Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Jan 16, 2026 - 05:44 |
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Week 13 is here already! (I literally missed it. Apparently i was asleep or something. Dan, are you allowed to sleep? I mean, I'm sure I am Stan, isn't that a thing for everyone?)
Only one more week after this before.. the PLAYOFFS
In the AFC:
Division Leads:
1: Miami Bad Mothersuckers (73, AFC East, Vampire, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured)
2: Las Fangas Stargazers (73, AFC West, Vampire, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured)
3: Orcston Oilers (54, AFC South, Orc, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured)
4: Baltimore Ballhawks (53, AFC North, Wood Elf, Playoff Spot Secured)
Wild Cards:
5: San Diarrhego Discharges (65, AFC West, Nurgle, Playoff Spot Secured)
6: Brew More Gents (51, AFC East, Dwarf, Playoff Spot Secured)
7: No-Skincinnati Bungles (50, AFC North, Khemri, Playoff Spot Secured)
In the NFC:
Division Leads:
1: Witchington Commies (72, NFC East, Dark Elf, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured, bye Secured)
2: Los Angeles Glams (64, NFC West, High Elf, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured, actually already played week 14 and is at 71)
3: Vampa Bay Familiars (61, NFC South, Vampire, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured, actually already played week 14 and is at 61)
4: Keen Play Hackers (60, NFC North, Nurgle, Playoff Spot Secured, Division Title Secured, actually already played week 14 and is at 67)
Wild Cards:
5: Illadelph Sunshine (55, NFC East, Chaos Chosen, Playoff Spot Secured)
6: New New Orleans Santas (54, NFC South, Human, actually already played week 14 and is at 61)
7: Chicago Football Team (48, NFC North, Khorne, actually already played week 14 and is at 55 )
Contenders:
New York Kroaks (48, NFC East, Slann)
In the case that Illadelph wins, then: Illadelph 5, New New Orleans 6, Chicago 7
In the case that Illadelph draws, then: New New Orleans 5, Illadelph 6, Chicago 7
In the case that Illadelph loses, and if New York wins, then New New Orleans 5 and (due to the magic of 3 way tiebreakers) New York 6, Illadelph 7
In the case that Illadelph loses, and New York draws or loses, then: New New Orleans 5 and (due to H2H) Illadelph 6, Chicago 7 |
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ex-convict

Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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Mar 27, 2026 - 04:38 |
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NBFL Draft Preview: Season 35
Another draft is soon upon us! However, this is not any ordinary draft; the entire league is heading into a new era:
A new commish (all hail garc)! A new ruleset (BB2025)! First time races (Black Orcs)!
This is going to be the start of a very intriguing season, but each of these new teams has to get their foundation correct. Likewise, all of the returning teams need to adjust to new rules, new positional limits, and new skills! Can they supplement their current roster while acclimating to this new environment? Let's take a look at how the main draft could break down:
1. Trans-Fat Crisco Porky Diners
Coach: Cervus
Race: Human
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 1/4/9
Team Needs: Best Player Available
Now with only two Blitzer spots, it would be hard to move on from either of the two five-skill players. But a glaring lack of a stat-star really holds the roster back, and is needed at any position.
Possible Pick: Andre Sam / Marshall / MAR / Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer / 130 / 8 / Block , Sure Hands , Two Heads , Dodge , AG , AG
Getting another amazing scoring threat could help the team hopefully avoid getting a top pick again next season. Mr Sam would lose Dodge and swap Two Heads for Sidestep.
2. Dallas TBD
Coach: OTS
Race: OWA
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 2/2/10 (Chaos Dwarfs)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
Armed with the second pick in both the Main and Comp drafts, Dallas has a chance to come away with some elite players to build their franchise around.
Possible Pick: Hezak Voldimurt / U of Teeth / TEETH / Strength/Blitzer / 58 / 10 / Block , Mighty Blow , MA , AG
Assuming some sort of carrier is the target in Comp, Mr Voldimurt would give the team a dynamic safety for defense. They would drop Block in this case.
3. Dirtroit Amon-Ra Dawgers
Coach: kakopolis
Race: Tomb Kings
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 2/3/9
Team Needs: One Thrower, One Blitzer
The Dawgers have a stud Thrower, amazing Blitzer, and four solid to spectacular Guardians; they need both a complementary Blitzer or carrier to round out the team, but which one will they target first?
Possible Pick: Rich Gannon / Delaware / DEL / Skilled/Blitzer / 97 / 31 / Dodge , Side Step , MA , MA
In this case, the allure of having two Ma8 carriers is too much to pass up, especially since Mr Gannon should have enough Spps to take Block now, or save for a shot at AG.
4. Pittsburgh Preyers
Coach: Keshdr
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 2/3/9
Team Needs: One Blocker, One or Two Flamesmiths
The Preyers have some nice pieces already, and are looking to supplement them in the draft.
Possible Pick: Tanner Bowles / Cantucky / CANT / / Strength/Blitzer / 92 / 15 / Mighty Blow , Pro , Tackle , Claws , MA
Mr Bowles would fit right in, having previously played the same position in college. Plus, having both Tackle and Claw seems pretty appealing.
5. Indianapolis TBD
Coach: Drrek
Race: Lizards
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: N/A (new franchise)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
One can assume that any Lizard team will draft an AG Skink with one of their selections, leaving the rest for the Saurii.
Possible Pick: Alexander Tumor / Buboe St. / BUB / Strength / 55 / 9 / Horns , Block , Claw , Mighty Blow , Tackle
Mr Tumor would have to adjust a little after taking a bath for the first time ever, but the coaches could easily turn Horns and Claw into, say, Guard and Stand Firm.
