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Do you want to have the choice to always pick one of the Hive Mind's two most commen skills?
Yes, it makes team building way more interesting.
16%
 16%  [ 35 ]
No, let's keep it straight and always take the most common skill.
9%
 9%  [ 20 ]
I'm totally fine with either.
5%
 5%  [ 11 ]
I don't like either option.
2%
 2%  [ 5 ]
Resistance is futile.
34%
 34%  [ 72 ]
Can we assimilate pie? It would make being a drone so much more comfortable...
31%
 31%  [ 65 ]
Total Votes : 208


Dalfort



Joined: Jun 23, 2008

Post   Posted: Sep 27, 2022 - 21:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 002

Seventh Mission Report:

2022-09-27 Open Competitive Sector
Enemy Force: Dwarf
Defeat
Subject Assimilated: None
Upgrade attained by: Twelve of Fourteen (Block)
Sustained Injuries: Four of Fourteen - MNG ; Seven of Fourteen - MNG

Full report has been logged

Fought well but the low centre of gravity aided these diminutive opponents and they worked together in a co-ordinated manner befitting the of Hive, unfortunately we were unable to assimilate any players but we left a few with sore heads... Rat was useless again, couldn't even be a sneaky rat and got caught Fouling.

Resistance is FUTILE!!

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Dalfort



Joined: Jun 23, 2008

Post   Posted: Sep 29, 2022 - 00:12 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 002

Eighth Mission Report:

2022-09-28 Open Competitive Sector
Enemy Force: Black Orc
Defeat
Subject Assimilated: None
Upgrade attained by: Five of Fourteen (Block) ; Six of Fourteen (Frenzy)
Sustained Injuries: Nine of Fourteen - Dead ; Eleven of Fourteen - Niggling Injury
New Players: Nine of Fourteen

Full report has been logged

Tough opposition coached by a far superior man, neigh, legend, early removal made life easy for the greenskins and only a lucky (read desperate!) Dodge and Blitz lead to our only score. Rat unfortunately only suffered a Badly Hurt injury, I had hoped for his permanent removal but not to be, at least he moved the ball this game...

Resistance is FUTILE!!

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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 04, 2022 - 10:47
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.... Systems back online

League Invasion Cube 003.2 reporting. This Cube has been in stasis for over one year after encountering an anomaly.

All 14 of the current crew survived passage through the anomaly, but all upgrades have been purged. Maintenance reroll have suffered damage and primary objective will be to restore to the standard 5. The Cube remains stationed above the Tazman Sea where it will resume observing activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.


... Accessing data archive

League Invasion Cube 003 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.

2021-08-28 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Lizardman
Victory 2-1
Subject Assimilation: none
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrade attained: unknown, all upgrade information purged
Full report has been logged

2021-08-30 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Tomb Kings
Victory 1-0
Subject Assimilation: none
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrade attained: unknown, all upgrade information purged
Five of Sixteen has been destroyed.
Five of Sixteen has joined League Invasion Cube 003.
Full report has been logged

2021-09-01 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Bretonnian
Stalemate: 1-1
Subject Assimilation: none
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrade attained: unknown, all upgrade information purged
Full report has been logged

2021-09-15 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Dark Elf
Defeat: 1-3
Subject Assimilation: none
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrade attained: unknown, all upgrade information purged
Full report has been logged

Service record of League Invasion Cube 003: 10/3/6

...end of archive data...
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 10, 2022 - 03:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The fourth mission was a successful (3-0) raid on a Imperial squadron (that had induced Griff). Two CAS inflicted (including Griff). One of 16 injured - MNG. No other injuries to report. No assimilations to report (despite multiple foul attempts to assimilate). Five, Seven and Eight of Sixteen have acquired Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 11, 2022 - 11:42
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League Invasion Cube 003.2 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.

