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How long until Namosz has to meet his bearded maker?
Next game it'll be over.
9%
 9%  [ 10 ]
All good things come in threes.
4%
 4%  [ 5 ]
No more than five games.
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
He'll stay for another ten games or so, then that's it.
15%
 15%  [ 16 ]
If you promise you'll get your team to a hundred games, he'll stay another fifty-six.
16%
 16%  [ 17 ]
That guy will live forever!
18%
 18%  [ 20 ]
Macavity ows your team a game - Namosz will for sure wait for it!
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Macavity ows your team a game - but he'll wait for Namosz to die!
4%
 4%  [ 5 ]
I'd vote PIE, but I'm afraid you only offer dwarven cookies as hard as a rock.
23%
 23%  [ 25 ]
Total Votes : 106


Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 00:40 Reply with quote Back to top

Namosz "Two-Hammer" Redbeard carries three niggling injuries - and therefore might look like a tasty snack not only to some chaotic killers out there. Nonetheless he's still a dwarf (with ST 4) and has - despite his injuries - only missed 3 out of 44 games (39 of them played in Lrb 4) so far.

4 5 2 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Pass Block, Pro, +ST | n, n, n

(Update: rolled another 6+6 after his 56th game!)

How long will he last? And what will you do to prove you're right?


Games he already has survived since the poll was started: 23
Games missed since the poll was started: 1


Avarage turns played per game: 10.2

1 turn: 3 times
2 turns: 1 time
3 turns: ---
4 turns: ---
5 turns: ---
6 turns: ---
7 turns: 1 time
8 turns: 3 times
9 turns: 1 time
10 turns: 4 times
11 turns: ---
12 turns: 1 time
13 turns: 1 time
14 turns: 1 time
15 turns: 1 time
16 turns: 6 times

Turns total: 235 turns


Last edited by Rabe on Sep 10, 2011 - 21:23; edited 23 times in total
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:06 Reply with quote Back to top

I do owe your team a game.... Easter is soon!

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zakatan



Joined: May 17, 2008

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:13 Reply with quote Back to top

i trust his survival skills

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soranos



Joined: May 14, 2009

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:26 Reply with quote Back to top

does he get the apo treatment? I see more missed games and KOs in his future, but he should hang arround a while.
Kinks



Joined: Feb 28, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:27 Reply with quote Back to top

I hope he gets a perm SI'd on the first turn of every other game, wasting you apo (obviously he can't every game, because of the MNG). Then due to his TV weight bringing down your team you will have many painful and boring defeats, watching all your dorfs die and get injured. Eventually the trauma will be to much and will wear you down, forcing you to retire your team, leaving a bitter taste in the back of your mouth never wishing to coach Dorfs ever again. Therefore curing you of the worse disease know on FUMBBL, being a Dorf coach. Twisted Evil

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shadow46x2



Joined: Nov 22, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:36 Reply with quote Back to top

i think kinks needs a hug...

--j

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f_alk



Joined: Sep 30, 2005

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 01:44 Reply with quote Back to top

I think Kinks still is traumatized by this recent match:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3144752
Soranar



Joined: Sep 25, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 03:26 Reply with quote Back to top

he needs another niggle, maybe he could break some kind of record: most niggles on a single player
Macavity



Joined: Nov 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 03:58 Reply with quote Back to top

um..... why does he have passblock?

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Kinks



Joined: Feb 28, 2007

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 04:35 Reply with quote Back to top

shadow46x2 wrote:
i think kinks needs a hug...

--j


As long as it's not from a Dorf!

f_alk wrote:
I think Kinks still is traumatized by this recent match:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3144752


Just another reminder of why I hate them. Although I think you'll find my hate started well before that match Smile

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zakatan



Joined: May 17, 2008

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 09:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Macavity wrote:
um..... why does he have passblock?


obviously, because he is an agility monster
Rabe



Joined: Jun 06, 2009

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 23:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, he survived another bloody game (only got badly hurt on turn 10). Others did not (first time for me an apo changed kill to kill... must have been the wandering one!), so it would have been a feast for the eyes to all you dwarf haters out there! Smile

Anyway, four of those who voted have already been proved wrong!

(I'll answer to all the interesting posts as soon as I got more time for that.)
Cavetroll



Joined: Jan 21, 2009

Post   Posted: Apr 11, 2011 - 23:58 Reply with quote Back to top

f_alk wrote:
I think Kinks still is traumatized by this recent match:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3144752


Umm... is that a legal concession? Hating dwarves?

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Colin



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 00:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Soranar wrote:
he needs another niggle, maybe he could break some kind of record: most niggles on a single player


He's got a LONG way to go to catch that - check out the Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth. Those are pre-LRB 5/6 niggles, mind.

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black_devil_laughing



Joined: Mar 16, 2011

Post   Posted: Apr 12, 2011 - 00:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Flashback13 wrote:
f_alk wrote:
I think Kinks still is traumatized by this recent match:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=3144752


Umm... is that a legal concession? Hating dwarves?


Oh, so that's why he left. Was wondering why. Thought it was because I removed some of his Clawpomb guys from the first drive.
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