Cptn Stonkers Stiffies
TV 1830k Norse team, coached by cactuskean
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stiff Steven ('orrible but bosseyed) | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 120k | |
| 2 | Darry Dimples ('orrible but pretty) | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | n | 13 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 70k |
| 3 | Sammy Scooper ('orrible but nifty) | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Side Step, Sure Hands | 12 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 70k | |
| 4 | Barry Basher ('orrible but well 'ard) | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Piling On | 14 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 25 | 90k | |
| 5 | Bill Bonker ('orrible but beefcake) | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, +MA, Stand Firm | n | 13 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 23 | 90k |
| 6 | Sneaky snatcher ('orrible but crafty) | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch, Dodge, Side Step | 14 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 70k | |
| 7 | Borris stomper ('orrible but dirty) | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 90k | |
| 8 | Phillip weenerman ('orrible but useless) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Block, Guard, Kick | -ag, m | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 50k |
| 9 | Dorris Dillweed ('orrible but sleezy) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50k | |
| 10 | Mickey Silver ('orrible but classy) | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands | 14 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 70k | |
| 11 | Ruffus Rddicule ('orrible but randy) | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, +MA, Guard | 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 90k | |
| 12 | Douglas McFannyman ('orrible but uncontagous) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 13 | Nick Erbokaglory ('orrible but tastey) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50k | |
| 14 | Eddy McFlannigan ('orrible but pathetic) | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50k |
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