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Asthénique Depressif Club
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen


Franchement , on a aucune envie de jouer , on se fout du ballon , les adversaires on s'en fiches aussi ont veut juste notre salaire a la fin du mois puis c'est tout !Bon on va allez prendre nos anti-DEPRESSEUR et un ou deux xalax avant d'allez nous trainer sur les terrains ...

On en a rien a fiches non plus de vous taper ....quoi que ....

BLAGUE DU CHAOS !
Comment on decapsule un nain ?
oh c'est pas dur suffit de lui faire tourner la tête ..lol !!

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Asthénique DEPRESSIV CLUB IN ENGLISH !!!

Frankly we dont wana play , we dont care about ball ya , adversary tto , we want our salary at month end and was all , We got our drugs and antidepressant and or or 2 Xalax before go crawl on the pitch ,

We dont care about smashing you....hum waiiit ^^

Chaos joke
How do you uncap a dwarf ?
Simply , make his head spin ^^


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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Brutasse molassoneChosen Blocker5439Block 130004113100k (100+20k) 
2 Crétin boufoneurChosen Blocker5439Block 14000219100k (100+20k) 
3 Deficientuh lopolChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow 140002319100k (100+40k) 
4 Glaviotte debilChosen Blocker5439Block 140102112100k (100+20k) 
5InfirmoiBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 1411010660k (60+20k) 
6DoudeingBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 1400040860k (60+20k) 
7Gruduku aide sorcier maladifBeastman Runner6338Horns 200000060k (60+0k) 
8Norbargh le maladien chroniqueBeastman Runner6338Horns 500000060k (60+0k) 
9DuahapBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Tacklen13000332160k (60+40k) 
10Donok la pullBeastman Runner6338Horns 1300000060k (60+0k) 
11Dr Grossebiquete pudlalaineBeastman Runner6338Horns 400000060k (60+0k) 
12Bill le moche qui boudeBeastman Runner6338Horns, Blockn12020011160k (60+20k) 
13Bob depressif bruiteur qui ...Beastman Runner6338Horns 200000060k (60+0k) 
14Graor psychopitre déprimantBeastman Runner6338Horns, Tackle 7010121560k (60+20k) 
15MasseurkineziterpleutreBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
15 players  
Coach: muaddib68 Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1500k (±350) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (3/3/8) |TD Diff:-12 (8 - 20) |Cas Diff:4 (19/7/2 - 13/11/0)
Last Opponent: A Murder of Cows