Moot-Dawg in the hizzouse. Pimpin' an effortless 150 average with the house balls. *WRECKING* the NWFL Single Season Passing Record.


RECORD SETTING SEASON TOTAL: 42 passes for 447 yards. 531 total score

Fill-in Season end totals: 28 for a clean 350. An even 12.5 yard average.

At one point his numbers extrapolated over the course of an entire season, he would've gone 59 for 742 and a total score of 860.

How the hell is this man not a Legend yet?!?!...

Player / Coach. Someone has to keep these assholes in line. Last round, threw a 196 and a 198 with a HOUSE ball... and didn't even use my thumb. Bowling in the snow?... hell yeah, brother.

*UPDATE* At Chaos Cup 2014, I won the bowling award by bowling a 202. I then proceeded to bowl left-handed and STILL got a 94.

Lookit his crooked arm! He broke it three times in the same spot skateboarding like a punk ass kid.

Not sure if he's even bowled... but he lives really close to a bowling alley and knows where all the best beer hideouts are.

194 average. Drinks sissy beer, but makes a killer New York style cheesecake. The kind that makes the strippers panties wet. Good guy to have in the mix.

Big Bitch just got bigger. Yes, he throws a 16 lb. ball. Yes, it looks like a cantaloupe in his hand. Yes, he will damage the ball return if he misses an easy spare. No, you do not want him to give you a titty-twister.