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The game of the week is for you the viewer to pick! Who will win
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Waaghafalga



Joined: Apr 13, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 11, 2019 - 01:14 Reply with quote Back to top

You are only ahead of the Fleece Seekers by 2 casualties this season! Not Tryin to hear the pity party! Laughing If we ever get more than a player or two on the bench you can expect us to go after that Silver Shoe!!!!
MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Jul 22, 2019 - 14:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Matchups this week:

CBFL:

1) King Lionard, still in search of their virst victory, taking on the solid Witch Riders.
2) Wife Beaters vs. Mary Sues, THE bash game we all were waiting for.
3) High contrast in Tzalaran's bash vs. Arcayn's dash game.
4) Wagafalga's delfs from the East vs. the new tilea team from the West.

U-Sports:

5) Hamiltonian duelers against permanent underdog Crotch Lake Crabs.
6) War of the clans: Moulder vs. Skryre.
7) U-sports leader Bluenosers' turn to chase after the 100k bounty on the pink skins' Thrower...

My Redfarts already played had their bloody elf on elf action against Winnipeg.
Waaghafalga



Joined: Apr 13, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 23, 2019 - 15:30 Reply with quote Back to top

JIM: Welcome to CBFL on CBS for week 6 of sevens action. And welcome coaches Morehouse and Bazakastine coming into U-Sports coaching teams from clan Moulder and Skyre respectively. Coach Morehouse won his first game last week against the Halffielders while Bazakastine's looks to get into the action this week against Morehouse's Bears. What do you think is going to happen in that matchup Owie?

OWIE: Well that's right Jim two week 5 games have been played before we could get this broadcast together. The Red Farts did their usual die while winning thing while the Bombers had a tough time with casualties themselves. A fun bloody game to spectate.

The Riders played the BC in an intense matchup as well. The witches did a great job dancing around doing elfy things while the BC's bash just didn't do enough to take out the witches. This game ended in a tie but was thrilling the whole way through.

The beaters are up against the Sue's in the bash game of the week. The Sue's have the better team on paper but this should be a bloody game on both sides of the ball look for the Sue's to use their speed to their advantage and run away with this game.

The Rapscallions are up against the Clawyouits. This seems like bash v. Dash on the surface but the Clawyouits have some speed and the class to really put down the rats on the LoS. Still the rats will be looking to score often and early. I expect the rapscallions to win this game.

Lastly the fleece Seekers are up against the Nose Rubbers coached by Swampserpent who is taking over for Sirindigo who could not continue in the league. The Seekers got lucky with this matchup. The Ulferweres were monsters on paper. This is a must win for the Seekers and they have to try and get out of it with no injuries going into their final stretch which is against all of the leagues bashiest teams. But Coach Waagh better not take Coach swamp lightly as he has the experience and a great team of his own. I have this game ending in a tie.

JIM: Owie, we have some real heavy hitters in U-Sports now. You can't just ignore them anymore Coaches Morehouse and Bazakastine are both winners of multiple major tournaments Baza just won the crown of sand last month.

OWIE: What dose that have to do with 7s?

JIM: These guys are major coaches!

OWIE: They both picked crap teams.

JIM: But their coaching ability should outweigh...

OWIE: Nope.

JIM: But who is gonna win their matchup.

OWIE: probably whoever has the better dice.

JIM: Fair enough Owie. I like the Duelers to beat the crabs and the Nosers over the Halffielders.
Waaghafalga



Joined: Apr 13, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 14:51 Reply with quote Back to top

JIM: Hello everyone and welcome to week 7 of the CBFL on CBS. We are winding down the season here and the playoff picture is begging to look more clear.

OWIE: that's right Jim. Over in the east the last spot in the playoffs is being closely contested between the Sue's and seekers. Both teams are looking for their second win which just might be enough to win that final spot.

JIM: let's not forget that the winner of the U-SPORTS division may take that spot if the winner of the west's final spot can manage more points than the team from the East. And the playoff race in that division is still anyone's to win.

OWIE: Thats right Jim. Wins have been hard to come by this CBFL season. With most teams with just 1 win this season.

JIM: well with all that said what do you predict for week 7?

OWIE: this week is going to be a real fun watch as all these teams are in win and in mode. However I don't see that happening for coach GorteckSlayer and the BC. The Rapscallions are unstoppable this season led by Mike Pringle who looks to be a shoe in for the Scoring Tite this year.