6. Memphis Rhinestones
Coach: Amon242
Race: Chaos
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 3/3/8
Team Needs: One Blocker, maybe a dedicated carrier
Memphis has a solid roster, though they've picked up a few injuries on good players. Will they be able to add someone to help them compete for the AFC South title this season?
Possible Pick: Robert McLain / UCon / UCON / Skilled / 192 / 32 / Block , Dodge , Side Step , Mighty Blow , MA , AG
Simply the best player on the board, adding Mr McLain would give the team another dynamic option on the field.
7. Buffalo Chill
Coach: Jeffro
Race: Dark Elf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 3/3/8
Team Needs: Better health, Two Witches, maybe Runners
Constantly beat to shit due to their playstyle in a brutal division, the Chill still have three legend players...and almost literally nothing else left on the roster.
Possible Pick: Judith, Dutchess of Knife / Miami-GarcCoin / GARC / Skilled / 68 / 8 / Block , Side Step , Juggernaut , ST
Between the amazing name, juicy stat increase, and fun Frenzy/Jugg combo, this pick is almost fated to happen.
8. LA (Chargers) TBD
Coach: BaronBucky
Race: High Elf
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 3/4/7 (Orc)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
Coach Bucky made the playoffs once in Hairizona, but couldn't quite find consistent success in a tough division. What kind of player can he find here to help solve that problem in his new home?
Possible Pick: Nick Boyle / Delaware / DEL / Skilled/Blitzer / 85 / 25 / Dodge , Tackle , Mighty Blow , MA
Taking Mr Boyle as a...White Lion, I guess, would give the team a very hard hitting safety with the juicy Claw/MB combo.
9. Denver Crush
Coach: KidCrestHill
Race: Khorne
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 3/4/7
Team Needs: Aste's devil dice
Unless coach KidCrest wants to replace a player for a different skill set, the roster doesn't need anything per say (outside of making a tough decision on which Khorngor to cut). Does that mean he's going to have to take a lino??
Possible Pick: Aesa Kiartandottir / Drexel / DREX / Lineman / 28 / 2 / Tackle , Guard , ST
I understand that Aesa is a ways from Block, but if we're going to play Khorne, we might as well lean into trying to overwhelm the opposition. Another St4/Guard player would help do just that.
10. Carolina Underpantzers
Coach: TheRedoubt
Race: Nurgle
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 2/8/4
Team Needs: A carry-Pestigor, maybe replace the Rotspawn
With the roster changes in BB2025, the current big guy loses the fun Defensive skill, and Pestigors are limited to two. Could coach Redoubt find players to help adapt to the new environment?
Possible Pick: Stayen Green / Buboe St. / BUB / Skilled/Blitzer / 60 / 6 / Block , Monstrous Mouth , MA , MA
Mr Green would add some needed speed to the roster, while inheriting ball carrying duties. Once he learns/grows Two Heads in the future, you have a pretty good carrier.
11. Orkland Wargs
Coach: Xelron
Race: Orc
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 3/6/5
Team Needs: To make some tough decisions
Holy hell are the Wargs going to be hit hard by the roster changes. The team is going to have to cut some really good, albeit banged up players, and adjust to the new era. Can they find some draftees to fill in the gaps?
Possible Pick: Red Rock / IVCC / IVCC / Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer / 26 / 0 / Block , Guard , Mighty Blow
Well, if you're going to lose some Guard and MB, you might as well get some back.
12. Arizona TBD
Coach: Lorebass
Race: Undead
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 4/5/5 (Necro)
Team Needs: All (new)
After many years as Necro in the North (plus a SB appearance), coach Lorebass heads west and leaves the furries behind. He finds a nice graveyard and starts casting his vile magic again, though this time he finds a slightly different brand of Undead...
Possible Pick: Autumn Chusuk Addams St. AST Big Guy 66 12 Grab , Guard , Block , Defensive
Imagine trying to deal with this guy when he gets Stand Firm down the road. Oof.
13. Deadtlanta Howlcons
Coach: GotrekSlayer
Race: Necromantic
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 4/5/5
Team Needs: Two Golems, one Wraith, and two Ghouls
A surprising amount of needs outside of the two super-Wolves, can the Howlcons finally put the right pieces around their key players to make the playoffs?
Possible Pick: Joe Castle / Nakron / NAK / Strength / 48 / 12 / Block , Guard , Mighty Blow , Defensive
Now this would be a fun player.
14. Jakesonville Jortles
Coach: mrt1212
Race: Skaven
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 4/6/4
Team Needs: Two Blitzers
I don't know how Skaven are going to succeed in a world with only two gutters, but coach mrt is going to give it the old college try. Good luck to your sir!
Possible Pick: Gotrex Trafton / Notre Dame / NDFA / Strength/Blitzer / 54 / 2 / Guard , Juggernaut , Mighty Blow , Pro , Tackle
Probably the least interesting five-skill Blitzer I've ever seen, but perhaps what the team needs.
15. New Ziggland Chariots
Coach: Wolvezzz
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 4/2/8
Team Needs: New Bull? Devious Hobs
It may be time to have a conversation about Harris [MzST], as that -AG injury may be too debilitating to overcome. I suppose we also have to ask: is there anything in the draft with 3 stat increases that will entice coach Wolvezzz into action?
Possible Pick: Talik Keaton / Marshall / MAR / Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer / 46 / 23 / Block , Mighty Blow , Tackle
No, but, at least Mr Keaton can or will soon be able to roll for a stat!
16. New York (Giants) TBD
Coach: ex-convict
Race: Amazon
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 6/2/6 (Slann, RIP)
Team Needs: All (new)
With a new look to the roster, coach Ex-con will have to learn Amazons on the fly. Can he supplement the top overall pick of the Comp Draft with an impact player halfway through the Main Draft?
Possible Pick: Devon Hightower / Nakron / NAK / Strength / 36 / 6 / Block , Grab , Guard , Mighty Blow
Getting this solid a *checks notes* Jaguar Warrior at this point would be great get for the team.
17. SeaCastle BlackArks
Coach: T_Witch
Race: Dark Elf
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 6/2/6
Team Needs: Backup Runner? Lino depth? Assassin(s)???
The BlackArks have to make some cuts to the Blitzer corp with the rules changes but still have a very solid team overall. What kind of player will they be able to add?
Possible Pick: Sophia Aloysius, CFO / Miami-GarcCoin / GARC / Skilled / 63 / 9 / Accurate , Dodge , Pass , PA
Didn't really see any super obvious picks, but getting a true thrower to complement the pure runner they already have could add another dimension to the squad.
18. Cincinnati TBD
Coach: Dutchlife
Race: Lizards
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/5/4 (Tomb Kings)
Team Needs: All (new)
After claiming a Super Bowl trophy last season, the time to head back to sleep in the desert seemingly arrived. Coach Dutch will have a much, much faster team at his disposal moving forward.
Possible Pick: Clifford the Skink / Poli / NDFA / Strength/Blitzer / 45 / 3 / Break Tackle , Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle
The lack of Block is less of an issue now that Saurii come with Juggs. But more importantly, I love the idea of having 'Clifford the Big Red Skink' on this team.
19. Houston TBD
Coach: Bazakastine
Race: High Elf
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3 (Orc)
Team Needs: All (new)
After attempts at learning and winning it all with a Strength team, coach Baz is going back to his roots with a brand new version of Elves. Will it also mean a return to his winning (Super Bowl) ways?
Possible Pick: LaVander McMillions Miami-GarcCoin GARC Skilled/Blitzer 65 17 Dodge , Side Step , Tackle , Mighty Blow
Getting a solid White Lion who's close to a Stat roll would be pretty appealing.
20. New Orleans TBD
Coach: dashergeaux
Race: Black Orc
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3 (Human)
Team Needs: All (new)
Our first ever attempt at Black Orcs in the league, coach Dash continues to look for ways to innovate the fouling game! Will he also be able to win games while doing so with this intriguing and allegedly OP roster?
Possible Pick: Brandon Innis / Bro-Hio St. / Bro-Hio / Skilled / 93 / 27 / Block , Side Step , Sprint , MA
It's possible that New Orleans won't even draft a Goblin, but most of the Strength options were a bit meh at a glance. With Mr Innis, it gives a faster scoring option with a shot to get AG.
21. Chicago TBD
Coach: Nelphine
Race: Undead
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: N/A (new franchise)
Team Needs: All (new)
He returns! Going with his NCBB specialty, coach Nelphine attempts to make his comeback with a team that historically been a tough one to use in the NBFL. But perhaps with some new buffs in hand, the Undead will make their mark on the league.
Possible Pick: Bentley Cert / Addams St. / AST / Blitzer / 42 / 22 / Break Tackle , Guard , Mighty Blow
Unless an interesting Mummy is available, I would expect this to be a Wight selection. Mr Cert could look to add a stat in the near future as well.
22. Las Vegas TBD
Coach: wintergreen13
Race: Tomb Kings
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 11/1/2 (Vampire)
Team Needs: All (new)
After losing one of the ugliest AFC title games of all time last season, coach Wintergreen must have said "If I can't beat em, I'll join em". So he found his own dynasty of long lost kings and raised a legion to take on the league with.
Possible Pick: Chris Lopes UCon UCON Skilled 45 19 Block , MA
While he could address the Throw-Ra position in the Comp Draft, taking Mr Lopes could pay off in a big way with some Stat luck.
23. Green Bay TBD
Coach: happygrue
Race: Necromantic
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/6/1 (Nurgle)
Team Needs: All (new)
Despite the success with Nurgle, coach Grue wanted a less frustrating and/or limiting team. So, naturally, he goes with a squad that only really has four ball carriers. But they continue to follow a theme that Grue has sneakily used throughout the years: using a roster that is intrinsically designed to be good at defense!
Possible Pick: Rod Moore / Michigaunt / MI / Skilled / 70 / 8 / Block , Dodge , Side Step , Tackle , Mighty Blow
Taking a former Werewolf in college to be a starting point for your pro team seems like a solid idea!
24. Minnesota TBD
Coach: charlie1331
Race: Chaos
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/2/5 (in NFC East)
Team Needs: Best Player Available
Coach Charlie got over the hump (lily pad?) and made the playoffs last season, and still retain a strong roster as they move to a new division. Their top 8 players can compete with anyone in the league (especially those hit by the new roster changes), but can they add some depth for the long season?
Possible Pick: Charles Montgomery / Marshall / MAR / Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer / 42 / 3 / Strip Ball , Tackle , Two Heads , Wrestle
Mr Montgomery was an adept Beastman in college, and would fit perfectly into the same role in the pros on this team.
25. Philthadelphia Diseagles
Coach: Arcayn
Race: Nurgle
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 8/3/3 (in AFC West)
Team Needs: ...Best Rotter Available?
Coach Arcayn is taking his new team to his old home in the NFC East, where his disgusting team belongs with the grossest fans possible. Will they be able to take a slimy hold on the division?
Possible Pick: Wardance / IVCC / IVCC / Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer / 30 / 4 / Block , Extra Arms , Sure Hands
I guess you have to have a backup ball carrier, even if its a Rotter?
26. Los Angeles Glams
Coach: Stimme
Race: High Elf
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 8/5/1
Team Needs: Replace players for better fits with new positions?
The Glams still have a fair amount of talent on the roster, but it remains to be seen how well it will translate with the ruleset changes. Will they just roll it back, or look for a new generation of stars?
Possible Pick: Rotting Bob / Kieslev St. / KST / Blitzer / 45 / 3 / Frenzy , Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle
No idea which player he would replace, but this seems like a lot of skills that coach Stimme usually takes.
27. Brew More Gents
Coach: ryanfitz
Race: Dwarf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 7/3/4
Team Needs: Two Troll Slayers, One Runner, One Blitzer
The Gents see the "nerfs" that Dwarfs got as a bunch of buffs for their playstyle, and plan to show everyone the proper way to play the bearded boys.
Possible Pick: Tyree Jackson / SUNY Buffalo / SUNY / Lineman/Skilled / 74 / 17 / Sure Hands , Block , Dodge , MA
Getting Blodge/MA on a Runner with a chance for another stat seems pretty solid.
28. Vampa Bay Familiars
Coach: shook_one
Race: Vampire
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3
Team Needs: One Blitzer, maybe upgrade one Runner
Vampa Bay has been making incremental progress each season in the league, as they continue towards their goal of winning a championship. Can they add a missing piece here late in the first round?
Possible Pick: Mike Mogtoglian / Sacred Lentil St. / SLST / Skilled / 66 / 2 / Dodge , Block , Tackle , Break Tackle , Mighty Blow
I shudder to think this could actually happen, as Mr Mogtoglian would be a terror to deal with.
29. Witchington Commies
Coach: Garcangel
Race: Dark Elf
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 10/3/1
Team Needs: Runners, Linos, maybe Assassins??
The Commies have been agonizingly close to a championship for a while now, including having the #1 seed last season. Though the rules will slightly change their roster, they still expect to be a contender for some time.
Possible Pick: Vince Young / Texas / UT / Thrower / 40 / 14 / OtB, Accurate, Cannoneer
Though not the stud thrower that Jeff George 14 was, Mr Young could provide a similar role while improving over time.
30. Miami Bad Mothersuckers
Coach: spinball
Race: Vampire
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 11/1/2
Team Needs: One Thrower
The Mothersuckers were cruising through the AFC last season until the playoffs, where they faced Brew More before falling to Baltimore thanks in part to some injuries in the first game. You could not find a bigger contrast in two opponents in consecutive games in maybe, ever.
Possible Pick: Countess Licinia / Harvard / HAR / Skilled/Thrower / 60 / 4 / Block , Defensive , Dodge , Pro , Side Step
Though you don't need the Defensive per say, the Countess comes with literally all the other skills that Miami seems to look for on their Vampires.
31. Baltimore Ballhawks
Coach: morehouse
Race: Wood Elf
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/6/3
Team Needs: Literally everything
Holy hell, was Baltimore on a heater in the playoffs. Though they had a 'fine' regular season for a rookie NBFL team, their aggressive playstyle took a huge toll on the team. However, in the single-elimination format of the playoffs, the style almost resulted in a Super Bowl victory. It sure did cost them though!
Possible Pick: Lex Luger SUNY Buffalo SUNY Lineman/Skilled 29 10 Dauntless , Frenzy , Wrestle
Though there might be 'better' Wardancers available, Mr Luger seems to fit the style of play that coach Morehouse employs.
32. Chicago Football Team
Coach: asteflix
Race: Khorne
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/2/5
Team Needs: A bigger wheel-barrel for his huge sack
Shamefully, we let coach Asteflix win the Super Bowl with an awful Blood Bowl race and quite frankly probably the worst roster on paper to claim the title in quite some time. But if you play well and have some things go your way, sometimes that can propel you to victory! Congrats to the very humble champ!
Possible Pick: Jock Ripper / Buboe St. / BUB / Strength / 20 / 0 / Block , Guard , Stand Firm
Nothing flashy, but a player who gets the job done. Very fitting for a team squad simply called the 'Football Team'! |
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Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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Apr 01, 2026 - 04:22 |
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[At a press conference for the NFC New York affiliated franchise, aka the one that wins Super Bowls]
Reporter A: "Coach, is it true that you are bringing in a new scheme with new players this upcoming season?"
Ex-con: "It is. We felt that this was the right time with the new CBA rules to not only send off a previous generation of players into a well-earned retirement, but begin anew with the next wave of successful New York players."
Reporter B: "The last time you changed schemes you made a declaration that you would not stop until the Super Bowl trophy resided on your side of the city. Will you be making the same statement this time as well?"
Ex-con: *laughs* "Well the league was in a very vile place at that point, with a lot of evil-oriented franchises having success. It was imperative that we corrected the league, and I believe we did that."
[Camera pans to the case behind the coach, where two Super Bowl trophies reside]
Reporter A: "What did you tell your players about the change? Surely they were disappointed."
Ex-con: "I think they were more disappointed with how this last season went, failing to make the playoffs. But they also understood that it was the end of an era, and that they had earned retirement. Though many of the players through the years did not make it very long, some have been around for ages.
Bob Kuechenberg [Miami] will go down as a franchise legend, and arguably the greatest Frog player in NBFL history. He was our original Pool 2 Comp pick, and played an astounding 156 games between the two CBA rules during his time, despite every opponent knowing that he was coming to sack the ball carrier.
Blitzer Jawuan Johnson [TCU] played in 98 games, including both Super Bowls, where he was critical in the second half against Brew More and inflicted three casualties against Las Fangsas.
Travis Brown was merely the 47th pick in the draft, working his way from three skills to Legend status with 145 games played in a thankless roadblock role.
I could go on for about three hours, but I know we are here to talk about the future. I'm just glad that some of the players, including these three, were able to leap onto the lilly-pad of retirement, even if some of their injuries will never fully heal."
Reporter C: "I'm sure the old players will enjoy the all-you-can-eat flies that the city will offer them after winning two titles. But tell us, coach, what scheme will you be running this year? What kind of players will you be looking for?"
Ex-con: "Well, we want to continue to have a dynamic team that will punish evil-doers. We will still rely heavily on players that can Dodge, but we do want to have some bigger players that provide Strength as well. And even if they aren't frogs, there is no better place to find these players than the jungles of Lustria. So, without further ado, let me introduce to you-"
Reporter A thinking to themselves: "It's Lizardmen."
