One of the original starting 11 of the club, Engelbrecht Pffeiffer is known for quite a few things off the field, including his nigh unpronounceable name. A venerable ladies man, Engy as his friends call him, has been known to bed a different woman every night, or at least, that's what he claims. In reality, he usually finds his prowess on the pitch is stolen from him at night by drink, and often needs to be dragged out of a ditch the next day by his teammates.

One of the original starting 11 of the club, Wenzel practices the skill of sketching in his spare time. Known as the man who designed both the team logo and the stadium mural, Wenzel often seems more at home with a brush in his hand than the spiked ball.

On the pitch however, he has become known as Wreck It Wenzel, for his propensity to take opposing players off the pitch with naught but a single, clean punch to the jaw.

One of the original starting 11 of the club, Volkwin has seen things the other players could only dream of, and he won't let those young whippersnappers forget it. While many would argue the ripe age of 67 is far too late to be starting a career in the circuit, Volkwin will remind you that "when you weren't but a twinkle in your father's eye" he was out there fighting wars. Just don't point out his "wars" were putting down peasant rebellions in famine struck areas.

One of the original starting 11 of the club, Ottel isn't exactly sure how he got mixed up in this lot. One moment he was watching a game of the original Middenheim team, the next a flagon of ale, and before he knew it he was wearing a numbered suit of armor for the splinter team that developed. Ottel has a wife, 2 kids, and a small puppy that would hate to lose him.

One of the original starting 11 of the club, Reuban is, in a word, creepy. His teammates don't like him, and neither does the coaching staff, the fans, the cheerleaders, random passerbys, and especially other teams.

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