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Would you join a NCAA-themed League?
Yes, yes I would.
42%
 42%  [ 190 ]
No, I doubt it.
11%
 11%  [ 50 ]
I don't know what the NCAA is.
26%
 26%  [ 118 ]
I don't join leagues.
2%
 2%  [ 13 ]
I dropped the soap.
4%
 4%  [ 21 ]
Pie!
11%
 11%  [ 49 ]
Other?
0%
 0%  [ 4 ]
Total Votes : 445


deckrdshaw



Joined: Sep 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Sep 25, 2020 - 13:38 Reply with quote Back to top

I think the answer is in the context that you're playing in - table-top and presumably your Ranked team with the 2 chameleons. In both you have more latitude to use those skills as you have an idea of how the coaches play (table-top) or can play against a team where shadowing/pass-block have more weight (agility sides). In the box you generally won't get much if any use out of pass block as the opponent's game plan is a running one.

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robocoyote



Joined: Oct 19, 2010

Post   Posted: Oct 18, 2020 - 18:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Cold wind blows through the Crypts of the Smack Conference Graveyards. Coach Robocoyote stands alone in the graveyard. The season has gone about as one can expect some wins and some losses. The filthy elves of the Smack dance around throwing Td's and laughing to the stumbling zombies around them.

We need something to further the power of the undead Robo thinks to himself. These elves, lizards, Rats, and Dwarves are not stronger than the hordes of the undead.

As he walks through the graveyard a simple headstone, very unassuming catches his eye. Weird he thinks to himself I've never noticed this stone before. Simple etchings of an old language on the headstone read, "Beware the cursed goblet buried here. The powers of it are uncontrolable by the living."

Robo smiles to himself and begins to dig. Moments later a loud clunk. Pulled from the gravesite a goblet. made of bone and muscle. The decaying hand of some unfortunate soul still holds the blackened beating heart of some foul creature.

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Robo lets loose a maniacal laugh. This must be the item he was searching for. The power of the undead flowed strong within the goblet. Robo reaches out his hand to grasp the goblet and take it as his own.

Crash......... a lightning bolt strikes the ground. A loud voice of unknown origin calls out, "Only a true lord of the undead can hold the cursed goblet that lies before you." Surely there can be none more worthy than I Robo thinks to himself. Who else in the Smack could lay claim to such and artifact of the undead??

A howl is heard in the distance..... Werewolves surely...... Robo looks to his left and there stands Ganthony flanked by his Werewolves and other undead creatures. The loud voice calls out, "Prove to me you are worthy to wield the goblet. Only than shall you be able to posses it."

Robo knows what must happen. The eternal rivalry of the undead.

Coming soon, Beginning Season 37, but starting next week.

Indiana Vs Fresno

The Battle for the Cursed Goblet.
ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Jan 26, 2021 - 20:33 Reply with quote Back to top

NCBB Season 37 Preview

Once again it is time for another NCBB campaign, where seniors try for one last shot at eternal glory, while freshman take the field for the first time, yearning to become the next legend on campus. Let's take a look at how this year shapes up, in theory, at least:


Big Beast
-The last two National Champions called the Beast their home (Fayetteville, Cal), though a fair amount of change in the conference makes it seem like a three-peat is unlikely. Could this be an arms-race between California and UTEP to see who can grow their young St4 players faster? Or could an up-and-coming program compete sooner than expected?

FBC
-With powerhouse Duke taking some time off, and Miami(OH) as well, things look a little different in the FBC. Likewise, the loss of the very solid Fla St program means that all eyes could be on Texas AM, especially since they were the only undefeated team at the end of last season (4-6-0 plus a bowl win).

SCC
-After a brilliant run that culminated in two championships in seasons 32 and 33, the time is again neigh for TCU to perhaps reign again. But a promising Florida squad had an unbeaten regular season last year and could stand in their way.

AKC
-Although they came up just short in the title game, UNAM remains loaded and will look to finish what they started last season. Can a surging Washington program challenge them? Perhaps a bounce-back season from a normally prolific U-Dub team? And of course we would be foolish to count out John Molson, even if recent injuries have taken their toll.

Smack
-After a Smack team finally made the Playoff (St Louis), can they take the next step and compete for the championship? One could imagine Bro-hio being that team if they could simply roll stats like other wood elf teams have. We could include Oregon as a contender if the coach would actually get the roster graduated and ready for the season.

