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File #1 - team assembled
"As discussed, and on approval by the Prison Council, today the selections for a team of on parole Elf convicts have been completed. I, Myko Marchblood, head jailer of Corpsemouth maximum security prison, have personally examined more than 100 prisoners and selected 11 among them to gather the starting roster. Some of these subjects were extremely reluctant to join, but the promise of a sentence discount or, in some cases, freedom, made them accept. I will personally coach the team and punish every abuse, and I guarantee that after every game the subjects will be immediately brought into their cells under strict surveillance. This experiment is meant to see, in accord with the Psychiatric Unit, how extremely dangerous individuals react on the pitch, and if their level of aggression can be channeled into non-illegal activities. I look forward to a full success. More files coming soon."

File #2 - first game
"Played first game against Red-Scarred Thumpas, results are encouraging. Two TD and MVP for Onas "Old Dog" Obmann, the subject seems fit despite of his age. Nopos "In-and-Out" got a fractured skull due to a foul, the team's reaction was prompt and two Goblins were sent out, one dead and the other seriously injured. This is surely to be considered a positive result, as a good level of team spirit is recognizable from the very first game. Blitzers not so effective, but small wonder against AV9. More files coming soon."

File #3 - mentally ill elves defeated
"Played a game against some Pumpkin Bumpkin, after few turns it was clear they were from some asylum or bedlam. They foul our guys with their best players, even with the Treeman, in the beginning the referee was astonished but then he started to send them out. Kolvar McStein had a bad serious injury due to an extremely hard root stomp by the Tree: after a quick briefing with the Medical Staff I decided to risk the apothecary on him. Game was a full success. Very positive performance by Onas "Old Dog" Obmann: he has been doing a lot of weightlifting in the prison gym and increased his strength, age doesn't seem to affect him and he is looking forward to great things. Added a third catcher to the team. More files coming soon."

File #3 - total fiasco
"Game against Forlorn Surfers resulted in a total disappointment. The team made every possible mistake and tried to beat the Norse in the blocking game instead of taking advantage of the highest agility and dodge away. Final report is extremely negative: 3-0 loss, Argus "Gash" Stobbers dead, Bully Morgan and "Rabid" Gantar Fountaine seriously injured. I will personally order a proper punishment for the whole team, this fiasco must not be forgotten. More files coming soon."

File#4 - improvements in game style
"Finally, in a match against Putréfiés de Baumersheim the team showed some improvement in game style. For the first time team managed to arrange a good run-and-pass game, and despite of an unfortunate blitz event against them the guys ended up with a success. Extremely positive performance by all of them. Subjects will benefit of an extra visit allowance to meet with wives and girlfriends. More files coming soon."



File #0 - pitch now regular
"As discussed and approved, Corpsemouth's prison courtyard has been modified to reach the size of a Blood Bowl pitch. It is now possible to play games there. Maximum level of security is recommended during the matches.



Cower

No-good

Graham Palefire

Mork




Flinch

David Cameron

Tolman Talbot

Ratte Nr 0




Nopos "In-and-Out" - "Subject suffered two serious injuries, unable to play with decent results. Dismissed from the program and reassigned, after proper medical treatment, to prison's library."

Voron Rourke - "Subject had his neck broken, after some discussion with the Medical Staff the Project Commission decided to dismiss him from the team. Subject was unhappy. Recommended maximum level of surveillance to prevent unpleasant behavior."

Kolvar McStein - "Subject suffered a serious injury during a match and was transferred to the stadium's infirmary. When I went to check him I found out he was nowhere to be found, he must be considered fugitive and extremely dangerous. I apologize with the Commission, such mistakes won't happen again."

"Zip-Zip" Zaos - "Subject suffered a serious concussion and lost his memory. He doesn't even know who he his or why he has been convicted. Transferred to a criminal asylum."

Oryn "Wild Child" White - "Subject was hardly and mercilessly fouled by a Gutter Runner while he was on the ground. Medical staff tried to patch him, but failed. After some tests subject showed balance problems and poor vision. Dismissed from program and reassigned to prison's kitchens."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AV
  23 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 90k
(60+30)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball, Wrestle
  25 2 8 0 10 0 46/ 170k
(110+60)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Dodge, Block
  25 8 1 0 1 3 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 6 -av, m 2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
  14 7 5 0 1 0 24/ 140k
(100+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle
  8 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7 n 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Crook666 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1200k (±540) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 280k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (7/6/12) |TD Diff:-7 (32 - 39) |Cas Diff:-34 (31/14/5 - 49/27/8)
Last Opponent: Love me Love my dog