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Rik Mayall II
#1
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
32
B
21
P
3
F
1
G
12
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
4
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
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Block
Dodge
Side Step
Harry Hill
#2
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
30
B
97
P
-5
F
2
G
32
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
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+ST
Block
Kick
Cake or pie... but which is better?
Theres only one way to settle this... FIGHT!
Theres only one way to settle this... FIGHT!
Dave Chapelle
#3
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
6
B
3
P
-1
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Wrestle
Phillip
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
76
B
194
P
12
F
1
G
46
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
4
Td
10
Mvp
3
GPP
57
XPP
0
SPP
57
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Dodge
Side Step
Tackle
ah waitwait waitwait wait... pffffffffffffttttt!
Terence (_'_)
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Knock Knock
#6
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
11
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
Catch
Dodge
Paul Whitehouse
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
5
AV
8
R
403
B
182
P
69
F
2
G
84
Cp
26
In
0
Cs
5
Td
8
Mvp
8
GPP
100
XPP
0
SPP
100
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+AG
Block
Dodge
Strip Ball
Sure Hands
Oh, those Brazilians, you know? Circa 1970? Broke the mould. Theory out the window. Free expression of football. Uncategorisable. Is that a word? It is now! You know? Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous.
Borat
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
43
B
108
P
1
F
27
G
35
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
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Dirty Player
In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.
Adrian Edmondson
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
61
B
467
P
7
F
1
G
77
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
16
Td
4
Mvp
4
GPP
68
XPP
0
SPP
68
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-ma
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+ST
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Yeah - my knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together
Spike Milligan
#14
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
52
B
241
P
3
F
0
G
39
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
13
Td
4
Mvp
5
GPP
68
XPP
0
SPP
68
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Dauntless
Dodge
Leap
Tackle
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Billy Connolly
#15
Catcher
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
131
B
43
P
2
F
0
G
37
Cp
9
In
0
Cs
1
Td
12
Mvp
2
GPP
57
XPP
0
SPP
57
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-ma
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Catch
Dauntless
Dodge
Guard
Wrestle
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Eddie Izzard III
#16
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
14
B
37
P
10
F
1
G
7
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
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Skills
Block
Side Step
Tackle