Reporter B thinking to themselves: "Lizardmen."
Reporter C thinking to themselves: "It's obviously Lizardmen."
Ex-con: "-The New York Giantesses"
The crowd gasps in astonishment at the curve ball, as several Amazon players enter the room.
Reporter B: "...wow."
Ex-con: "I know everyone is excited, but we are still in the process of putting the team together, and are looking forward to the upcoming draft."
Reporter C: "Your franchise was fortunate enough to win the top pick in the Comp draft again, just like when you started bringing in Frog players. Who do you see yourself targeting in the draft?"
Ex-con: "While I don't want to give away our strategy, you always have a plan on how the team could look. And there are a ton of excellent players to choose from."
Reporter A: "Are the rumors that you're likely to choose 'Style' Adams true then?"
Ex-con: "It does seem like they are the best choice, even if there are others that are equally intriguing."
Reporter C: "We just received word that new Over-Tryant, er, League Commissioner Garc has just kicked off the draft!"
Ex-con: "Wow that was sooner than expected."
Reporter B: "Would you like to announce the pick live for us then since it seems to be a formality at this point?"
Ex-con: "I suppose I could do that."
Reporter A: "You heard it here folks, 'Styles' Adams has just been selected first overall in the Comp draft by the-"
Ex-con: "Chicahga Ursas"
Reporter A: "Newwwhattt???"
Ex-con: "We traded the top pick to coach Nelphine for his Pool 1 and Pool 2 picks. So I need to go back to the war-room and plan out the rest of the draft; thank you for your time."
Reporter C: "But coach-"
[Coach Ex-con leaves the room while the mass of reporters scramble to figure out what just happened and ask a multitude of questions, to no avail.] |
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NBFL Season 36 Draft Grades
The first draft of a new era! Which teams best adjusted to their new roster limits? How many of the first-year teams met their needs? And how many head-scratching moves will we need to discuss? Let's break it all down:
1. Trans-Fat Crisco Porky Diners
Coach: Cervus
Race: Human
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 1/4/9
Team Needs: Best Player Available
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 1 Andre Sam Marshall MAR Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 130 8 Block , Sure Hands , Two Heads , Dodge , AG , AG Catcher
Main 33 Angrboda Steven Slam Diego State SDSA Lineman 29 6 Block, Pro, Tackle Lineman
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: A
2. Dallas TBD
Coach: OTS
Race: OWA
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 2/2/10 (Chaos Dwarfs)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.2 OTS Rodney Brand [ARK] Kansas City Geese KCG Skilled Block, Sure Hands, MA, AG, AG 29 Human Catcher
Comp 2.10 Judah Barah [TT] Denver Bubonics DEN Big Guy Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Claws 0 Tree
Comp 3.10 Martin Fastshield Las Vegas Evaders Lineman Dirty Player, Sneaky Git 5 Dwarf Lineman
Main 2 Hezak Voldimurt U of Teeth TEETH Strength/Blitzer 58 10 Block , Mighty Blow , MA , AG Human blitzer
Main 34 Wolf Blitzer SUNY Buffalo SUNNY Strength/Blitzer 52 10 Guard , Mighty Blow , Stand Firm, Tackle Slayer
Grades:
Ex-con B
Baz A
Aste B
3. Dirtroit Amon-Ra Dawgers
Coach: kakopolis
Race: Tomb Kings
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 2/3/9
Team Needs: One Thrower, One Blitzer
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 3 Robert McLain UCon UCON Skilled 192 32 Block , Dodge , Side Step , Mighty Blow , MA , AG Throw-Ra
Main 36 Haley Steven Addams St. AST Blitzer 55 13 Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle , Dodge Blitz-Ra
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: B+
4. Pittsburgh Preyers
Coach: Keshdr
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 2/3/9
Team Needs: One Blocker, One or Two Flamesmiths
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 4 Tanner Bowles Cantucky CANT Strength/Blitzer 92 15 Mighty Blow , Pro , Tackle , Claws , MA Chaos Dwarf Blocker
Main 35 Tim Russert SUNY Buffalo SUNNY Strength/Blitzer 50 8 Guard , Mighty Blow , Stand Firm, Tackle Chaos dwarf flamesmith
Grade:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: B
5. KC TBD
Coach: Drrek
Race: Lizards
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: N/A (new franchise)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.4 Trevor Clawvian D-Town Dank DET Skilled AG, Block, Dodge, Side Step 23 Skink Runner Lineman
Comp 2.8 Calvin "Megabeast" Johnson Detroit Riots DTR Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer Block, Mighty Blow, [chosen primary] 11 Saurus Blocker
Comp 3.8 DeMarcus Lawrence Dallas Crowbar DAL Blitzer Guard, Tackle 3 Saurus Blocker
Main 5 Alexander Tumor Buboe St. BUB Strength 55 9 Horns , Block , Claw , Mighty Blow , Tackle Saurus Blocker
Main 37 Owen Porter Marshall MAR Big Guy 68 0 Claw , Guard , Stand Firm , Tentacles , Block Saurus Blocker
Grades:
Ex-con: A
Baz: A
6. Memphis Rhinestones
Coach: Amon242
Race: Chaos
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 3/3/8
Team Needs: One Blocker, maybe a dedicated carrier
Draft Notes:
Beastman passer over Blocker? Left with rookie Warrior
Draft Picks:
Main 6 Stayen Green Buboe St. BUB Skilled/Blitzer 60 6 Block , Monstrous Mouth , MA , MA Beastman
Main 38 Big Dig Alexander PSU Horticulturalists PSU Thrower 28 10 Leader, Cloud Burster, Accurate Beastman Thrower
Grades:
Ex-con: C-
Baz: D
7. Buffalo Chill
Coach: Jeffro
Race: Dark Elf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 3/3/8
