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Da Line Grunt
#1
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
0
XPP
0
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0
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Stunty
Kruzag
#2
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
5
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Dodge
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Erblig
#3
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Lebglum the Squig Rider
#4
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
68
B
33
P
8
F
4
G
28
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
The most experienced Goblin in terms of brawling. Having been fortunate enough to make it through enough fights without getting killed, Lebglum has proven to be a significant annoyance to opposing teams as his skill at ducking underneath their shots only to trip up one of their star players is almost phenomenal.

He has also shown off his skills both as a fouler and a runner, having scored two touchdowns during his career. While he lacks any spectacular qualities to make him something resembling a star, the fact he is a veteran amongst the Goblins is probably something of worth in itself. As for Lebgum he loves nothing more than cussing and mocking the enemy as he gingerly dodges their attacks and this has helped distract them long enough for the Goblins to sneak in a touchdown.

How he has managed to survive the post-match sequence after having outraged so many opponents is anyone's guess, but if his skill on the pitch is anything to go by, it is likely Lebglum won't be going anywhere for a while.
 
Lazy the Blue
#5
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
114
P
0
F
0
G
30
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Lazy the Blue is by all accounts as by his name: Lazy! A stone troll from the Worlds Edge Mountains, Lazy shares similarly their rocky skin and demeanour and shares the role as blitzer and blocker alongside Guff the Green. It is rare for Lazy to do much damage to the enemy team, let alone do much at all in the match, but on the rare occasions the troll gets going, boy does the crowd go wild!

He is particularly well renowned for his gigantic boulder he insists in bringing onto the pitch, which he loves nothing more than swinging in wild unrestrained arcs. This tends to allow the Goblins to take down a few of the distracted players and gives them free reign of the field. Or at least, that is the plan! Assuming one of the Goblins aren't hit in the process.

An extremely tough player like most trolls, Wuarzahg is hopeful of Lazy being a long term part on the roster.
Guff the Green
#6
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
171
P
0
F
0
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
17
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
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Block
Guard
Stand Firm
A River troll of immense size and stature, Guff the Green is a frightful presence on the field and has proven to be a formidable member on the team as a blocker. The Goblins love nothing more than seeing their troll give "the big uns their comme-uppance" as not only is Guff a great roadblock but also notoriously violent even compared to Lazy. He also leaves a strong foul odor in his wake and this tends to distract opposing players allowing the Goblins to sneak in a few digs or even to run gingerly past the enemy while they desperately try to take down the large creature.

Unfortunately Guff has managed to receive a wound which did not fully heal. During a violent match against a Khemri team, the apothecary accidentally mistook Lazy as Guff and by the time Lazy's "wounds" had been recovered, Guff was left with a mutilated foot. While the foot did manage to regenerate, it failed to recover entirely and now proves to be a minor pain to the otherwise painless creature.

In spite of this Guff the Green still fights on the team and continues to delight fans in snapping bones and breaking skulls.
 
Wolbum the Magnificent
#7
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
17
B
22
P
5
F
4
G
16
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Dodge
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Stunty
Wolbum was believed to have been dead after being amongst the many mutilated and mauled corpses of his fellow Greenskins and Arzhag a rather disgruntled Goblin took the place of number seven on the team. However, just like so many previous incidents, Wolbum made a rather sudden return and Arzhag's body was later found in a ditch rather brutally beaten.

Wolbum is still seen sporting his same battered and busted kit, all the more eager to get set on the field and hopefully crack a few heads. While many of those amongst his team find him something of a cretin and rather brazen, they can certainly not fail to acknowledge that he certainly has guts. He has certainly shown this in a more literal sense in the more bloodier matches!
Da Hoppa
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
61
B
19
P
0
F
29
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
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Dodge
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Dirty Player
Sneaky Git
Da Hoppa loves nothing more than jumping up and down on top of a downed enemy, hence his name. Having a host of many horrifying and dangerous hidden knives, poisons and other tools, Da Hoppa is the team's specialist fouler and is thus also the member of the team with the most training!

While he tends to be caught more often than not, he is also on the MOST WANTED list of the referee's guild for having the annoying habit of killing any referee who sends him off once the game is over. This of course has managed to win the Goonz even more fans and Da Hoppa himself has become something of a celebrity amongst all those right thinking players who themselves despise referees for one reason or another.

He is also the longest lasting Goblin on the team besides Lebglum, but most fans agree that at the rate Da Hoppa is going he may out last his fellow Goblin as well, with his notoriously brutal and indiscreet methods of "eliminating" a downed opponent.
 
Wurglum
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
15
B
6
P
0
F
5
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
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8
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Catch
The secondary catcher of the team. Wurglum feels much less inclined to be messing around with any ball handling unless it involves crunching the two squishy bits in between the opposing players legs with his boot. While admittedly like all Goblins he loves nothing more than planting his foot into the face of some unfortunate, Wurglum is a surprisingly competent player when he actually puts some effort in. During the occasions he actually does get his hands on the ball there is very few things which can stop him as Wurglum tumbles, ducks and dives through the enemy defenses. Unfortunately and much to the contempt of his fellow team mates, Wurglum's foot work leaves much to be desired and he tends to trip up in the end zone during the last seconds, something which has caught the eye of Wuarzahg.

In spite of this he is still considered a somewhat important member of the team but head hunting has begun and it may very well be that Wurglum may find himself in the belly of a troll if he does not pick up his game.
Mogglechumps
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
3
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Irzik
#11
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
54
B
12
P
0
F
5
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
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Catch
Sure Feet
Irzik is well known for his comically large catching gloves and his incredible speed. While he is no elf, Irzik is the team's ball carrier and it is common sight to see the fellow run with almost half a team baring down on him. Unfortunately he has not actually scored that many touchdowns, but the fact he gets the ball up field tends to enough for another Goblin to scoop the ball up and run it into the end zone.

While Irzik would much rather be scoring the touchdowns for himself, he is at least happy enough that he contributes to the team in some way. He is also known to be the designated "thrower" which in Goblin terms the player to be thrown by the trolls in the last minutes of the game. Irzik being completely ignorant of the Troll's love for Goblins, the greenskin is more than happy to help the team further, even if it means for a few broken ribs and cracked skull. He is always ready by the next match at least.
WAAAGH
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
39
B
9
P
0
F
4
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
 
Grubblag
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
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Da Cutta
#14
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
4
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty
 
Imzig
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
3
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty