THRONE OF BLOOD



Our contribution to the Throne of Blood season 2:


Our contribution to the Throne of Blood season 1:


Our contribution to the Throne of Blood season 11:

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

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The shortest player ever in Blood Bowl was Big Jobo Hairyfeet, captain of the halfling Greenfield Grasshuggers team, whose sudden and quite drastic reduction in height was the main reason for Gurk Cloud-Scraper's (storm giant half-back for the Asgard Ravens) lifetime ban.

Every match adds to the team's history...

Game 13 - we finally scored our first victory, and through concession! Yet dwarf orcs are confused wether to see it as a monumental success or abnormality.

Game 18 - against Chaos chosen, but that's irrelevant, the opponent had no mighty blow or tackle in the roster. Only a couple block players. we suffered 2 death, 2 niggling injuries (1d and 1n both on failed dodges). We We lost all developed goblins. Rebuilding the team.

Game 23 - First non concession victory for Dwarf Orcs! Mrog Who Remembers scored a touchdown, killed another player and then got eaten by Gorka in the LAST turn of the match!

Game 24 - second victory in a row! :O

Game 38 - when Dwarf Orcs, defeated, were on their way off the pitch, they were jumped by press asking questions about our alleged influence in the downfall of a promissing player that happened right after our friendly match. This hateful statement was issued in the obituary for the said player. As the coach of Dwarf Orcs With Horns I publicly denounce any defamation attempts against my team. My boys did nothing wrong. I vouch for the with my heart. They are as pure and honest as myself.

Game 53 - the public is getting tired of us not scoring any kills. Someone threw a rock off the stands and killed a mercenary rotter for us.

Game 58 - We retired a number of players with lasting injuries. The hope is that lowered team value will help killing.

Game 61 - A streak of 23 games without a single kill (except that one rotter killed on rock throw) was just ended on a random block by our troll

Game 65 - we scored three kills on high elves! Unluckily, the first one was saved by apothecary :(

Game 70 - Gorka is on fire lately. He's scoring a lot of powerful hits. This match he killed two wood elves and gave niggling injury to one!

Game 83 - Gorka the troll was slayed by a troll slayer. Good bye legend, you did well. You regenerated four deaths so far. Your time was up, your spark extinguished. Remember one thing in your afterlife though; we hated you having just one skill from double roll on level up!

Game 85 - The new troll that replaced Gorka got killed in his second match. We have no cash for yet another one. We will be playing with four journeyman now. And no troll for one, or rather 2-3 games. Rebuilding the team almost from scratch.

Game 98 - The new troll develops fast! Twice faster that Gorka did.

Game 100 - we've passed 100 games played!

Game 107 - we just scored three kills! Two of them by Skullsplitter - what a powerful dwarf orc he is!

Game 110 - Ogres just scored a hat trick on us! A rookie goblin got killed... as well as superstar goblin blitzer and super star troll! these skulls will look great on the pile under the Throne of Blood! Time to rebuild now.

Game 112 - Our first +AG goblin!

Game 122 - we just played our fist match after 2,5 month long break. Masaker the Troll scored three injuries, and he killed a rookie human lino among them, but the opposing apo managed to save him with just MV- injury. What a waste of a fine kill. Fifth season of the Throne is halfway done, we need to rush.

Game 124 - We just played after a looong break. And it ended with a tie. It's Throne of Blood season 11 now. We scored a kill but apothecary saved the victim. Booo!

Game 125 - That would have been a draw but Bonesplitter failed GFI and reroll while walking into the endzone with the ball on the last turn. And there were two other silly failed situations like that.

Game 126 - match against Botillo Flyingers. Incredibly fun and bloody. Dark Prince added a kill for the Throne of Blood on his first game!