UAC
-The newest conference is still looking to establish itself as a power, and Paris could be the program that carries the banner. But one must not forget the infamous UC-SD school that will block your socks off and still elf you when required.


Preseason Top 10
10. California Golden Lizards, Beast
9. Washington Huskarls, AKC
8. Florida Rotting Gators, SCC
7. Bro-hio State Buckeyes, Smack
6. TCU Horned Rats, SCC
5. UC San Dogo Krytens, UAC
4. Texas AM Les Agriculteurs, FBC
3. Paris University DeadJokers, UAC
2. U-Dub Elfskies, AKC
1. UNAM Pumas Malditas, AKC

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Miyuso



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 06, 2021 - 19:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Good Evening Sports Fans, and welcome to Six Feet Down Under, the show covering the deaths of the NCBB. I'm your host, Miyuso, and today we're looking at the first half of our Out of Conference games. At last count, we'd played 35 games, and we've seen 17 deaths, plus another 3 in Non-AQ. Let's take a look at who we lost:

The Good

Philip L. Dubois from Charlotte's Forty Normers
This 45 Spp Senior has been the biggest casualty so far, struck down against Northern Virginia CC Hawks

Jóra Dálkrdóttir from Drexel Draugrs
While not at skilled as Philip, Jora arguably had a better upside of having 32 spps, and only being a Sophomore at time of death

Joe Dillon from Louisiana Gnawin' Cajuns
Despite the dishour of being killed by an elf, Sophomore Joe Dillon's Mv 10 will be missed

Matthew Boateng from Kansas Red Leg Raiders
This +MV Norse lineman was a victim of Norse on Norse Violence, dying against the Washington Huskarls

The Up and Comers

Martin St. Gooey from John Molson School of Bruising

Sven from the Washington Huskarls

William Bonecruncher from the Fighting Illinois 2020

The Chaff


Snowball from Sham Howstan Ratz

Teemo from Washington Huskarls

Billie from Sham Howstan Ratz

Evan Anders from Tunxis Community Bash-Herd

Seth Small from Texas AM Les Agriculteurs

Lirina "Black and White Colobus" Prothal from UC San Dogo Krytens

Steve McQueen from Air Force Warpstone Falcons

Larry from Sham Howstan Ratz

Chris the Floor Waxer from NCBB Union Support Staff
The Non-AQers

Tyrone Corbin from DePaul Blue Demons [DPU]

Chris ''Hunter'' Strokes from Les Dauphins Bleu De l'UQAM

Marquez Dooper from [KSU] Dent State Golden Beards

Star Players

Bo Gallante while playing for NotreShameFightin'Elvish

As you can see, we've seen the most blood spilt from the roster of Sham Howstan Ratz, already having had 3 players die. On the other side, we've only had 2 teams kill more than one opposing player, Tunxis Community Bash-Herd and Fresno State Raiders. Thanks for tuning in, and if you have an obituary you'd like to have included, please let us know. I've been your host, Miyuso, and we'll see you next time.
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ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: May 04, 2021 - 02:45 Reply with quote Back to top

NCBB Season 37 Bowl Announcements


The time has come once again! Another regular season is over, and now we must reward those who are worthy with one last contest to play in: a bowl game! And of course, the four best teams get to play for the National Championship, while the worst four get to play for the McNurgles Chumpionshit!


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Penultimate Chumpionshit McNurgles Series

Sham Howstan Ratz vs Tunxis Community Bash-Herd vs Kansas Red Leg Raiders vs Grunts of ARMY


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Heinekhaine Citrus Bowl

Indiana Horrors vs NotreShameFightin'Elvish


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Gnarley-Raiderson Chain Saws Slaughter Bowl

John Molson School of Bruising vs Navy Midskeletonmen


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Glucksritter's Texas Bowl

TCU vs Texas Tech


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Trollslayer.com Seven Zero Bowl

Les Dauphins Bleu De l'UQAM vs Um, G'olden Go For Its!


