| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oh No, not again | Catcher | 10 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Block, Leap | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 44 | 90000 | |
| 2 | LOS Fodder Pretender | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 70000 | |
| 3 | Vodka Shot | Lineman | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +MA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 70000 | |
| 4 | Influencial Drinker | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 70000 | ||
| 5 | This will be Awfull | Thrower | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Pass, Block, +AG | 12 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 90000 | |
| 6 | Whisky Sour | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 70000 | |
| 7 | Hold the Ice | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 70000 | |
| 8 | Fruity as Nuts | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70000 | ||
| 9 | Scaredy Cat | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 70000 | |
| 10 | Please KOme | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 | |
| 12 | Please Don't hit me | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 70000 | ||
| 13 | Ohh Amreally really scared | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 | ||
| 16 | Leaping Loofahs | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 120000 | |
| Team Name: | We are so drunkenly dead | Re-Rolls: | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Wood Elf | Fan Factor: | 8 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 161 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 40000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Angie | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||
| Team Wizard: | No | ||||||||||||||