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| The ARR-HLP contest should be... |
| ...the ARR vs HLP Brawls like last yeARR |
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13% |
[ 2 ] |
| ... a new yeARRly tournament, only for ARR/HLP races |
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86% |
[ 13 ] |
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| Total Votes : 15 |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Dec 02, 2015 - 21:58 |
 
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Greetings comARRads,
Season XIII: Lucky thARRteen is officially underway!
Lots of stuff going on this season but since it's our anniversARRy season lets have a brief recap of our first couple of years.
Total sprints: 301 (25.1 per season - not bad!)
Most sprints in a season: 41 - Season VII (11 UW sprints in this one!)
Least sprints in a season: 16 - Season IV
WinnARRs
Vampires 5
High 4
UW 3
Stunty WinARRs
Goblins, Flings, Ogres:4
Sprints per race:
UW: 58
(8 sprints between 50-54pts, 3 sprints 55+)
Slann:42
(7 sprints between 50-54pts, 4 sprints 55+)
Vampires:37
(6 sprints between 50-54pts, 3 sprints 55+)
Ogres:35
(12 sprints between 35-39 pts, 1 sprint 40+)
Pro:34
(10 sprints between 50-54pts, 1 sprint 55+)
High:33
(4 sprints between 50-54pts, 4 sprints 55+)
Goblins:32
(8 sprints between 35-39 pts, 5 sprints 40+)
Halflings:30
(9 sprints between 35-39 pts, 2 sprints 40+)
Some impressive numbers here, Slann have 4 55+ sprints (tie Helves for most) but have yet to win the race. Vampires have 3 but have won 5 races!
That's all for now comARRads, stay tuned for race/fundraiser updates and just sprint! |
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happygrue
Joined: Oct 15, 2010
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Dec 04, 2015 - 03:47 |
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6 races with sprint totals in the 30s, that is a pretty good spread, I'd say!
Season XI awards are here, and Season XII awards are available here. |
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keggiemckill
Joined: Oct 07, 2004
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Dec 10, 2015 - 06:57 |
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Two ARR teams entered... 2 brawls played.... two ARR teams in the finals.... Booyah. Go Go Go (my) Goblins vs Chaos, and (my) Slann vs (Drrek) Slann. ARRepresenting. |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Dec 10, 2015 - 07:51 |
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\o/
The Old Guard has to step up this season, rookies are taking over the Goblins race!
Mine have reached a new low, our top scorer is an ag2 cripple |
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keggiemckill
Joined: Oct 07, 2004
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Dec 10, 2015 - 20:31 |
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Dwarves go down to the weaker Goblins
That is how it's done Children. Watch, learn, and then emulate. |
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happygrue
Joined: Oct 15, 2010
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Dec 10, 2015 - 21:48 |
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\o/ |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Dec 16, 2015 - 15:57 |
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Greetings comARRads,
Only a couple of weeks gone and we seem to have a winARR already!
The New Vamps on the Blood are back and heavy favorites to win their 4th title with another superb sprint, 59 points this time.
The stunty race has also produced a couple of epic sprints, two rookie Goblin teams tied at 43 points (second best Goblin sprint ever) with hARRad winning the tiebreaker.
In other news, as you may have noticed, we now show Casualties in the standings!
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This means that we'll be handing out a couple of soon-to-be-announced new awARRds at the end of this season (most cas inflicted and taken).
As a matter of fact, casualties from all previous seasons are shown and I have been working on them to determine the respective racial Records. I'm almost done, so I will update the ARR Records page including the highest TV sprintARRs of each race too.
Several donatARRs have joined the F.U.B.A.R. fundraiser, here's how things look for the ARR side:
$5,5 for each Goblin sprint ($2 Bazakastine and cdassak, $1 happygrue, $0,50 Verminardo)
$4,5 for the rest of ARR sprints ($2 Bazakastine, $1 happygrue and cdassak, $0,50 Verminardo)
$10 (cdassak) for JimmyFantastic and Harad to sprint with Gobbos (Harad already did it, Jimmy is still wARRming up)
$10 (ArrestedDevelopment) if any of them finishes with a non-loosing record (Harad finished 8/3/5)
$10+ (thebursar) Will match the donations his sprints make or will donate $10 if it's less than that.