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Famous Irrana Potata Bowl

Louisiana Gnawin' Cajuns vs Bro-hio State Buckeyes


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WaffleHouse Salty Tears Bowl

California Golden Lizards vs Texas AM Les Agriculteurs


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Kroxorade Cotton Bowl Classic

Alabama Silver Tide vs Paris University DeadJokers


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Planter's Goober Bowl

NCBB Union Support Staff vs Princeton High Tigers


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Wonderbra Wonder Bowl

DePaul Blue Demons [DPU] vs Florida Rotting Gators


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Killer Lite Bowl

UTEP Party Minors vs UC San Dogo Krytens


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Tossitos' Fiesta Bowl

Manitoba Bizons vs U-Dub Elfskies


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DedEx Orange Bowl

UNAM Pumas Malditas vs Charlotte's Forty Normers


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Uluthan's Rose Bowl

Fresno State Raiders vs Washington Huskarls


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BCS National Championship Playoff Semifinal I

#2 RMC She-Devils vs #3 Oregon Waterfoul


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BCS National Championship Playoff Semifinal II

#1 Ottawa Bee-Bees vs #4 Pitt Panzers



Congrats to everyone who made a bowl game, and best of luck!

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FRSHMN



Joined: Feb 25, 2013

Post   Posted: May 04, 2021 - 14:26 Reply with quote Back to top

ex-convict wrote:
NCBB Season 37 Bowl Announcements

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Glücksritter's Texas Bowl

TCU vs Texas Tech


A newly founded Bowl to find out which one team is the best program out of the Lone Star State of Texas.

"There can only be One Star in the Lone Star State"

Bowl concept is to have the two best Texas-based NCBB programs (unless there's a contender for the National Championship out of the Lone Star State, of course) battle it out in a bone-shaking, heart-breaking bloodfest for the centuries... or until next season, that is.

And with Glücksritter's Mercenary Agency we have found the perfect sponsor for such an event:
Glücksritter's, the Texas based Mercenary Agency, that has provided programs with expendable line fodder since the early times of NCBB.

Tune in, there might even be a Headless Horseman to be seen.
Apojar



Joined: Aug 05, 2006

Post   Posted: May 08, 2021 - 21:34 Reply with quote Back to top

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Scandal rocks University of Hawaii !!!

(HONOLULU): An NCBB investigation has revealed some shocking details into the scholarship funding programs conducted by the University of Hawaii.
Sources not wishing to be identified have detailed an elaborate, long-standing, complex marketing scheme, intended to generate thousands of dollars in revenue. The University officials, according to documentation acquired by this publication, were to invest this money in a high-yielding CD (certificate of depowsit), allowing the fund to earn copious amounts of interest, solely for recruitment purposes. These same sources have found evidence proving not only that this hasn’t been happening, but that University officials knew it was taking place.

Head Coach Vhlod Scam’s personal life has now been put under investigation for such allegations as misappropriation, embezzlement, and racketeering. These are aside from the decades of accusations of player abuse and punishment, much of which the University turned a blind eye toward.

According to a confidential informant, the interest that the CD accrued was “skimmed” from the top of the fund, and diverted to a “discretionary fund”, allotted to the club’s Athletic Director, Rabid Gatlin. Gatlin withdrew the funding from this account, and diverted it to another bank account; one that has close ties and associations with a very secretive gambling ring, known to be operating behind the scenes of the Old World. This gambling enterprise entertains bets on anything from Blood Bowl to cock fights, and even to the number of jelly beans in a jar BEFORE the Halflings get to it.

Little is known about this illicit gambling outfit, as their offices, transactions, and facilities all seem to be located underground somewhere. In the documents uncovered by this investigation, many references were made to a “Charr Lee”, who would appear to be a Senior Official in the Enterprise.

We’ve attempted to learn just how this underground organization conducts its business so unassumingly, as we’ve not even been able to discover its name yet. Our investigation has uncovered the very tip of a multi-level Blood Bowl marketing scheme (commonly referred to as a POWzi scheme) that generates a constant flow of gold into the Ring’s coffers, allowing it to front bets of all types.

The NCBB is now opening its own investigation into the dealings of Hawaii’s scholarship funding. Word has it that if AD Gatlin's allegations have any merit, the NCBB will completely cut off Scholarship Funding to the Unviersity. This would be a crippling blow to a program who has freely admitted to being in complete tear-down/rebuild mode, finishing 1-4-5 last season.

Gatlin is looking at a possible expulsion from both his position and any further communication with the University of Hawaii.

