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Simyin Vivisection Department
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Dr. Konklejon
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
81
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Tackle
Jump Up
Leap
Very Long Legs
Block
Dodge
Original SVD staff member.

Experiment #4: Dodger(!) linechimp failed block for -Ag in defensive 2-1 win.
Exp. #5: -Ag'd a Guard, & T8 scramblin' score in dominant 1-1 tie, 7 spp, Block.
...Dodge...
  1. Season 2:
Exp #4 (13): 14 Blocks and MNG'd a +MA line-chimp in 2-0 win. 29 spp.
Dr. Stassiss
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
37
B
44
P
-2
F
0
G
13
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
n
Skills
Diving Tackle
Jump Up
Leap
Very Long Legs
+AG
Block
Game 3: BH'd a Gorilla late 1st half in narrow 2-2 tie, 2 spp.
 
Dr. Naukkaudt
#5
Kroxigor
MA
6
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Hired on to staff for Experiment 13
  1. Season 2:
Exp #4 (13): Only 2 Blocks but BH'd a +MA 'rang' 1st half in 2-0 win. 2 spp.
Nurse Renchit
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
50
B
20
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
1
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
-av
Skills
Leap
Very Long Legs
Dodge
Guard
Original SVD staff member.

Experiment #5: BH'd a Guard (Apo'd) in dominant 1-1 tie.
...Guard, Dodge, 16 spp!...
  1. Season 2:
Exp #4 (13): TD + MVP in 2-0 win. 24 spp.




...Blodge asap!...
 
Nurse A. Wundt
#7
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
1
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Leap
Very Long Legs
Original SVD staff member.

Experiment #1: -MA'd a lineape. 2 spp.
Exp. #2: BH'd a lineape. 4 spp.
Exp. #4: MNG'd.
Asst. Nurse Hamfist
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Leap
Very Long Legs
 
the janitor
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
27
B
32
P
-1
F
0
G
14
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Leap
Very Long Legs
Kick
Wrestle
Original SVD staff member.

Experiment #2: MVP, 5 spp.
Exp. #5: Turn 1 fluff pass for the skill in dominant tie, Wrestle.
Morgue crew
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
20
B
40
P
1
F
0
G
14
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Leap
Very Long Legs
Guard
Wrestle
Original SVD staff member.

Exp. #2: Rabid lineape BH'd itself on the morgue crew. 2 spp
Exp. #3: BH'd a Lino + MVP in narrow 2-2 tie, 9 spp, team's 1st Wrestler.
 
Dr. Wei Hai
#14
Catcher
MA
7
ST
1
AG
4
AV
7
R
62
B
4
P
31
F
0
G
11
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
-st, m
Skills
Diving Catch
Leap
Very Long Legs
Block
Dodge
Hired after Game 3

Exp. #4: Offensive score in defensive 2-1 win
Dr. Von Zipp
#15
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
115
B
5
P
1
F
0
G
12
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
8
Mvp
1
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Diving Catch
Leap
Very Long Legs
+MA
Block
Dodge
Hired for Primate Experiment #2.

Experiment #2: Stumblin', bumblin' - and game's only - score.
Exp. #3: 2 TD's in narrow 2-2 tie, 9 spp, +MA!
Exp. #4: Winning score + MVP in defensive 2-1 win, 17 spp, Dodge.
  1. Season 2:
Exp #4 (13): TD in 2-0 win. 31 spp, Blodge.
 
Dr. McBoeng
#16
Catcher
MA
7
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
39
B
0
P
-2
F
0
G
7
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
m
Skills
Diving Catch
Leap
Very Long Legs
Dodge
Hired into the Dept. after Experiment #6 killed Dr. Quikk.