2022-10-11 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Black Orc
Stalemate 1-1
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrades attained: None
Damage report:
Eight of Sixteen – Serious Injury (NI) will not be refurbished as current resources dedicated to restoring full capacity to reroll drive.
Notes: Enemy was composed of specimens all capable of being assimilated and adding to the numbers of 003.2. Mission failure.
Full report has been logged
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 03:24 Reply with quote Back to top

“Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The fifth mission was unsuccessful (1-1) raid on a Skaven squadron. Three CAS inflicted. No injuries to report. No assimilations to report. No skill acquisitions to report.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.”
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 11:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The sixth mission was unsuccessful (1-1) raid on a Goblin squadron (induced Dribblesnot). Three CAS inflicted. Damage sustained: Three of Sixteen suffered severe spinal injuries and will be terminated; Six of Sixteen, Ten of Sixteen, and Eleven of Sixteen all require repairs and will 'miss next battle.' No assimilations to report. One of Sixteen acquired Block and Eight of Sixteen acquired Frenzy.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 12, 2022 - 12:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The seventh mission was a successful (2-0) raid on a BOrc squadron. One CAS inflicted. Damage sustained: Seven of Sixteen require repairs and will 'miss next battle.' No assimilations to report. Four of Sixteen acquired Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 08:01
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League Invasion Cube 003.2 reporting. This Cube has been stationed above the Tazman Sea where it observes activities in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles.

2022-10-13 Deserted Isles
Enemy force: Underworld
Stalemate 2-2
Subject Assimilation: None
No Data added to the Hive Mind
Upgrades attained: Dodge - Fourteen of Sixteen
Damage: None
Notes: Again no subjects were assimilated. It was observed that one target (goblin) was assimilated by another (troll). Borg investigation of troll scat did not uncover any viable specimen for assimilation.
Full report has been logged
Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 09:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Very funny ramchop. Assimilate either the Troll or the Goblin but leave the scat alone.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 10:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The eighth mission was a successful (1-0) raid on a Goblin squadron. Three CAS inflicted.

Damage sustained: Ten of Sixteen sustained yet more serious damage and will be re-engineered from scratch.

One assimilation to report: a goblin - to become Thirteen of Sixteen.

Data added to hive mind: Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff.

Twelve of Sixteen acquired Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 14:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The ninth mission was an entirely unsuccessful (0-2) raid on a Pro Elf squadron. First defeat in battle for this Cube. Three CAS inflicted.

Damage sustained: Ten of Sixteen once again sustained serious damage and will be re-engineered from scratch.

No assimilations to report:

No data added to hive mind.

Six of Sixteen acquired Frenzy.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
Kondor



Joined: Apr 04, 2008

Post   Posted: Oct 13, 2022 - 20:37 Reply with quote Back to top

@MolonLave - Well done on the Gobo assimilation.

The hive mind is updated accordingly.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 14, 2022 - 01:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The tenth mission was a successful (2-1) raid on a Human squadron. Four CAS inflicted.

Damage sustained: Six of Sixteen sustained serious damage and will be repaired but will miss the next raid.

Assimilations to report: One Human Thrower (will become Fourteen of Sixteen) and one Human Blitzer (spare parts).

Data added to hive mind: Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Guard.

Four of Sixteen acquired Frenzy (max # of frenzy reached).
Seven of Sixteen acquired Tackle.
Thirteen of Sixteen acquired Sidestep.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
MolonLave



Joined: Jul 17, 2022

Post   Posted: Oct 14, 2022 - 04:16 Reply with quote Back to top

Competitive Invasion Cube 003 reporting. The eleventh mission was an unsuccessful (4-3) raid on a Skaven squadron. Six CAS inflicted.

Damage sustained: nil.

Assimilations to report: nil.

Data added to hive mind: nil.

Two of Sixteen acquired Tackle (max # of tackle reached).
Five of Sixteen acquired Dauntless (max # of dauntless reached).
Fourteen of Sixteen acquired Block.

Full report has been logged.

Resistance is Futile. Assimilations will happen again.
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