In somewhat unrelated news, a disciplinary hearing was held by the Department of Player Safety and its current President, Gorge Spear-os, in order to resolve an incident that happened on the sideline of the Hawaii – UNAM game at the end of Season 37. It seems that while a fan was lying face down on the ground, Coach Vhlod Scam ran up to the fan and began punching him in the head. A few other fans saw this, and attempted to intervene. Coach Scam grabbed one of the fans by the hair, pulled on it, and slammed his head into the ground, causing the fan to miss the remainder of the match he came to spectate.

The disciplinary result was a 5,000 gold piece fine levied against the Head Coach, and no suspension was deemed warranted. The decision has incited an enormous amount of vitriol from the UNAM faithful, claiming that the DoPS Head isn’t fit to hold his office, and should be removed immediately. We suspect that both teams will simply drop the gloves after the opening kick-off of their next match.
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Apojar



Joined: Aug 05, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 20, 2021 - 04:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Howdy!
I thought I'd try to get a jump on this for everyone, in an attempt to speed up the process in between seasons.

Please take the time to review my findings, and make sure that (A) I didn't screw someone up, or (B) you confirm what I've found, so there's no off-season shenanigans. I'm hoping to minimize off-season time, so I'm trying to get a jump on this for Ex.

There are 48 teams to consider (since non-AQ shouldn't be graduating anybody).

(IMPORTANT NOTE: There are still Bowl Games to play, so some players may be .... removed.... from this list before the NBFL Draft. Points and players can change accordingly!)

Teams with NO Seniors this Season:

1) Normandale
2) Notre Shame
3) UTEP
4) ITBA
5) BYU
6) Hawaii
7) Pitt
8} Drexel
9) Louisiana
10) UPike
11) RMC
12) Navy
13) Zhar Naggarund
14) BA Austin
15) CSU-Northridge
16) UQAM
17) Manitoba
18} NCBB Union
19) DePaul (Please update your bios with seasons)
20) Princeton


Teams with ONE Senior:

21) TCU
(Storm Vermin) TJ Storment - Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm - 61 pts.

22) Saint Louis
(Lineman) Madani Diarra - Block, Dodge, Guard - 41 pts.

23) Ottawa
(Zombie) Jinxiu Walker - no skills gained - 2 pts.

24) Paris
(Wight) Tristan Secret - Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Grab - 60 pts.

25) Arkansas
(Beastman) Rodney Brand - Extra Arms, Sure Hands, (+AG) - 40 pts.

26) Poli
(Troll Slayer) Davy Bowwie - Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow - 42 pts.

27) California
(Chameleon Skink) Nikko Remigio - Block, Side Step - 18 pts.

28} UNAM
(Wight) Sir Gregory Longhorn - Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab - 65 pts.

29) Clemson
(Wight) Brenston Basher - Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard - 65 pts.

30) UDubs
(Lineman) Napoleon Kaufman II - Frenzy, (+MA) - 26 pts.


Teams with TWO Seniors:

31) Florida

(Beast of Nurgle) Mac Steen - Block, Claw, Guard - 36 pts.
(Pestigor) Fred Taylor - Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, (+ST) - 99 pts.

32) Mississippi State

(Blitzer) Griffin - Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless, (+MA) - 70 pts
(Lineman) Bohanna - Block - 12 pts.

33) Ball State

(Catcher) Carson M. - Block, Sure Hands, Fend - 38 pts.
(Lineman) Jim U. - Block, Tackle, (+ST) - 39 pts.

34) Oregon

(Lineman) Falama Trever - (+AG) - 12 pts.
(Lion Warrior) Pelen Lath - (+AG), Guard, Leap, Wrestle, Side Step - 86 pts.

35) SMU

(Gutter Runner) Freddie Frawglegs - Wrestle, Tackle, Leap, Dauntless, (+MA) - 86 pts.
(Lineman) Phineas Bogg - Wrestle - 10 pts.

36) Indiana

(Wight) Robert Wight - Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard, (+AG) - 105 pts.
(Werewolf) Johnathan Banks - Block, Dodge, Side Step, Mighty Blow, (+MA) - 77 pts.

37) Cantucky

(Bull Centaur) Oats - Block, Dodge, Break Tackle - 48 pts.
(Chaos Dwarf Blocker Pascal - Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab - 41 pts.

38} Alabama

(Dragon Warrior) DJ Fluker - Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, (+MA) - 75 pts.
(Lineman) Jonah Williams - Wrestle, Dodge - 24 pts.

39) Washington

(Catcher) Steinnar Grimlisonn - Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Hands, (+AG) - 111 pts.
(Ulfwerenar) Ulfi Starrinson - Block, Dodge, Guard - 42 pts.