The Seekers are up against the beaters this week. The Seekers really need a win but a win for the beaters will put them in the playoffs. This will be a hard fought game likely ending in another tie.

The witch riders are up against the new kids on the block the nose rubbers. I like the witches in this matchup. If they can stay healthy the witches have one of the best lineups in the league.

The matchup between the Sue's and the Bombers is another tough call. The Sue's have the better team on paper but the bombers have been finding ways to pull out the tie all season long. Look for another tie in this game.

The Clawyouits and farts have already played their game for this week and it was a real slobberknocker. The great one was killed in the action and the farts still can't figure out the Clawyouits as the game ended in the farts second tie of the season. Additionally Keanu Reeves now has a bounty on his head for 120k gold. That is a large price for any player but is the farts team captain and may cause some moral issues if killed.

JIM: well I guess that leaves U-SPORTS which Owie refuses to acknowledge. So I will say that I like the Halffielders to best the winless crabs the other two games will really show the difference between coach ability and team selection. The Duelers and bluesnosers have both been having incredible seasons but now face some of the best coaches in the business. Luckily for the Duelers and Nosers the bears and fraiser clan are both teams that will rely heavily on dice. The bears especially could fall victem to half their team roaring in rage and forced to rely on stunty players. We will see but I am still calling for wins from the bears and clan.

Well we have reached 1300 views of our broadcast and I have to say thank you. No like I don't have a choice CBS have literally forced me to say thank you. We only have 16 teams in the league so that means the majority of you reading this have nothing better to do. So sad... Well get in contact with one of our admins and join the fun next season. You apparently have nothing better to do. https://fumbbl.com/p/group?op=view&group=11774 is the link to our group page. Come on in and play a while.
MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Jul 27, 2019 - 17:59 Reply with quote Back to top

Smile We'll have to try to figure out against Clawyouits until playoffs, i guess... Razz
Waaghafalga



Joined: Apr 13, 2019

Post   Posted: Jul 31, 2019 - 22:51 Reply with quote Back to top

JIM: Hello everyone and welcome to week 8s edition of the CBFL on CBS! My name is Jim Green and with me as always the legendary Owie Long. How are you doing today Owie!

OWIE: None of your business Jim!

JIM; Okay then Owie, well after a brutal week 7 the playoff race is drawing to a close. The playoffs in the east are all but locked up with the Sue’s win last week. Terroronto should be the last place team there and be the only team not to make the playoffs unless the Seekers manage to win out their final two games the last of which being against the Sues themselves or the Sues manage to lose both their final two games. Any other scenario will see the sues make the playoffs.

The west is a much more complicated being scenarios of almost any team being the one to miss the playoffs and several where more than one team having their spot taken by the winner of U-Sports.

So Owie looking at these teams and what they have done so far, what do you see happening this week?

OWIE: Well Jim there are a lot of fun games going on this week in the CBFL. First in a Bashfest we have The BC v. the Sues. The Sues ridiculously long named Minitaur will be making his return to the pitch moving 1 square slower after sitting out last week's game against the Bombers. Coach Gotrek has been playing really well for the last few games tying both the farts and witchriders and upsetting the fan favorite Rapscallions. I like the BC to continue their streak by winning this game and getting themselves one step closer to the playoffs.

The wife beaters are up against the rapscallions this week. Well Nuffle brought the scallions down a peg last week but I still like them to rebound this week using speed and agility to win their game against the slower more powerful beaters. However, the Beaters take joy in maiming the opposition and I fully expect them to be sticking the boot to Mr. Pringles every chance they get. So coach Arcayn better hide all his favorite players as best as he can knowing the t16 boot is coming!

The nose rubbers are playing the red farts this week in the battle of the toilet humor teams. I fully expect the rubbers to have their noses rubbed into something unpleasant this week as coach Manonaloco will be looking to win after back to back ties. Still he won't be going too far out of his way to do this as like the rapscallions this team is one of the few that have secured a spot in the CBFL playoffs already and will be looking to protect their best players.

I like the witchriders over the Blue Bombers provided the riders haven't already won the east when the game gets played as they will also be protecting their best for a long playoff run with what has developed into one of the fastest most agile teams in the league while still packing a hefty punch. It will be interesting to see what coach wolvezz dose in the offseason. I feel like his team choice has held him back as his coaching ability is far above what his team record shows. Look for him to switch races and make a more competitive run next season with the experience gained this season.