Team Needs: Better health, Two Witches, maybe Runners
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 7 Judith, Dutchess of Knife Miami-GarcCoin GARC Skilled 68 8 Block , Side Step , Juggernaut , ST Witch
Main 43 Steven McBride Hawaii HAW Skilled 34 14 Wrestle, Dodge, Side Step Assassin
Grades:
Ex-con: A
Baz: A
8. LA (Chargers) TBD
Coach: BaronBucky
Race: High Elf
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 3/4/7 (Orc)
Team Needs: All (new franchise)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.3 Reggae'' Regicide [NORM] Chic'A'Ghost Bats CHI Strength/Blitzer AG, MA, Block, Dodge 17 Dragon Prince
Comp 2.9 Erwin Claggett [StL] D-Town Dank DET Blitzer Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow 10 White lion
Comp 3.9 Henry To'oto'o Houston Treants Lineman Wrestle, Dodge 7 Lino
Main 8 Nick Boyle Delaware DEL Skilled/Blitzer 85 25 Dodge , Tackle , Mighty Blow , MA White Lion
Main 40 Timmy McClain UCF UCF Thrower 47 19 Block, OtB, Cloud Burster, Cannoneer Phoenix Warrior
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: B+
9. Denver Crush
Coach: KidCrestHill
Race: Khorne
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 3/4/7
Team Needs: Aste's devil dice
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 9 Aesa Kiartandottir Drexel DREX Lineman 28 2 Tackle , Guard , ST Lineman
Main 39 Tampon Mexxi Poli POLI Lineman/Skilled 46 4 Grab , Guard , Mighty Blow , Stand Firm Bloodborn Marauder Lineman
Grades:
Ex-con: F
Baz: D+
10. Carolina Underpantzers
Coach: TheRedoubt
Race: Nurgle
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 2/8/4
Team Needs: A carry-Pestigor, maybe replace the Rotspawn
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 10 Tyree Jackson SUNY Buffalo SUNNY Lineman/Skilled 74 17 Sure Hands , Block , Dodge , MA Pesticarrier
Main 41 Buzzing Uihlein Miami (OH) MIA Skilled/Blitzer 47 5 Block , Dodge , Guard , Stand Firm Rotspawn
Grades:
Ex-con: A-
Baz: A-
Aste: B(boring)
11. Orkland Wargs
Coach: Xelron
Race: Orc
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 3/6/5
Team Needs: To make some tough decisions
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 11 Atarebe Rydan Virginia Tech VTECH Thrower 41 9 Dodge , Leader , PA Orc Thrower
Main 42 Chris Lopes UCon UCON Skilled 45 19 Block , MA Line Orc
Grades:
Ex-con: B-
Baz: B
Aste: B(bloat)
12. Arizona TBD
Coach: Lorebass
Race: Undead
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 4/5/5 (Necro)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.7 Norm the Miner [UNCC] Tijuana Charros TEN Big Guy Guard, Stand Firm, Block, Defensive, Pro 12 Mummy
Comp 2.5 Nacho Baldezz [POLI] Miami Thrillers MIA Blitzer Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow 20 Wight
Comp 3.5 Alex Highsmith Bleaksburg Stranglers BAL Skilled Wrestle, Side Step, Strip Ball 9 Ghoul Runner
Main 12 Autumn Chusuk Addams St. AST Big Guy 66 12 Grab , Guard , Block , Defensive Mummy
Main 45 Nikolai Buoniconti Notre Dame NDFA Blitzer 69 1 Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle , Leap , Defensive Wight
Grades:
Ex-con: B--
Baz: B-
Aste: C
13. Deadtlanta Howlcons
Coach: GotrekSlayer
Race: Necromantic
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 4/5/5
Team Needs: Two Golems, one Wraith, and two Ghouls
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 13 Joe Castle Nakron NAK Strength 48 12 Block , Guard , Mighty Blow , Defensive Flesh Golem
Main 44 Jock Ripper Buboe St. BUB Strength 20 0 Block , Guard , Stand Firm Flesh Golem
Grades:
Ex-con: B-
Baz: B
Aste: B
14. Jakesonville Jortles
Coach: mrt1212
Race: Skaven
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 4/6/4
Team Needs: Two Blitzers
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 14 Rich Gannon Delaware DEL Skilled/Blitzer 97 31 Dodge , Side Step , MA , MA Storm Vermin (Blitzer)
Main 46 Ty Warty Miami (OH) MIA Skilled/Blitzer 52 10 Dodge , Mighty Blow , Tackle , Wrestle Storm Vermin (Blitzer)
Grades:
Ex-con: D(on't like)
Baz: C--
Aste: D+
15. New Ziggland Chariots
Coach: Wolvezzz
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 4/2/8
Team Needs: New Bull? Devious Hobs
Draft Notes:
Traded Pick 15 for 25 + 57
Traded Pick 25 for 32 + 64
Draft Picks:
Main 32 Kriss Proctor VIII Navy NAVY Skilled/Thrower 54 0 Block , Strip Ball , Tackle , MA Stabba
Main 47 Dana Tallisan Slam Diego State SDSA Lineman 20 6 Block, Break Tackle Bull
Main 57 Karsyn Pupunu Hawaii HAW Skilled 27 19 Wrestle, Tackle Stabba
Main 64 Keeshawn Silver Cantucky CANT Strength/Blitzer 43 1 Dauntless , Guard , Mighty Blow , Pro CHORF
Grades:
Ex-con: C
Baz: C+
Aste: C-
16. New York (Giants) TBD
Coach: ex-convict
Race: Amazon
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 6/2/6 (Slann, RIP)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Traded Comp 1.1 for 1.8 and 2.4
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.8 Jackie Simpson [MISS] Carolina Pantzers CAR Strength Block, Mighty Blow, ST, Guard, Tentacles 23 Jaguar Warrior
Comp 2.4 Gooey Grossa Tijuana Charros TEN Strength Block, Mighty Blow, Claws, Guard 3 Jaguar Warrior
Comp 2.11 Bonn Sir [NOVA] Floridaman Drunkfins Lineman Fend, AG 10 Linewoman
Comp 3.11 Tom Savage Tampa Neigh Buck'n beards TB Lineman/Skilled Wrestle, Tackle, Dauntless 8 Piranha Warrior
Main 16 Rod Moore Michigaunt MI Skilled 70 8 Block , Dodge , Side Step , Tackle , Mighty Blow Piranha Warrior
Main 49 Colton Staggner Addams St. AST Skilled 75 7 Block , Side Step , Sure Hands , Tackle , MA Python Warrior
Grades:
Ex-con: A
Baz: A
Aste: A
17. SeaCastle BlackArks
Coach: T_Witch
Race: Dark Elf
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 6/2/6
Team Needs: Backup Runner? Lino depth? Assassin(s)???
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 17 Brandon Innis Bro-Hio St. Bro-Hio Skilled 93 27 Block , Side Step , Sprint , MA Assassin
Main 48 Mike Thomas UNLV UNLV Skilled 48 22 Dodge, Tackle, Wrestle Lineman
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: B+
Aste: A-
18. Cincinnati TBD
Coach: Dutchlife
Race: Lizards
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/5/4 (Tomb Kings)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.10 Roddy White Atlatl Flechettes Lineman/Skilled AG, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet, Catch 0 Skink Lineman
Comp 2.2 Ethan Sssaundersss [CAL] Carolina Pantzers CAR Strength Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 9 Saurus Blocker
Comp 3.2 Derrick Brown Carolina Pantzers CAR Strength Block, Mighty Blow 11 Saurus Blocker
Main 18 Rotting Bob Kieslev St. KST Blitzer 45 3 Frenzy , Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle Saurus Blocker
Main 50 Slow Tony Kieslev St. KST Big Guy 32 6 Grab , Guard , Block Saurus Blocker
Grades:
Ex-con: A-
Baz: A
Aste: A-
19. Houston TBD
Coach: Bazakastine
Race: High Elf
Division: AFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3 (Orc)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.9 Midnight Dancer [UPIKE] NOLA Death from Above Skilled/Blitzer Dodge, AG, Strip Ball, Leap 19 white lion
Comp 2.3 Natal "Starr Killer" Adams [MIA] Carolina Pantzers CAR Skilled/Blitzer Wrestle, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dauntless 30 White Lion
Comp 3.3 Roberto 'BigTen' [POL] HEnnessy Titanic Hangovers HEH Lineman Dodge, Guard 8 Lineelf
Main 19 Excelsior Monterey Miami-GarcCoin GARC Skilled/Blitzer 54 22 Dodge , Side Step , Guard Dragon Prince
Main 52 Keenan McCardell UNLV UNLV Skilled 53 15 Guard , MA Dragon Prince
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: ?
Aste: A-
20. New Orleans TBD
Coach: dashergeaux
Race: Black Orc
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3 (Human)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.5 Ben Hartsock Atlatl Flechettes Lineman/Skilled AG, Side Step, Sprint, Block 0 Goblin
Comp 2.7 Hurc Khornolina Black Hats Skilled/Blitzer Block,Side Step,Mighty Blow 1 Black Orc
Comp 3.7 Emmanuel Derth Kansas City Geese KCG Blitzer Guard, Mighty Blow 1 Black Orc
Main 20 Worm Town Jumps Hop JHK Skilled/Blitzer 60 18 Block , Dodge , Guard , Side Step Black Orc
Main 51 Maruve Kern Virginia Tech VTECH Big Guy 46 8 Block , Pro , MA Trained Troll
Grades:
Ex-con: C++
Baz: C+
Aste: C- (after class)
21. Chicago TBD
Coach: Nelphine
Race: Undead
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: N/A (new franchise)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Traded 1.8 + 2.4 for 1.1
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.1 Style'' Adams Chic'A'Ghost Bats CHI Skilled ST, MA, Block, ST 16 Ghoul
Comp 3.4 Kansas City Geese KCG Blitzer Guard, Mighty Blow 1 Undead Wight
Main 21 Joseph McNarney Air Force AF Big Guy 57 0 Guard , Stand Firm , Tentacles , Block Mummy
Main 53 Michael Junio UDub UDUB Thrower 50 4 Cannoneer , Cloud Burster , Dump-Off , Fumblerooski , Nerves of Steel , On The Ball Undead Wight
Grades:
Ex-con: S
Baz: B-
Aste: C-
22. Las Vegas TBD
Coach: wintergreen13
Race: Tomb Kings
Division: AFC West
Previous Record: 11/1/2 (Vampire)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.6 S. Smith Sr. [CAR] HEnnessy Titanic Hangovers HEH Skilled Block, Dodge, Sprint, Side Step, AG 35 Throw-Ra
Comp 2.6 Butkus [ATL] Miami Thrillers MIA Blitzer Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 1 Blitzer
Comp 3.6 Ikem Ekwonu Carolina Pantzers CAR Strength Block, Mighty Blow 9 Tomb Guardian
Main 22 Devon Hightower Nakron NAK Strength 36 6 Block , Grab , Guard , Mighty Blow Mummy... er.... Tomb Guardian
Main 54 Red Rock IVCC IVCC Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 26 0 Block , Guard , Mighty Blow Tomb Guardian
Grade:
Ex-con: B(onnie)
Baz: Sure
Aste: B+
23. Green Bay TBD
Coach: happygrue
Race: Necromantic
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/6/1 (Nurgle)
Team Needs: All (new)
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.11 Coch Lear [DUKE] Atlatl Flechettes Strength/Blitzer Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Break Tackle, Guard 26 Flesh Golem
Comp 2.1 Michael Saffell [CAL] Detroit Riots DTR Strength Block, Guard, [chosen primary] 21 Flesh Golem
Comp 3.1 Daniel Jakeuale Jakesonville Jortles Skilled/Blitzer Tackle, Diving Tackle, Dodge 10 Wraith
Main 23 LaVander McMillions Miami-GarcCoin GARC Skilled/Blitzer 65 17 Dodge , Side Step , Tackle , Mighty Blow Wolf
Main 55 Michael von Bargen XII Navy NAVY Strength/Big Guy 38 12 Grab , Guard , Mighty Blow Wraith
Grades:
Ex-con: B
Baz: B-
Aste: B
24. Minnesota TBD
Coach: charlie1331
Race: Chaos
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/2/5 (in NFC East)
Team Needs: Best Player Available
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 24 Charles Montgomery Marshall MAR Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 42 3 Strip Ball , Tackle , Two Heads , Wrestle Beastman
Main 56 Joe McHale Delaware DEL Lineman 0 0 (none) Whatever he wants
Grades:
Ex-con: F
Baz: C-
Aste: A
25. Philthadelphia Diseagles
Coach: Arcayn
Race: Nurgle
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 8/3/3 (in AFC West)
Team Needs: ...Best Rotter Available?
Draft Notes:
Traded 25 + 57 for Pick 15
Draft Picks:
Main 15 Talik Keaton Marshall MAR Lineman/Skilled/Blitzer 46 23 Block , Mighty Blow , Tackle Rotter
Grades:
Ex-con: M(ean)
Baz: C
Aste: D(on't pick)
26. Los Angeles Glams
Coach: Stimme
Race: High Elf
Division: NFC West
Previous Record: 8/5/1
Team Needs: Replace players for better fits with new positions?
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 26 Kaden Iona Troy TROY Thrower 54 2 Accurate , Leader , Block , Dump-Off , Dodge Thrower
Main 58 Andrew Stillman Sacred Lentil St. SLST Blitzer 42 0 Break Tackle , Guard , Mighty Blow , Tackle White Lion Blitzer
Grades:
Ex-con: B
Baz: B+
Aste: A
27. Brew More Gents
Coach: ryanfitz
Race: Dwarf
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 7/3/4
Team Needs: Two Troll Slayers, One Runner, One Blitzer
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 27 Murer Durer No. Virginia NOVA Skilled/Blitzer 42 21 Stand Firm, Shadowing, [Chosen Primary], [Chosen Primary] Blitzer
Main 59 Vince Young Texas UT Thrower 40 14 OtB, Accurate, Cannoneer Slayer
Grades:
Ex-con: C+
Baz: B-
Aste: C
28. Vampa Bay Familiars
Coach: shook_one
Race: Vampire
Division: NFC South
Previous Record: 7/4/3
Team Needs: One Blitzer, maybe upgrade one Runner
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 28 Ivory Sully Delaware DEL Skilled/Blitzer 48 16 Dodge , Tackle , MA Vamp Blitzer
Main 60 Hopslam Ale Jumps Hop JHK Skilled 47 12 Dauntless , Tackle , Dodge , Wrestle Vampire Runner
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: C
Aste: B-
29. Witchington Commies
Coach: Garcangel
Race: Dark Elf
Division: NFC East
Previous Record: 10/3/1
Team Needs: Runners, Linos, maybe Assassins??
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 29 Sophia Aloysius, CFO Miami-GarcCoin GARC Skilled 63 9 Accurate , Dodge , Pass , PA Runner
Main 61 Karsen Barnhart Michigaunt MI Strength 14 6 Block , Guard Lineman
Grades:
Ex-con: A
Baz: A-
Aste: A
30. Miami Bad Mothersuckers
Coach: spinball
Race: Vampire
Division: AFC East
Previous Record: 11/1/2
Team Needs: One Thrower
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Main 30 Countess Licinia Harvard HAR Skilled/Thrower 60 4 Block , Defensive , Dodge , Pro , Side Step Thrower
Main 62 Patrick Kane SUNY Buffalo SUNNY Lineman/Skilled 14 7 Kick , Tackle , Wrestle Thrall
Grades:
Ex-con: B+
Baz: B
Aste: A-
31. Baltimore Ballhawks
Coach: morehouse
Race: Wood Elf
Division: AFC North
Previous Record: 5/6/3
Team Needs: Literally everything
Draft Notes:
Draft Picks:
Comp 1.12 Line Denver Bubonics DEN Lineman ST, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Claws 30 ?
Comp 2.12 Justin Fields [BRO] Houston Treants Thrower Cannoneer, Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Pass, Dodge 24 thrower
Comp 3.12 Artanis AncalĂmon III Woodington Barkskins WAS Skilled Block, Guard,Surefeet 5 catcher
Main 31 Jimmy Goes Kieslev St. KST Skilled 38 4 Shadowing , Block , Side Step , Strip Ball wardancer
Main 63 Bodacious II IVCC IVCC Big Guy 28 2 Juggernaut , Stand Firm , Tentacles wardancer
Grades:
Ex-con: B.
Baz: A-
Aste: B
32. Chicago Football Team
Coach: asteflix
Race: Khorne
Division: NFC North
Previous Record: 7/2/5
Team Needs: A bigger wheel-barrel for his huge sack
Draft Notes:
Traded 32 + 64 for 25
Draft Picks:
Main 25 Mike Mogtoglian Sacred Lentil St. SLST Skilled 66 2 Dodge , Block , Tackle , Break Tackle , Mighty Blow Khornegor
Grades:
Ex-con: A-
Baz: F(or no frenzy)
Aste: A+ |
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