40) Army

(Black Orc Blocker) Scum Sucker - Block, Mighty Blow, Guard - 35 pts.
(Blitzer) SS Law R - Tackle, Break Tackle - 19 pts.

41) Air Force

(Goblin) Trey Sandoval - Two Heads - 13 pts.
(Troll) Joseph McNarney - Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Tentacles - 57 pts.


Teams with THREE Seniors:

42) Bro-Hio State

(Catcher) Garrett Wilson - Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Leap, Fend - 97 pts.
(Catcher) Julian Fleming - Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Pass Block - 51 pts.
(Lineman) Jeremy Ruckert - Block, Guard - 23 pts.

43) Texas A&M

(Blitzer) Isaiah Spiller - Dodge, Side Step, Sure Hands, (+MA), (+ST) - 88 pts.
(Yeoman) Bobby Brown - Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Tackle - 53 pts.
(Yeoman) Buddy Johnson - Guard, Stand Firm - 20 pts.


Teams with FOUR Seniors:

44) Texas Tech

(Skink) Jase Nucky - (+AG), Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch - 77 pts.
(Saurus) Michael Mafar - Block, Dodge, Guard - 35 pts.
(Saurus) Brian Hosage - Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Break Tackle - 59 pts.
(Saurus) Jude Tasden - Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, (+ST), (+AG) - 88 pts.

45) Minnesota

(Catcher) Ralph Samuelson - (+MA), Sprint, Sure Feet, Juggernaut - 60 pts.
(Lineman) Charles M. Schultz - Block, Guard, (+ST) - 45 pts.
(Blitzer) Gene Okerlund - Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Juggernaut - 69 pts.
(Blitzer) Jesse Ventura - Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, (+MA) - 68 pts.

46) John Molson School of Bruising

(Nurgle Warrior) ShaKill O'Neal - Block, Guard, Mighty Blow - 47 pts.
(Nurgle Warrior) Dale Hawerchoke - Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle - 81 pts.
(Nurgle Warrior) Michael Slay-Han - Block, Guard, Stand Firm - 28 pts.
(Pestigor) Carlton Fist - Wrestle, Tackle, Mighty Blow - 43 pts.

47) Connecticut

(Zombie) Gloria Whole - Block, Tackle - 22 pts.
(Zombie) N.Lag - Block, Guard - 18 pts.
(Werewolf) Gerard Sheppard - Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step - 74 pts.
(Wight) Ted Jennings - Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm - 53 pts.


Teams with SEVEN Seniors:

48} Northern Virginia

(Pit Fighter) Devin Hallows - Block, Guard - 21 pts.
(Pit Fighter) Bonn Sir - Block, Fend, (+AG) - 40 pts.
(Pit Fighter) Minimus Juggarson - Block, Tackle, Pro, Dauntless - 53 pts.
(Bloodletter) Martin Vanderbilk - Block, Mighty Blow, (+MA) - 50 pts.
(Bloodletter) Kenneth Sabo - Block, Guard, Side Step, Jump Up - 53 pts.
(Bloodletter) Cooper Korik - Block, Dodge, (+MA), (+MA) - 60 pts.
(Bloodthirster) Joshua Faid - Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Multiple Block - 110 pts.
ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 30, 2022 - 02:09 Reply with quote Back to top

NCBB Season 39 Bowl Announcements

Another season in the books, which means it's time for another round of epic bowl matchups! Though we have less bowls this season than usual, the story-lines for these games practically write themselves! Let's take a look at the matchups:


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Penultimate Chumpionshit McNurgles Series SemiFail I
Texas State Pubcats (1-2-6) vs U Pike Pain Bearers (1-1-7)

A battle of the bad, as both programs seek redemption...or at least attempt to avoid eternal shame!


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Penultimate Chumpionshit McNurgles Series SemiFail II
Hawaii Warrielves (2-1-7) vs Miami BallHawks (1-2-6)

How far two mighty former conference commissioners have fallen! Hit hard by both graduation and opponents, both programs get one last chance at Spps and/or cash.


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Penultimate Chumpionshit McNurgles Series Finale
TBD vs TBD

Remember that the loser from both SemiFail games meet up to determine who the biggest loser really is!