Last the clawyouits will be up against the fleece seekers. The Seekers took a beating in last week's game against the Beaters and will be playing this game with 500k or so in inducements.
And only able to start 4 of their own players relying on loners and star players for this match. Still a loss for either of these teams could potentially cost them a playoff spot. I still expect the Clawouits to win this game which would pretty much cement them as a playoff team.

JIM: Well I would like to take a moment to talk about the U-sports division and make some predictions there. But as of this broadcast none of the U-sports teams have played their week 7 games. Maybe Owie is right about these slackers!

The dulers have the bears this week in what will likely be the game of the week. This one is too tough to call but I am going to give the slight edge to the Dulers as there is a good possibility that the bears do a lot of raging

The Crabs are going to lose to the bluenosers for sure unless coach Charlie decides to go the farm team rout and CHANGE HIS RACE MIDSEASON!!! I really hope you are reading this Charlie more on this and another new rule to the CBFL later in the broadcast.

Last the Clan is up against the hlafielders this is another game that can go either way but i like the clan because coach buffy beat me in a ranked game last week and sent my dice luck spiraling into the firey depths of hell and I hope the same thing happens to him. (wait was that too meta?)

And now folks we have a very serious matter to talk to you about. It is with a heavy heart I would like to introduce Actress Activist and Nurgle worshiping Bloater Sally Smothers.

Sally: Thank you for that wonderful introduction Jim. There are starving CBFL franchises out there who need your help! While many of you out there watching this broadcast are enjoying teams with a full bench, there are teams without the players to even start a full 7 players. They need your help or they will fold before the season is over.
The team in trouble in this case is Terroronto. An excess of bravado and poor attendance numbers have brought the Fleece Seekers to their knees. They are asking your help to stay a float. CBS is sponsoring a telethon hosted by me Sally Smothers. This Franchise can be saved by the grace of Nuffle and the kindness of coaches like you. Here is how it works.

"Farm Team" rules:
Sometimes dragging a trashed or hopeless team can be no fun at all. Whenever you feel you are in this situation, you can contact draft commissioner MenonaLoco and ask for permission for a race-swap at midseason (after 5 completed games).
("Trashed" means you are fielding loners and don't think you won't get out of this downward spiral any time soon. "Hopeless" means your team doesn't win any games, maybe managed one draw).
If the draft commissioner authorizes the race swap, it would be done as Case D, Outlined on the rules tab on the CBLF group page.

"Go-Fund-Me"-Rule
1) Conditions: Team is a mess (no bench/many perms, low funds), coach asks for permission, commissioner sets a goal that has to be reached and gives permission.
2) Start: Coach publishes "Go-Fund-Me" and keeps track of donations during 1 week (wherever the coach wishes: discord, pm, forum). Coaches can donate rerolls, players (yes, also injured players), cash, staff. All donations will be cash (example: a donated 140k reroll = 70k cash, a donated 60k player with 2 normal skills = 100k cash). If the goal will not be reached, no donations are executed and there are no consequences.
3) If the goal has been reached: After exactly one week, coach sends full list of donations to the commissioner, who executes all transactions.
4) Consequences:
Receiving coach:
- Must coach this rescued team for at least the next season (must not leave, nor swap race or city).
-Modify your team bio: You need a commemorative plate there, that mentions all generous donors (coach's name and name of the CBFL/U-Sports franchise), who helped saving your team.
-Buy in this order, until you can't buy the next thing on the list. Rest goes to treasury.
I - Buy up to 9 players.
II - Replace permed players.
III - Buy 10th and 11th player.
IV - Buy up to 4 rerolls.
(Any of the new players will receive the names of donated players and add respective player bios.)
Donors:
- You can add a doner-badge to your team bio.

So many of you out there may be asking what is in it for me? Why should I donate to this other team that I would rather just die? The answer to that is in your own hearts. May Nuffle smile upon you for your generosity.

JIM: Touching story. I am at a loss for words.

OWIE: Brought a tear to my eye. Though I am not sure if it was the story or the stench of Mrs. Smothers bloated rotting corpse.
MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2019 - 05:58 Reply with quote Back to top

The first crowd funder in CBFL history - i guess it's also the first in fumbbl history, heck, maybe bloodbowl history - was a success.

3 coaches donated the huge sum of 340k in order to rescue Waaghafalga's Fleece Seekers. Now they have a healthy team again and commit to not only finish this season, but also to participate next season with this very same team.

