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Roster [L] Chaos Dwarf

Ahhh... The Deserted Isles. A rugged, mountainous land where every man and his dog love Blood Bowl. A pair of Islands so steeped in the traditions of the running game that teams are feared for just hailing from those sacred shores. Here, amongst the scattered sheep farms and isolated communities, a dwarf can be a dwarf. He can drink, smoke, and gamble with impunity. He can run, fight and wrestle with his neighbours on the Blood Bowl pitch every weekend before returning to his farm to similarly wrestle a living from the broken land. Bitter rivalries on the field turn to close friendships in the clubs rooms after the game. Two dwarves who were the fiercest of enemies on opposing teams will put aside their differences whether the victor or the defeated. There are no shortage of trophies in the Deserted Isle. Every town, club and position have a plethora of awards to be won. But what the Deserted Isles lack is something most dwarves will not do without. Women. There are fuck all of them. Well. Fuck all of them that don't look like a battered Ogre that's passed a hundred games for the Bright Crusaders. And so when two women arrived on the boat, mother and daughter, and they both weren't utter swamp donkeys, they found themselves in high demand. And they bloody loved it. So much so that when the daughter grew up to receive more attention, the mother got insanely jealous and yadda yadda yadda.... You know the story. The girl ends up living in some shitty mine with a bunch of dwarves. And of course they all fancied their chances. Then the shallow bitch ditched them and started seeing some prince. Needless to say the heartbroken dwarves turned evil. Their mining operation did not provide enough opportunities to inflict random pain on others so they started their own Blood Bowl team. The chance to inflict broken bones and smashed heads was a chance to mend their broken hearts and fill the empty void inside themselves. In theory anyway. Turns out they're a bit shit at the game. But they'll persevere.

2519 "Friendly's"
Vs Gravesend Wanderers 1-1
Vs Fellhart's Fanatics 0-2
Vs Wulfrik's Wanderers 0-0
Vs Nightmare on NY Street 2-1
Vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 2-2
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Khargulg Flamemaker
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Gharg the Unstoppable
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Gharlund Doomhand
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Bhalund the Unbreakable
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   2 0 1 1 3 0 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Barruk Eyescream
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Rhargen the Destroyer
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Rygrakka Hammerlord
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
   5 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 170k
(130+40)k
  
8
Khokbal the Dreaded
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block
   5 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 150k
(130+20)k
  
9
Nobby the Bootpolisher
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Cuddy the Waterboy
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Dobby the Orangepeeler
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Choad the Washer of Uniforms
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1170k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/3/1) |TD Diff:-1 (5 - 6) |Cas Diff:3 (7/3/2 - 4/2/3)
Last Opponent: Madhead's Mountain Mob