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Heinekhaine Citrus Bowl
UC San Dogo Krytens* (4-2-2) vs USMA Slug Lords (8-0-2)

The top NonAQ team with an impressive eight wins gets its first real test in the NCBB with a bowl game against UCSD! Unless their team cannot make it due to IRL issues, in which case, rumor has it that someone will want to talk with USMA's manager...


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Kroxorade Cotton Bowl Classic
Washington Huskarls (4-2-3) vs [UMU] Mountain Union Raiders (5-2-3)

This game looks to be similar to that Rock-em-Sock-em-Robots game from back in the day, with neither team looking to give ground!


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WaffleHouse Salty Tears Bowl
John Molson School of Bruising (5-3-2) vs Normandale Con-Unity College (4-4-2)

Two big, bad bruising Strength teams meet up for this bowl game, where damage output could be key! And if two Claw teams don't like facing each other, well, they've come to the right place to whine about it!


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Tossit-os Fiesta Bowl
Oregon Waterfoul (4-6-0) vs U of Tee [Toronto] (6-3-2)

The undefeated Foul take on the replacement U of Tee, who were willing and able to makeup a ton of games for us! Did they learn enough to take down ancient Oregon?


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DeadEx Orange Bowl
Texas Tech Red Reptiles (6-2-2) vs RMC She-Devils (6-2-2)

A breakthrough season for Tech sees them match up against an Amazon team with an identical record; could RMC's high-end bowl experience give them an edge in this game?

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Uluthan's Rose Bowl
PSU Horticulturalists (6-3-1) vs Pitt Panzers (6-3-1)

The biggest and most beautiful bowl game of them all has two teams that, in most seasons, have records that are worthy of being in the Playoff. They'll have to settle for being surrounded by gorgeous elven women before, during, and hopefully after the game.


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BCS National Championship Playoff Semifinal I
#2 Ottawa Bee-Bees (7-3-0) vs #3 California Golden Lizards (6-4-0)

Two unbeaten teams enter, but only one can go on! If Ottawa wants to finally end their seemingly eternal suffering, they'll have to get past a program that has been here before.


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BCS National Championship Playoff Semifinal II
#1 U-Dub Elfskies (8-1-1) vs #4 U.Con. Huskies (7-1-1)

A battle for the title of the 'U', perhaps? Regardless, two outstanding teams face off in the other semifinal with dreams of reestablishing past glory.


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BCS National Championship Playoff Final
TBD vs TBD

Not quite the Chumpionshit finale but it's close.


Those are your bowl matchups, ladies and gentlemen! Please let us know when they are scheduled so we can watch and/or provide commentary!

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ex-convict



Joined: Jun 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Sep 27, 2022 - 06:32 Reply with quote Back to top

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Planters Goober Bowl

#16 U Pike Pain Bearers vs #21 University of Hawai'i

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Wonderbra Wonder Bowl

#23 Tulane Green Wave vs #15 St. Francis Dead Flash

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Heinekhaine Citrus Bowl

#24 UTEP Minors vs #14 Cantucky Wildecats

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Kroxorade Cotton Bowl Classic

#19 SDSU Smacktecs vs #13 Fayetteville Bronchospasms

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Waffle House Salty Tears Bowl

#12 Mz State Bull Dawgsz vs #20 California Golden Lizards

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Famous Irrana Potata Bowl

Figthing Illini Bulls vs #11 Texas Tech Red Reptiles

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Killer Lite Bowl

#10 USMA Slug Lords vs #17 Arkansas State Red Wolves

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Tossito's Fiesta Bowl

#22 LSU Ragin' Cajun's vs #7 Miami Ballhawks

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Dead-Ex Orange Bowl

#6 Foul Peak University vs #9 [IVCC] Ranchers

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Rose Bowl

#5 Florida Rotting Gators vs #8 Mountain Union Raiders

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Blood Championship Series

#1 Ottawa Bee-Bees vs #4 U.Con. Huskies

#2 PSU Horticulturalists vs #3 U of Tee [Toronto]

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McNurgle Chumpionshit Series

Navy Midskeletonmen vs Toledo Moonlanders

Northern Virginia CC Hawks vs KAMU Teckies

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Gridironman



Joined: Mar 18, 2022

Post   Posted: Sep 27, 2022 - 08:16 Reply with quote Back to top

I will continue with MSU as my AQ and Notre Dame as my non-AQ

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Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2022 - 18:41 Reply with quote Back to top

NCBB! My first love! Or my last love? or.. I dunno, Ottawa is Undead. We love to eat braaaaaiiiiins we don't really care where from.