How on earth they would donate so much, thinking of how impossible it is anyway to have a bit of extra cash, i don't know. Ask Antithesisoftime, MrCushtie and Tzalaran - they are the crazy helpers. Wink
Waaghafalga



Joined: Apr 13, 2019

Post   Posted: Aug 09, 2019 - 02:47 Reply with quote Back to top

JIM: Hello sports fans and welcome to the final regular season episode of CBFL on CBS! I am Jim Green and with me again as always is Orcland Raiders legend Owie Long!

OWIE: That is right Jim the regular season is pretty much over. However, there are still some exciting matchups here in the last week of the CBLF regular season.

JIM: In other news the Fleece Seekers were funded thanks to Antithesis of time Mr. Cushtie and Tzalaran! Tzalaran funding half of the rebuild himself!

OWIE: What kind of crap is that Jim! Soft coaches if you ask me! Blood bowl is about hurting your opponent and rubbing their faces in it not giving down teams a hand up with a hand out! These must be socialast euopean coaches! I thought this was an AMERICAN league!

JIM: (Talking over Owie): We will be right back after a word from our sponsors.

KEANU REEVES: I am sure many of you ask “Keanu how do you keep up enough energy to stab though even the thickest of armour on such a consistent basis?” Well the answer is simple before every game I make sure to eat a Big Muck from McNurgles! Two rotten patties, awesome sauce, lettuce, moldy cheese, pickles, and onions on a magety bun! It gives me all the energy I need to keep on stabbing all day long and the extra to dodge all the rocks thrown at me from the opposing bench!

JUSTIN TRU’DOHHH: That’s right Keanu! The best part is washing it all down with an Ice Cold Orca Cola! Not only dose it keep me sharp but it is perfect fuel for my chainsaw!

TOGETHER: BADA BA BA BA WERE LOVIN’ IT!

JIM: Now that our bills have been paid and Owie has been medicated we can get on with the show. How are you feeling now Owie?

OWIE: You bet Jim!

JIM: Okay… Well lets talk a little about the matchups this week.

OWIE: The Wife Beaters are up against the BC in what could be the game that decides the division’s final playoff spot. These two teams are going to be out for blood and beating the heck out of one another. The casualty count will be more important than the score here as neither team is likely to make a deep playoff run if they can manage to make the playoffs. I like the BC to win this one

The game of the week this week will be between the Red Farts and the Rapscallions. The Red Farts have won the division regardless of the outcome however, a win by the Rapscallions could give them the momentum they need to make that deep playoff run. You know coach Arcayn will be looking to score big with Super Star player Mike Pringle to get him up to the leagues first Legendary player! Still both these teams are playoff bound and this will likely be a preview of the CBFL East championship game, so it is unlikely these teams will have their best players on the pitch for all 16 turns, they will be keeping them healthy for the more important games later on. I like the scallions in this matchup as they have more to prove.

The Best in the west faces off against the leagues roughest team. TheWitch Riders should be looking to survive this game being played at the writing of this article. Stay away from the Clawyouits bruisers score a few TDs and move on to the playoffs. Tzalaran however will be hoping for the exact opposite as another coach who is playoff bound and the dark horse to win the East. Witchriders should take the W.

The Mary Sues and Seekers could be playing for last place in the east. The seekers will be looking to pick up a few ssp before the end of the season and the Sues will be trying to do the same. Staying away from the killers on the sues will be the key to victory for the seekers here. This game ends in a tie.

The Nose Rubbers and -Blue Bombers- are up against each other in the final game of the regular season. The bombers are in the playoffs for sure but the Rubbers will be looking to make them with a win in this game. For that reason I am picking the Rubbers. Coach Wolvezz should be preserving his players for more important games in the future and so is unlikely to risk them in this game.

JIM: Thanks for that expert analysis Owie. with the season winding down there are really only two teams still relevant in U-sports. The bears and the Dulers. The Dulers came into this season as everyone's favorites to win u-sports and that will be exactly what they do if they can win just one more game. The Bears can still steal the spot by winning out and having the Dulers lose out.

So with that we will be looking forward to the CBFL playoffs and the NBFL reject draft following the last game of the season. Any watching this broadcast that wants to join in the fun next season is welcome to do so by following the link at the bottom of this page and contacting a league administrator for more details.
https://fumbbl.com/p/group?op=view&group=11774
MenonaLoco



Joined: Jan 05, 2016

Post   Posted: Aug 09, 2019 - 03:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Great stuff, as always! Smile hahahaaa

Btw. it's not the Bears who have a chance to snatch a playoff spot, but the Bluenosers, winning out while duelers lose out.
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