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Retired [L] Halfling

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
You are barking up the wrong trree!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(120+20)k
  
2
I saw what you did there! Now you axed for it!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving probably isn’t for you.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
It’s better to love a short person than not a tall.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Smokers are the same as everyone else; just not as long.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   5 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
8
Mary had a little lamb, and then she had some dessert.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
With the application of sufficient thrust pigs fly really well.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Two goldfish were in a tank. One says to the other: ‘How do we drive this thing?'
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
After the bank was robbed, the owner bought cows to beef up the security.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
I hated being a math teacher. It was a miscalculated move.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
My clock radio goes off with alarming frequency
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Inforthepain Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 770k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 530k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:5 (4/0/1) |TD Diff:3 (6 - 3) |Cas Diff:6 (6/7/0 - 5/1/1)
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