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Osmond Dirtybone
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
31
B
107
P
1
F
0
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
10
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Walter Jenkins (D) top aide to President Lyndon B. Johnson - caught in a gay liaison with a Hungarian man in a YMCA bathroom (1964)
Harold Weakrock
#2
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
135
P
0
F
2
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+MA
+ST
Neil Goldschmidt (D-OR) former Oregon governor - affair with underage female, 1970s
 
Sylvester Palefire
#3
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
51
B
9
P
0
F
3
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
Side Step
Wilbur Mills (D-AR) - Fanne Foxe scandal (1974)
Paul Paletree
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
46
B
20
P
1
F
2
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
Side Step
Wayne Hays (D-OH) - Elizabeth Ray scandal (1976)
 
Sylvester Fastshield
#5
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
31
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block
Eliot Spitzer (D-NY) New York Governor - went through a prostitution service called Emperors Club VIP where he allegedly met with a prostitute in a Washington, DC hotel. He was linked to the prostitution ring by a wiretap of his cell phone (2008)
Duane Fasttree
#7
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
51
B
27
P
11
F
3
G
13
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Block
Dodge
Allan Howe (D-UT) - arrested for soliciting two police officers posing as prostitutes (1976)
 
Brian Strongwing
#8
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Gary Condit (D-CA) A US Congressman whose affair with 23-year-old intern Chandra Levy was exposed after Levy disappeared. Her body was found a year later and in 2008 an ex-felon with no relation to Condit was charged with her murder. (2001)
Aaron Dirtyshield
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
8
B
46
P
0
F
4
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Gerry Studds (D-MA) and Dan Crane (R-IL) are censured July 20, 1983 in Congressional Page sex scandal (1983)
 
Vincent Dirtystream
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
39
B
58
P
6
F
21
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Gary Hart (D-CO) - Donna Rice scandal (1987)
Kevin Truebone
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
9
B
54
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Mel Reynolds (D-IL) - indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for a relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer (1994), and was convicted of 12 counts of sexual assault, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography (1995)
 
Cory Darksnake
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
37
P
2
F
9
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player
Gus Savage (D-IL) accused of trying to force himself on a female Peace Corps worker in Zaire (1989)
Ian Whitetree
#13
Lineman
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
7
R
42
B
59
P
1
F
2
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
m
Skills
+ST
Block
<a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_E._McGreevey#Resignation>Wikipedia link</a>
 
Ian Bluewing
#14
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
43
B
9
P
16
F
1
G
9
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG
Block
Jim McGreevey (D-NJ) New Jersey Governor - ; closeted homosexual extramarital affair (2004)
Trey Deepfire
#15
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
New York Congressman Eric Massa,(D) Resigned to avoid an ethics investigation into his alleged behavior of groping and tickling a young male staffer. (2010)
 
Cory Coldbrook
#16
Rat Ogre
MA
6
ST
6
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
+ST
Gary Becker (D) Mayor of Racine, Wisconsin, charged with five child-sex felonies after being arrested by the FBI at a mall trying to meet a 14 year old girl (January 16, 2009). This man, the Democrat Mayor of Racine, is not to be confused with Gary Becker, the Nobel laureate.