| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Dalim "Delay of Game" Goldgauntlet | Runner | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Accurate, Pass, +MA, +MA, Shadowing | -ma, n | 24 | 41 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 173 | 80000 |
| 2 | Imlak "Intentional Grounding" Hammerhands | Runner | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Tackle, Pass Block, Dump Off | -ma, n | 6 | 19 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 87 | 80000 |
| 3 | Umgrin "Unnecessary Roughness" Drivedestroyer | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, +MA | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 18 | 80000 |
| 4 | "Facesmasking" Farak Cagecrusher | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strip Ball | | 4 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 5 | 69 | 80000 |
| 5 | "Spearing" Skraglin Fanfeeder | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 6 | "Holding" Hoglin Lootlugger | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 7 | "Tripping" Torin Tibiatearer | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Kick | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 50 | 70000 |
| 8 | "Clipping" Kinvur Depthdelver | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pass Block, Pro | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 56 | 70000 |
| 9 | Orin "Objectional Conduct" Grudgegatherer | Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Pass Block, +MA | | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 51 | 70000 |
| 10 | "Offside" Olim Quickcarver | Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, +MA | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20 | 70000 |
| 11 | Pagli "Pass Interference" Shieldshaker | Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, +MA, Pass Block | n | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 33 | 70000 |
| 12 | Pagnar "Piling On" Skullsnapper | Troll Slayer | 7 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Piling On, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Side Step | | 0 | 4 | 0 | 19 | 6 | 80 | 90000 |
| 13 | "Crackbacking" Caglin Spinesnapper | Longbeard | 5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, +MA | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 70000 |
| 14 | "Pyramiding" Porin Beastbasher | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Imposing Illegal Infractions | Re-Rolls: | 6 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 23 |
| Team Rating: | 295 | Assistant Coaches: | 4 |
| Treasury: | 20000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | EvolveToAnarchism | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |