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Tell Me Why I Don't Like
Roster [R] Dark Elf
Little beastman with claws on his hands,
comes running towards our line.
Our armours strong, but it’ll soon be gone
By his can-openers in no time.
And I just don't understand it
He’s already rolled a useful ko.
And I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
To reroll that piling on, on, on, go go…
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.

The use of pomb, is so overdone
What about the ball?
Telling me you’ve won,
When you’ve lost 2-1,
Cause my players died skills and all.
Drawing blood, unless I’ve misunderstood,
Is an extra thing - you should aim to win.
So I can see no reasons
Cause there are no reasons
Why you’re not protecting your ball..all..all at all
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don’t like bashers
Tell me why,
I don't like bashers
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.
Boot it all down.

All the playing's stopped; he’s in the playground now
I pity it - it makes me sigh.
And the games over early and I’ll be learning,
And the lesson today is how to die.
So he feels a big man,
Now my pixels are jam.
Removes his shirt and waves it at the sky.
And I can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
Why wouldn’t you really try..try. try..try..why?
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
Tell me why?
I don't like bashers.
I want to boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot
The whole race down.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Tell Me WhyBlitzer8348Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Sure Hands, Leap 3891405376100k (100+110k) 
2I Don't Like Bashers IIIBlitzer7348Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step 120501437100k (100+60k) 
3'Cause There Are No Reasons IIWitch Elf7347Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up 0000000110k (110+0k) 
4Telling Me You've Won IIBlitzer7348Block, Dodge, Guard, Leap, Side Step, Tackle 3521409482100k (100+110k) 
5And The Lesson Today Is How...Lineman7358Wrestle, +AG, Leap, +MA 37591335570k (70+110k) 
6Now My Pixels Are Jam IIWitch Elf7347Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Wrestle, Tackle, Leap 253505133110k (110+60k) 
7'Cause There Are No ReasonsLineman6347Wrestle, Dodge, Side Step-av, m37220533370k (0k) 
8What About The Ball? IILineman6348Wrestle 16011011070k (70+20k) 
9The Whole Race DownLineman6348Wrestle, Kick 36110332570k (70+40k) 
10Drawing Blood, Unless I've ...Blitzer7348Block, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless 2837213684100k (100+120k) 
12He's In The Playground Now IIILineman6348  600000070k (70+0k) 
13He Feels A Big ManRunner7347Dump-Off 601000380k (80+0k) 
14All The Playing's StoppedLineman6348  600000070k (70+0k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Malmir Re-Rolls (100k):5  
Race:Dark Elf Fan Factor:10  
Team Value:2080k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:30000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2210k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:38 (28/7/3) |TD Diff:49 (86 - 37) |Cas Diff:-19 (34/21/4 - 52/18/8)
Last Opponent: Europe Force One