RicardoGrande
Joined: Nov 18, 2021
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Feb 07, 2026 - 23:35 |
 
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TLDR
OSBBL (The Oceania Secret Blood Bowl League) is seeking coaches for Season 16.
Season 16 will begin mid February after completion of The Sucker Cup.
BB2020 Secret League rules, fortnightly rounds, played primarily in the Australian and NZ time zones (with a lean towards NZ times). 7 rounds followed by 3 round play offs (so roughly 18 weeks). New teams up to 1.3 million returning teams 1.8 million.
There are 16 places only. No doubles of rosters. We mostly operate in the NZBBC discord server. #OSBBL on Discord
Details on the League can be found here.
For questions or expressions of interest, PM Trickey or RicardoGrande.
Come dance with us.
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(low ambient drone, like wind moving through an empty stadium at dusk. Verner Hishog — thin, exhausted, moustached beyond reason — stares into the middle distance.)
“Season Sixteen.”
(pause)
“The number itself is meaningless… and yet it carries weight. Like a troll that has eaten too many goblins.”
“This is O-S-B-B-L. The Oceanic Secret Blood Bowl League. A league so depraved and strange even few Slaanesh teams dare to enter.”
(Somewhere, a goblin screams — briefly.)
“Here, coaches gather from across Oceania. From places where the sun is harsh, the distances are vast, and hope is an optional extra. They arrive not to win… but to endure.”
“Any Secret League team may enter. New teams are limited to a team value of 1.3 million gold pieces. Returning teams may bloat, decay, and rationalise themselves up to 1.8 million. These numbers offer the illusion of control. They will not save you.”
(a bell tolls)
“The league is played in fortnightly rounds, scheduled according to the chaotic availability of people pretending they have free will. Matches occur in the Southern Wastes and Deserted Isles time zones… places geographically distant, morally ambiguous, and spiritually damp… or sometimes parched.”
“Sixteen teams will be accepted. Not seventeen. Not fifteen. Sixteen — divided at random into two conferences. Randomness is often described as fair. This is a lie we tell ourselves so we can sleep.”
(sound of pages turning in an ancient rulebook)
“The strongest will advance to the playoffs. They will pursue the league’s highest honour — the Wilkinson Swert. It is a trophy imbued with history, resentment, and the faint smell of spilled beer. It grants no joy. Only obligation.”
(whispers of a long-forgotten crowd)
“There will be injuries. There will be arguments about rules that do not matter. There will be moments when a single play reveals the fragile absurdity of your life choices.”
“Friendships will fray. Excuses will be crafted with care. Goblins will be thrown with reckless optimism.”
(wind through empty bleachers)
“And yet… you will return. Because Blood Bowl is not about victory. It is about staring into chaos and insisting, briefly, that you love it.”
(long pause)
“If you are looking for balance… look elsewhere.
If you are looking for fairness… abandon hope.
If you are looking for meaning… you are already lost.”
(Verner finally looks at the camera)
“OSBBL Season Sixteen awaits.”
“It is not a league.”
“It is a slow-motion catastrophe… where dreams are forged and shattered.”
(ambient drone fades. Silence.) |
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