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Mourn Mountain Mercs
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Greasus Goldtooth
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
28
B
74
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
The captain of this ruthless band of mercenaries. Greasus has replaced all his teeth with new ones made of the one thing that he loves more than anything else in the world: <b><i>gold</b></i>

Skrag the Slaughterer
#2
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
75
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
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Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
"Skrag the Slaughterer, Prophet of the Great Maw, earned his title shortly after being kicked out of his tribe. Prior to his life as a prophet, Skrag was the Slaughtermaster to a wealthy Tyrant. One day the Tyrant found his favored Gnoblar as the main course for the feast. Needless to say he was furious. He had Skrag's hands hacked off and, as a final insult, ate them in front of the beaten Slaughtermaster. Skrag's Cauldron was hooked deeply into his skin and was thrown into the caverns beneath the mountain, the only exit sealed off with a boulder.

Skrag was beaten and bruised, but he was not broken. He slammed his former cooking tools into his bloodied wrists and made makeshift weapons, hoping to find a way out. Shortly after he was attacked by the Gorgers inhabiting the caverns, his blood was fresh. Skrag was not scared. He charged the gorgers, killing them with unmatched fury. When the largest of the Gorgers (the Grotesque) appeared, Skrag promptly chewed out the Gorger's throat, killing him. Once the Grotesque was dead the others obeyed Skrag instantly. Skrag and his newfound army of Gorgers marched out into the snowy plains and descended upon his old tribe, slaughtering everyone in sight. The Tyrant was boiled alive in Skrag's cauldrons. The great amount of sacrifice imbued Skrag with the blessings of the Great Maw, and the Prophet was born."

-from the tome, <i>Wikipedia's Ogre Legends</i>

Now he slaughters in the name of the mighty Mourn Mountain Mercs!
 
Hidetsugu the Heartless
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
95
P
0
F
1
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
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Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Multiple Block
Once a powerful wizard from the Eastern Lands, Hidetsugu once held over a dozen demons in blood oath. At his touch, rocks scorched. At his word, cities burned.

But eventually his power grew too large for even him to contain and the demons overtook his soul. He is now a soulless puppet they use for amusement.

The most powerful of those demons happens to be a big fan of Blood Bowl and the Mourn Mountain Mercs!
Kazuul Tazkmasta
#4
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Someone's gotta keep the gobbos and gnoblars in line and Kazuul is the Ogre for the job. Merciless and cruel, Kazuul once skinned a cheeky gobbo alive and ate him raw and wriggling. Since then he has commanded obedience from the Mercs' lesser followers without much difficulty.

 
Kuon Irongut
#5
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
3
AV
9
R
63
B
84
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+AG
Block
Guard
With the strength of his ogre father and the agility of his human mother (who died during childbirth), Kuon is the Mercs elite soldier. Whenever there's something important to do, Kuon is the one who gets it done - probably because he's less interested in eating than anyone else.
Gnobgobba
#6
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
70
B
20
P
0
F
5
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Side Step
His half-goblin, half-gnoblar background, while certainly pretty wretched and pathetic, made him a wee bit genetically superior to his peers on the team.

He's trying to figure out why Mugga keeps looking at him with a strange look in his eye.
 
Mugga the Murderous
#7
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
63
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Ogres are a hungry bunch, especially the ravenous Mourn Mountain Mercs!

Somebody's gotta kill and cook all that meat, and Mugga's the man for the Mercs. This butcher loves killing, cooking and eating more than anything else.

His favorite recipe is snotling-gnoblar stew. But he's been experimenting with some daring new recipes including: Skaven Pot Pie, Zonbits and Flingballs, Beast Loaf with Goat, Wardancer Quiche and the ever-popular Dwarfbeard Stew.
Furlok the Deathforge
#8
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
A mercenary company needs lots of weapons, armor and shields if they are gonna do their job right. Furlok sees that the company is outfitted with the gear and equipment they need. Trained in the deep forges of the Eastern Mountains, Furlok is a master smithy and a pretty decent Blood Bowler to boot!
 
Skeezer
#9
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
7
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Maurice the Maw
#10
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
 
Belcha
#12
Gnoblar
MA
4
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
36
B
16
P
0
F
4
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Greasus' pet. He sits at Greasus' feet and greedily devours any scraps that happen to fall from his master's maw.

Suffers from gastro-intestinal problems.
Fappy
#13
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
28
B
2
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Pretty much a useless sod that doesn't do much except get caught playing with himself.
 
Greezy
#14
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
48
B
16
P
0
F
2
G
14
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Jump Up
Helps Mugga in the kitchen. Good with knives.
Spittledung
#16
Gnoblar
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
56
B
9
P
0
F
1
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Disposable
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Sprint
Sure Feet
Carries the slop buckets.