| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Immanuel Kant | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard, Dodge | | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 90000 |
| 2 | Martin Heidegger | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | n, n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 90000 |
| 4 | Karl Heinrich Marx | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 70000 |
| 5 | Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dodge, Strip Ball | | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 70000 |
| 6 | René Descartes | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 50000 |
| 7 | William of Ockham | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 90000 |
| 8 | Socrates | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | -ma, m, n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 9 | John Stuart Mill | Lineman | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Block, Sure Hands, Dirty Player | -st | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 50000 |
| 11 | Aristotle | Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | -ma | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 |
| 12 | Thomas Hobbes | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 | Block, Kick | -av, m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 50000 |
| 13 | Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
| 14 | Pythagoras | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 50000 |
| 15 | Roger Bacon | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50000 |
| 16 | John Cleese | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Horns, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110000 |
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| Team Name: | VJ Drunken Philosophers | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Norse | Fan Factor: | 6 |
| Team Rating: | 156 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 90000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Vol | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |