Irgy
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Irgy
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Irgy
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MrCushtie
Joined: Aug 10, 2018
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Apr 05, 2026 - 02:25 |
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SWL Death Watch Season CX - Back For More Punishment
After taking a break because we were frankly too scared/lazy to record all the MB+2 deaths, the Death Watch Beetles are crawling out of the woodwork to celebrate all the fatalities on the gridiron every week in the Southern Wastes. We couldn't be bothered to wait for ERGH to get their first match in, because we've got all of these fine fellows to announce of their departures (and if you can make a more grammatically incoherent way of saying that, we are all ears...)!
 Vivandi Ament, Dark Elf Lineman, Block by Dean Wells. 0 SPP. Any lament for Ament? Not with his lack of experience, rookies deserve to take the pain.
 Lachlan Macquarie, Bretonnian Knight Thrower, Block by Neema. 0 SPP. Rum Corpse more like.
Abbo Hayward, Halfling Hopeful, Failed dodge, killed by Shoelaces. 0 SPP. Hayway, wayward, whatever.
 Imp, Underworld Blitzer, Surfed into The crowd and away with the fairies. 0 SPP.
 Zipp, Nurgle Rotter, Block by Bully. 2 SPP. Shameful unkindness there, there's no place for bullying in this sport.
 Old McDonald had a Farmbar, Chaos Chaos Warrior, Block by Kayla Aster. 0 SPP. Somebody e-i-e-i-owes Mostly Harmbarless a new player.
 Vitt Is, Skaven Gutter Runner, Foul by Bogan Picnic. 0 SPP. Who or what is Vitt Is? Vitt Is not showing up for training next week, apparently.
 ""Burning Sensation"" Grogg, Goblin, Block by Rusi Nikkisik. 0 SPP. One member of the motley crew from East Van, run over by the drummer from an 80s rock band??
 Aaliyah Gibolock, Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaur, Foul by Durgob Treewing. 0 SPP.
 Kiaran Oddrson, Norse Lineman, Block by Alice Wuthmon. 0 SPP. Oddrson? Looks pretty odd with no head.
Jaiden Gelderon, Underworld Snotling, Block by Londyn Hycar. 2 SPP. First animal savagery kill of the season!
 Mistletoe, Norse Lineman, Foul by Tiny Taker. 0 SPP. Nobody's going to want to have a kiss underneath that Norseman's bloody remains...
 Bam Bam Big Basha, Ogre Ogre, Block by Holly. 0 SPP. Spiked by Holly, I guess you could say.
Did we miss anyone? Will you be tuning in for next week's extravaganza of death? All bodies gratefully received! |
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MrCushtie
Joined: Aug 10, 2018
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Apr 13, 2026 - 04:10 |
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SWL Death Watch Season CX - Weak Two
The second week of the season has delivered ... not many bodies to the morgue, to the dismay of all right-thinking (and indeed wrong-thinking) fighting fans. Never mind, let's clean up this laundry list of life losers and hope for more next week...
 Ruth Avitus, Undead Wight, Foul by Bogan Picnic. 0 SPP. The little guy with the big foot consigns a second player to the bin, or another medal to his hamper of death. What a lovable lad!
 Caden Kern, Ogre Gnoblar, Block by Kemper Asema. 0 SPP.
"Kern is when different letters fit together in printing, Bob?"
"That's right, Jim."
"Well, it doesn't look like the bits of Kern fit together any more, does it?"
"..."
 Orsen Samuel, Vampire Thrall, Block by Big Showstoppa certainly put a stop to his show. 0 SPP.
It was "Oh No!" for Pendus Yoko, Vampire Thrall, Ball & Chain by Fungus the Loon. 0 SPP.
 Not so much a bubbling brook as a troubling Dumag Ghoulbrook, Black Orc, by Kárr Alfarinnson. 3 SPP.
David Hideousbone, Nurgle Rotter, Block by Bestie Boo. 0 SPP. Boo hoo hoo for another plucky journeyman.
 Elena Grement, Human Lineman, Block by Deeproot Strongbranch. 0 SPP. Once again, it looks like players whose names might rhyme with 'Lament' aren't a good bet for this league.
Shiv, Hobgoblin Sneaky Stabba, Block by Israel Garden. 0 SPP. Garden showed no love, just [garden] gloves as he pruned the Shiv.
Maggie M'Gill, Lizardman Chameleon Skink, surfed into the crowd. 3 SPP. As that Elven troubadour, Rh'od Stew-art sang, Maggie May ... Not Be Showing Up For The Rest Of The Season.
Come back next week and see if we've figured how to add pretty pictures of all the participants, sorry, victims, to the page... |
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MrCushtie
Joined: Aug 10, 2018
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Apr 22, 2026 - 02:04 |
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SWL Death Watch Season CX - From Thirst To Third Weak
Promising start to this week, but we're still not seeing enough death, despite the Curse beginning to warm up and deliver...
 Sawyer Hane, Underworld Thrower, Block by Budget Orton. 0 SPP. No savings from that Budget, were there?
Budget Orton, Ogre Gnoblar, Block by Alice Wuthmon. *6 SPP. First Curse Of The Death Watch this season, and possibly a record - 5 turns between kills!
Kárr Alfarinnson, Norse Ulfwerener, more than a minor problem from a Block by Ursa Major. *4 SPP. Double norse-on-norse violence and the second strike by the Curse Of The Death Watch
Hæringr Fróðison, Norse Ulfwerener, Block by Polaris. 4 SPP. Unpronounceable and now unrevivable too.
 Daisy Chainpush, Wood Elf Lineman, Block by Sir Crumble The Unfinished. 5 SPP.
"First deaths for the woodies, and a bumper season too, as the only daisies she'll be chainpushing will be the ... er ... up daisies?"
"You struggling there, Bob?"
Sage Vice, Wood Elf Lineman, Block by Sir Jackson The Extremely Brave. 0 SPP.
About as brave as it gets, beating up a rookie wood elf lino...
Embarrassing Stain Grogg, Goblin , Eaten by Grampa Thumpyshape. 2 SPP. First delicious dinner as Grampa gets his first kill
 Cam Merchant, Amazon Linewoman, Block by Takeshi. 2 SPP.
"Goes to show you just can't take shi-"
"Whoa! Bob! It's a family show!"
12th Man Plusafew, Goblin , Block by Violet Lob. 0 SPP.
"Turned into a messy blob by the Lob."
"Poetry, Jim, I think you've recovered."
 Grimble, Chaos Dwarf Hobgoblin , grumbling no more after a Block by Brayden Daphin. 0 SPP. |
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