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Cartman II
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Treeman
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Timmm-ber!
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Respect my authoriton!
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Respect my authoriton!
Timmeh!
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Timmm-ber!
Guard
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TIMAH?
Sexual Harassment Panda
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Halfling Hopeful
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Sure Feet
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
"Don't say that, don't touch there,
"Don't be nasty," says the silly bear,
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong,
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
"Don't say that, don't touch there,
"Don't be nasty," says the silly bear,
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong,
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Stan
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Stunty
Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Kyle
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Kick the baby!
Kenny
#6
Halfling Hopeful
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"mumbles..."
Butters II
#7
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Mr. Garrison
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Halfling Hopeful
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Side Step
I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Mr. Hankey
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Halfling Hopeful
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Hidey Ho
One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had
my friend take a picture.
One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had
my friend take a picture.
The Dawg
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Dont Crowdpush People Panda
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Halfling Hopeful
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Its because im a Panda isnt it.....
Mr. Hat
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Stunty
I'm your friend, Mr. Hat, Stan. You can tell me anything. Now, who hits
you? Is it your father or your mother?
you? Is it your father or your mother?
Terrance
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Stunty
That one's called the monkey claw because it feels like my colon is
being torn apart by a thousand monkeys.
being torn apart by a thousand monkeys.
Philip
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Stunty
Ha ha ha. You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart. Ha ha ha.
Chef
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Side Step
You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet
firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh,
yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the
football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh,
yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the
football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.