$5 (cdassak) if any of you sprints with 4+ races
$5 (cdassak) if a race unforlorns
$10 (OenarLod/cdassak/happygrue) The loser of the ARR-HLP showdown (we don't worry about this - the Humans are paying it)
$xx (ArrestedDevelopment) $1 for every CR point Jimmy will lose because of the gobbo sprint.
$xx (CCSenor) Will match the donations his ARR and HLP sprints make.
$xx (PaddyMick)10 cents for every foul Jimmy makes during his sprint.
We have 9 sprints so fARR (3 gobbos) adding up to a total of $53,5 (including AD's pledge for the gobbo winning sprint) already!
The season is still young so get those saws running brothARRs! |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Dec 22, 2015 - 18:35 |
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The Group page has been updated with the racial records for Most Cas inflicted/taken and Highest TV sprint.
Here they are:
GOBLINS
48 EtARRnal Green Champions, JohnDaker, Season 9
96 Villaraeliae BBC BBL, mrt1212, Season 8
172,62 Villaraeliae BBC BBL, mrt1212, Season 8
HALFLINGS
64 Fling Flying Circus, cdassak, Season 9
94 Haribo macht Hobbits froh, Strider84, Season 7
165,44 Haribo macht Hobbits froh, Strider84, Season 7
OGRES
77 VulgARR Display of PowARR, cdassak, Season 3
110 Conventional Brutality, tussock, Season 11
185,75 Jumbo Franks and Weenies BBL , mrt1212, Season 12
VAMPIRES
62 No Garlic, skinnydookie, Season 11
77 Pro Vamps, vicius, Season 9
196,44 cherServiteurS, azyx, Season 9
PRO ELVES
42 ARRow Blues, gseize, Season 7
74 Madness to the Method, pizzamogul, Season 3
177,25 Madness to the Method, pizzamogul, Season 10
HIGH ELVES
37 2 dodges 1 blitz, tmoila, Season 6 / Alfheim Elfa Males , fredde_e, Season 8
62 2 dodges 1 blitz, tmoila, Season 3 / Generic B elves, Stonetroll, Season 8
192,12 Coca Loca BBL, mrt1212, Season 9
SLANN
44 Infraordinary mixed frogs, Nestoroide, Season 9 / Not allowed to eat frog legs, Nestoroide, Season 12
63 Ranidus Crol, Pedroas, Season 5 / Frogsties, Nestoroide, Season 10
185,62 Frogsties, Nestoroide, Season 11
UNDERWORLD
83 Pink Troll and the pinkies , Nestoroide, Season 7
79 Dubipink world, Nestoroide, Season 10
170,75 Underground Pain Train BBL, mrt1212, Season 10
Some quick observations:
- mrt1212 holds the record for the highest sprint in 4 races!
- The highest fling and gobbo sprint also holds the record for most cas taken. Strange? 
- The ARR record for most cas belongs to UW 
- My flings averaged 4 cas/game (64 in 16)  |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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Dec 22, 2015 - 19:18 |
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I build them up so everyone else can tear them down. |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Jan 07, 2016 - 14:10 |
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Greetings comARRads,
More than half the season gone and the battle for the top spots is heating up!
The New Vamps on the Blood are still heavy favorites but we have a challenger as bghandras No Leap but Break nevertheless (Pro Elves) have started 7/1/0 and can still win it and unforlorn Pro Elves!
BlodgeyDocker’s Vega’s Dance (Pro Elves) are currently second but both Meanandugl’s DogfightARRs (Pro Elves) and NerdBird’s Brianne Kaylee and Emma Rose (High Elves) have broken the 50 point mark and are looking to improve with a deep run in the FUBAR Cup .
