| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Daddy SeraphimRed | Ogre | 6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +MA, Break Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 24 | 120000 |
| 2 | Mummy Russo | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Break Tackle | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 26 | 120000 |
| 3 | Alcoholic Cribblobblpie | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120000 |
| 4 | Mediocre Chewie | Ogre | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block | -ma, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14 | 120000 |
| 6 | Talented Azure | Ogre | 6 | 5 | 3 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +MA, Break Tackle, +AG | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 37 | 120000 |
| 7 | Powergaming JanMattys | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, +AG | | 1 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 61 | 40000 |
| 8 | Godly SillySod | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 120000 |
| 12 | Fossilised DukeTyrion | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 13 | Turncoat Rijssiej | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 14 | Stuttereringng Spubbbba | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 40000 |
| 15 | BlackNWhiteGobbo - Catfondler | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 16 | Ro The Boat (clearly a sailor type bloke) | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | S.C.U.M Allstars | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Ogre | Fan Factor: | 11 |
| Team Rating: | 182 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 90000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | SillySod | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |