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P [L] Goblin

Razmus the Helpless

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Expectation of winning: ______0%
Expectation of fun: off the charts

These gobbos put themselves on the line - life and limb, for training. They're squishy and provide lots of casualties, but they are going to try everything they can to get to the endzone. Everything includes trying to blow you up, cut you down, smash you flat, run between your legs, or jump over your head. In the end, hopefully everyone has fun and we all learn something important.

Do not read this, under penalty of dearth. That's right, something will be missing!
Might have chainsawed a few folks. Hypothetically blew a few things up. But no one can prove anything.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Drippy GreggTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard 210005430110k (110+40k) 
2Sniffly StanTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block, Stand Firm 2100012444110k (110+60k) 
3Dizzy DanFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Grab 21000732970k (70+50k) 
4Explosive EddieBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 000000040k (40+0k) 
6Sarcastic Stanley, Jr.Looney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dirty Player, Dodge 7000131740k (40+50k) 
7Itchie, Jr.Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
8Kneel, Jr.Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 601000340k (40+0k) 
9ShaunGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1201010540k (40+0k) 
10SheeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1901000340k (40+0k) 
11Go rukGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100010240k (40+0k) 
12RookGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1101000340k (40+0k) 
13NanaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2101000340k (40+0k) 
14HautchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 7050201940k (40+40k) 
15QuuGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1901000340k (40+0k) 
16TuuGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 1340k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 550000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (6/4/11) |TD Diff:-6 (23 - 29) |Cas Diff:4 (30/16/9 - 36/12/3)
Last Opponent: West Bowl Swing