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C'attle C'haos
P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Surface: Grass

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.



TEAM BIO

Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All". Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season.

TROPHY ROOM

...still looking for our first playoff win...

Elf-head-hunt:

In season 22 Valen, Amon and my franchise started an internal competition for elf-heads. Killing or perm-retiring a high elf of divisoom champ Stimme's team gives their full spp as elf-head-counter points. Perm'ing one of his elfs (without roster-cut) gives half the elf's spp for the head counter. Same goes for happygrue's pixels. The hunt is on!

Head-counter season 22:
Best elf-hunter:


TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky.

Season 21: A shithole first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half.

Season 22: Going all conservative in the draft, hopes are high.

STAR PLAYERS

Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Future player names: Mike Davies, Tre Deflowerer, D.J. Fuker, Poona Ford, Jermaine Grace, Shake'n Kill Griffin, Delano Hill, Brett Hundley, Joey Hunter, German Ifedi, Sebastian Janikowski, Quinton Jefferson, Dontae Johnson, Tom Johnson, Nazair Jones, Dion Jordan, Tyler Lockett, Shalom Luani, Cursed Madden, Brandon Smash'all, Jacob Martin, Bradley McDonald, David Moore, Tyler OTT, Rashaad Penny, Ethan Pocic, C.J. Pro Size, Jar Can Read, Jordan Simmons, Shamar Stephen, J.R.Sweety, Simeon Thomas, Tedric Thompson, Nike Torpe, Nick Vannett, Bobby Wagner, K.J. Wright, Earl Thomas, Austin Davis, Khalid Hill, Jamarco Jones, Byron Maxwell, J.D. McKissic, Erik Warden, Ed Dickson, Kam Chancellor, Pete Scareskull, Brian Bloodsworth, Joe Gnash, Gary Slayton, Kyle Slayer, Edwin Bleedaz, Casey Killer, Cleave LargeAnt, The Boz, Jim khorne, Lavon Coolgoat, Frank Herron, Akeem King, Marcus Lucas, Alex McTough, Elijah Nkansah, Keenan Reynolds, Jordan Roos, Caleb Scott, Antwione Williams.

*** Did you know...

"Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Austin CabritoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles 6411081175100k (100+80k) 
2 Russell Kill'someBeastman Runner7348Horns, +AG, +MA, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands 6392803311460k (60+140k) 
3Shiton Nuf'FleBeastman Runner6338Horns 400000060k (60+0k) 
4Bar'hell DanielsBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 12000000+660k (60+20k) 
5Gary SlaytonBeastman Runner6338Horns 100000060k (60+0k) 
6 Kill'em Young [ROL] Beastman Runner5438Horns, +ST, Dirty Player, Kick, Block-ma43062956560k (60+110k) 
7 B. Maxwell [Torx]Chosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw 631130471139100k (100+100k) 
8 Barkevious MingoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 370302748100k (100+60k) 
9Bobby ScalperBeastman Runner6338Horns 200000060k (60+0k) 
10 Rasheem Smokes GreenBeastman Runner7348Horns, +AG, Leap, Dodge, +MA 54290387560k (60+130k) 
11 Jar Can ReadBeastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Guard, Dodge-ag37010543360k (60+70k) 
12 Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]Beastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut 62014263218260k (60+120k) 
13 Slavelord PerryChosen Blocker4439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claw, Frenzy-ma6201023679100k (100+100k) 
14 DeMarcus Bonesly Jr. [NAVY]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Guard, +MA 12010105+3560k (60+70k) 
15Chris KillsonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Dodge 17010031860k (60+50k) 
15 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 2550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 840000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:64 (37/12/15) |TD Diff:65 (123 - 58) |Cas Diff:182 (184/78/38 - 75/29/14)
Last Opponent: Green Ball Attackers