Shower Thoughts
TV 1490k Human team, coached by Danish_Dan
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The fatter you are, the better chance you have at winning in 'Spin the Bottle' | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 140k | |
| 2 | Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Leader | 10 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 70k | |
| 3 | Birthday gifts are like participation prizes for life | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 4 | There are only two days in your lifetime that aren't 24 hours long | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 90k | |
| 5 | "One of the servers just died." Industry really changes severity. IT - bad. Restaurant - Really bad. | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle | 10 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 33 | 90k | |
| 6 | If you have one choice you actually have zero choices | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, +MA, Dodge, Stand Firm | 10 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 42 | 90k | |
| 7 | The male equivalent of I'll be ready in 10 minutes is, "Honey theres only 2 minutes left in the game | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 90k | |
| 8 | Google is basically just 'Ctrl+F' for the whole internet | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50k | ||
| 9 | The fact that the term "phonetic alphabet" has no 'F's in it is somewhat ironic | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 10 | An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 50k | |
| 11 | If pigs could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 50k | |
| 12 | Earth is a dinosaur planet, and humans are just mutants left over after the apocalypse | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k |
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