| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Bruising Barry | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 90000 |
| 2 | Blocking Bertie | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Stand Firm, Guard, +AG | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 37 | 90000 |
| 3 | Valandors Pleasure | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 4 | Blitzing Barny | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, +MA | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 90000 |
| 5 | Cacaphony Colin | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dodge, Side Step | n | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 70000 |
| 7 | Terrible Tommy | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Strip Ball, Hail Mary Pass, Safe Throw | m, n | 17 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 53 | 70000 |
| 8 | Rijssiej's Nightmare | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Strip Ball | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 50000 |
| 9 | Angry Mobz | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 10 | Sacrifical G | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 11 | Basher Bobby | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Block | -av | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 12 | Crazy Cruze | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 50000 |
| 13 | Z Killed my predecessor | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 50000 |
| 14 | Tymless Daize | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 50000 |
| 15 | Moranic MartinII | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Strip Ball, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 50000 |
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| Team Name: | Drunken Debauchery | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Norse | Fan Factor: | 9 |
| Team Rating: | 179 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 130000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Angie | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |