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C'attle C'haos
P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Surface: Grass

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.


Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All". Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season.
Season 22: Some crazy elves kicked us right in the nuts and out of playoffs with a 2d uphill double pow cas that lead to a OTS.


...still looking for our first playoff win...


In season 22 Valen, Amon and my franchise started an internal competition for elf-heads. Killing or perm-retiring a high elf of divisoom champ Stimme's team gives their full spp as elf-head-counter points. Perm'ing one of his elfs (without roster-cut) gives half the elf's spp for the head counter. Same goes for happygrue's pixels. The hunt is on!

Head-counter season 22: can't hurt a single dude...
Best elf-hunter:


Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky.

Season 21: A shithole first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half.

Season 22: Going all conservative in the draft, hopes are high.


Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Future player names: Mike Davies, Tre Deflowerer, D.J. Fuker, Poona Ford, Jermaine Grace, Shake'n Kill Griffin, Delano Hill, Brett Hundley, Joey Hunter, German Ifedi, Sebastian Janikowski, Quinton Jefferson, Dontae Johnson, Tom Johnson, Nazair Jones, Dion Jordan, Tyler Lockett, Shalom Luani, Cursed Madden, Brandon Smash'all, Jacob Martin, Bradley McDonald, David Moore, Tyler OTT, Rashaad Penny, Ethan Pocic, C.J. Pro Size, Jar Can Read, Jordan Simmons, Shamar Stephen, J.R.Sweety, Simeon Thomas, Tedric Thompson, Nike Torpe, Nick Vannett, Bobby Wagner, K.J. Wright, Earl Thomas, Austin Davis, Khalid Hill, Jamarco Jones, Byron Maxwell, J.D. McKissic, Erik Warden, Ed Dickson, Kam Chancellor, Pete Scareskull, Brian Bloodsworth, Joe Gnash, Gary Slayton, Kyle Slayer, Edwin Bleedaz, Casey Killer, Cleave LargeAnt, The Boz, Jim khorne, Lavon Coolgoat, Frank Herron, Akeem King, Marcus Lucas, Alex McTough, Elijah Nkansah, Keenan Reynolds, Jordan Roos, Caleb Scott, Antwione Williams.

*** Did you know...

"Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Austin CabritoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm 6611081280100k (100+100k) 
2 Russell Kill'someBeastman Runner7348Horns, +AG, +MA, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands 65102803311560k (60+140k) 
3 Boss Cockrell [DUKE]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle 0000000+4760k (60+60k) 
4Shamar StephenMinotaur5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Claw 0000000+6150k (150+20k) 
5Gary SlaytonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 3000000+660k (60+20k) 
6 Kill'em Young [ROL] Beastman Runner5438Horns, +ST, Dirty Player, Kick, Block-ma45072956860k (60+110k) 
7 B. Maxwell [Torx]Chosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw 651130491143100k (100+100k) 
8 Barkevious MingoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw 390304752100k (100+80k) 
9Bobby ScalperBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 4000000+660k (60+20k) 
10 Rasheem Smokes GreenBeastman Runner7348Horns, +AG, Leap, Dodge, +MA 56290387560k (60+130k) 
11Jim K'horneyBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 0000000+660k (60+20k) 
12 Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut-ag63014264218460k (60+120k) 
13 Slavelord PerryChosen Blocker4439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy-ma6401023679100k (100+100k) 
14 DeMarcus Bonesly Jr. [NAVY]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Guard, +MA 140102112+3560k (60+70k) 
15Chris KillsonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Dodge 19010031860k (60+50k) 
16 Cliff Levis [DUKE]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Side Step, Diving Tackle 0000000+2960k (60+60k) 
16 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 2850k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 540000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:66 (37/12/17) |TD Diff:63 (124 - 61) |Cas Diff:183 (187/81/38 - 78/31/14)
Last Opponent: Los Angeles Glams