Former ARR Champions Imminent Bloodsmears (UW) are also aiming high with a 6/3/0 start.
The stunty race is far from over too as Nicodaz’s Wrah Wrah (Goblins) have started with the impressive 7/2/2 and can even break the Goblin sprint record if they win out!
We are currently sitting at 21 sprints plus another 20 teams with 10+ games adding up to a total of $109,5 for the ARR part of the FUBAR Fundraiser (I have only included the sprints and AD's pledge for the gobbo winning sprint – several other pledges will be added at the end of the season).
cARRy on comARRads! |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Jan 20, 2016 - 13:02 |
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Greetings comARRads,
10 days left to go and happygrue’s Dumb Ways to High (Helves) have climbed into second place and can still win the race with 4 straight wins. That would be an epic come from behind run!
The stunty race seems locked (unless me Ogres pull out a miracle) as Nicodaz’s Wrah Wrah (Goblins) got to 46 points – the second best Goblin sprint ever!
The sprint count is 30 adding up to a total of $142 for the ARR part of the FUBAR Fundraiser (I have only included the sprints – several other pledges will be added at the end of the season).
Plenty of time and 28 teams with 10+ games, lets try to break the record for most sprints in a season(41 from our previous anniversARRy season) |
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Jan 31, 2016 - 15:22 |
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Last day of the FUBAR fundraiser coaches.
Every completed sprint = more money to FUMBBL
So play your final games todarr! |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Feb 02, 2016 - 06:59 |
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Our second anniversARRy Season XIII: Lucky thARRteen is over!
We couldn't break the record for most sprints in a season (41) but we got really close with a total of 37 sprints!
Goblins 7, Flings 3, Ogres 4, Vampires 2, Elves 5, High Elves 7, Slann 2, UW 7.
We are handing out a couple of new badges for the most cas inflicted (KillARRs) and taken (BleedARRs), so without further delay here are the Season AwARRds:
The incompARRable New Vamps on the Blood ( Vampire - 59 points, 14/1/1) win their 4th ARR title! What can be said about them that hasn't been already said, Major Tournament winners and finalists, ARR sprint record holders, they have secured an induction to the ARR Hall of Fame but most importantly they hold a special place in our heARRts!
happygrue's Dumb Ways to High ( High Elf - 54 points, 12/2/2)
The captain fought hARRd till the end with a splendid come-from-behind sprint that got him all the way up to 2nd place and a 4-win streak away from the title (until he met some nasty mutants )
BlodgeyDocker Vega's Dance ( Elf - 53 points 12/1/3)
One of our several new members this season wins some gold in his first appeARRance!
The first KillARRs award goes to some nasty girlz, Oldrow's Underworld Villainesses ( Underworld ) with 77 cas.
This seasons BleedARRs are mrt1212's Jumbo Franks and Weenies BBL ( Ogre ) with 98 cas taken (ouch!)
The other top ten finishers get this one:
The stunty race was really wild as four teams achieved 40+ point sprints, with three of them tied at 43 points.
In the end Nicodaz's Wrah Wrah ( Goblins ) came on top with the second best Goblin sprint ever (46 points), big grats to him!
The rest of the sprintARRs get this one:
And then the top three spots in each race ALSO get to gloat with the appropriately styled:
  
And if you won a Black Box Brawl this season (or in the past but just forgot) then you can add this one to your bio:
The full list of badge winners (and past seasons) and racial 1st/2nd/3rd are here, including a list of brawl winnARRs in a separate tab! Compete season standings are here.
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happygrue
Joined: Oct 15, 2010
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Feb 02, 2016 - 12:47 |
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Looking good! New badges are exciting. ARR! |
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Oldrow
Joined: Apr 22, 2015
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Feb 03, 2016 - 13:28 |
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we.. we.. won something! hooray! maybe if the girls fire their coach they could win some games too  |
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