We are now in Season 41. This season we have 36 BCS teams, grouped into 6 conferences each with 6 teams. (UAC!! TBB FBC AKC SCC SMACK)

We also have 12 non-aq teams getting ready to join the BCS next season!

The non-aq teams are simply playing 10 games.

The BCS teams are playing 5 Out of Conference (OOC) games (one against each other conference), and then playing 5 in conference games.

We have some mighty big teams, and some teams straight out of non-aq. Season 40, last season, was our first 2020 season, and so we saw a lot of turnover in teams with coaches choosing to try a new team with the rules transition.

Our championship teams were:
Undead, Chaos Dwarf, Necromantic, and Wood Elf. A decent range of teams!


Our OOC 'groups' are:

Fayetteville (TBB, Wood Elf, past champion)
Texas Tech (SMACK, Lizardman)
Navy (SCC, Khemri)
Ottawa (UAC, Undead, defending champion)
U. Con (FBC, Necromantic, past champion)
Toledo (AKC, Simyin)

The first group is chock full of good teams; Toledo has more stats than a wardancer, 3 championship winners, a great lizardman team, and the oldest team in the whole league. Since Ottawa is in this group, I'll just say.. brains shall be eaten.

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UTEP (TBB, Undead, new)
United Mountain (SMACK, OWA)
Boise (SCC, Human, new)
Kennewsaw (UAC, Amazon, new)
St Francis (FBC, Khemri, champion coach)
Arkansas St (AKC, Necromantic, new)

The next team has a lot of new teams, and a lot of very strong, but unusual teams - UMU's OWA have done far better than anyone expected, and St Francis consistently fight for a place at the championship despite the stereotype of khemri ball fails.

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California (TBB, Lizardman, past champion)
SMU (SMACK, Skaven, champion coach)
Florida (SCC, Nurgle)
U of Tee (UAC, Chaos Dwarf)
Illinois (FBC, Chaos Dwarf, new)
NOVA (AKC, Khorne)

Champions, chamionship contenders, and death. This group is going to be brutal, with no holds barred.

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Cantucky (TBB, Chaos Dwarf)
SDSU (SMACK, Human, new)
Mz St (SCC, Orc, past champion)
Um' Go (UAC, Human)
Pike (FBC, Dark Elf)
Texas (AKC, Orc)

Another difficult group, SDSU is expected to be very heavy on the bash side, so Um' Go and Pike will have a difficult ride - but they may be able to simply finesse their way to a lot of wins.

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Normandale (TBB, Chaos)
Tulane (SMACK, Undead, new)
USMA (SCC, Lizardman)
LSU (UAC, Pro Elf, new)
Miami (FBC, Slann)
PSU (AKC, Wood Elf)

A few more new teams, and the second largest tv in the league.. PSU! Why are ELVES at the top? no one knows, but they are hammering hard on the championship door, and all the opposition in this group will have to go through them.

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Poli (TBB, Dwarf)
U-Dub (SMACK, Skaven, new, champion coach)
Army (SCC, Dark Elf, new)
IVCC (UAC, Chaos)
Mich St (FBC, Orc, new)
Hawai'i (AKC, Human, new, champion coach)

A lot of new teams here, ripe for the picking of some of the heaviest blocking teams in the league. But these are not going to go over easy, and we'll expect to see a lot of tight games in this group.
Nelphine



Joined: Apr 01, 2011

Post   Posted: Nov 19, 2022 - 22:55 Reply with quote Back to top

Let's get an update of where we're at!

In non-aq, Air Force's Orcs have taken an early lead with 2 wins over NKU Norse and Col-gates necromantic.

The first BCS group is definitely behind, with only 2 games played, so Ottawa is 'in the lead' since they have 1 win.

The second BCS group is doing FAR better, with 7 games played (Razmus has played 4 already!) And UMU is in the lead with 2 wins and a draw.

The third BCS out of conference group has also seen 7 games (all of which included a chaos dwarf team) and Illinois leads with 3 wins and a loss.

The fourth group has seen 4 games played, including the 3 wins of Um' Go!

Our 5th BCS group has played 8 games, and PSU is barely ahead with 2 wins and a draw.

The last BCS out of conference group has only played 3 games, with IVCC in the lead with 1 win and 1 draw.
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