| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Big Man | Daredevil | 5 | 2 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 80000 |
| 2 | Lil' Man | Daredevil | 5 | 2 | 2 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Tackle, Kick | -av | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 80000 |
| 3 | Theodore Nelson Tennison | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Bomb, Accurate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 70000 |
| 4 | Lady Di Gnomite | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Bomb, Pass | -av | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70000 |
| 5 | Kareem Abdul Kaboom | Mad Bommaz | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Bomb | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 7 | Abbott | Speed Freak | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 8 | Costello | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 50000 |
| 9 | Alvin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 10 | Simon | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 50000 |
| 11 | Theodore | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 12 | Larry | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 13 | Moe | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 50000 |
| 14 | Curly Joe | Gnome | 4 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 50000 |
| 15 | Gadz Bazooks | Dwarven Cannon | 2 | 4 | 3 | 10 | Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss, +ST | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 80000 |
| 16 | Howie Tzer | Dwarven Cannon | 2 | 3 | 3 | 10 | Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
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| Team Name: | Gnome Skooled | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Gnome | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 158 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Craftnburn | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |