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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 09, 2010 - 03:04 Reply with quote Back to top

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Pitro ran the tip of his index finger along one brow and then the other, flicking the sweat away before it could run into his eyes. He let out a long sigh and jammed his shovel into the clay. Looking up he could see the sun peaking over the edge of the grave as the morning stretched into afternoon. “Voncal, can you get me a drink of water? Hey, where are you?”

Voncal shook his head as he picked up the empty wineskin. The boisterous group of Norsemen were singing a fight song badly out of key. They walked along the path that ran next to the West fence of the cemetery heading away from Flatrock Stadium. “No respect for the dead,” he muttered in their general direction. “As if this were some dump you can just toss your trash into…,” he heard Pitro call to him and headed back towards the East wall.

Voncal lay down on the grass and extended the bucket to Pitro. He took several gulps of the cool water and then poured the remainder over his head. “I figure it’s deep enough, boss,” said Voncal. “You want to come up?” After getting the nod, he lowered the wooden ladder into the hole.

Pitro and Voncal rolled the handcart closer to the grave and both grunted as they lifted up on the handles. Three elf bodies took turns rolling and flipping off the wooden surface down into their final resting place. The pair grabbed their shovels and began to throw dirt on the trio of bodies twisted in awkward positions where they landed.

After a half hour of work, Voncal leaned both hands on the handle of his shovel. “You know, boss. I’m getting pretty tired of burying elves.” He flicked his pointed ear back and forth to shoo away a fly that was trying to land on the tip. “Just once I’d like to push the earth over some Orcs or Dwarves.” He twisted his mouth up in a half smile.

“Yeah,” agreed Pitro. “That would be a nice change of pace.” His eyes glanced over to the rim of the stadium just visible over the trees. “That would be real nice for once.”


E.L.F. Season XXI has begun with a special award being set aside for the elf team that racks up the most casualties in its scoring matches!

The season runs from 12:01 a.m. on March 7th, 2010 and end promptly at 11:59 p.m. on April 30th, 2010.

Head on over to the group page to sign up with your elf team. Already a member? Well get playing!

New coaches and teams are welcome.

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 09, 2010 - 03:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Here's a version of the bio table that Mnemon made a little bit user friendly for the html challenged:
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<table width="100%" border="1" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" bordercolordark="#000000"><!--
--><tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="12"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">E.L.F - Opponent Team Categories - Season XXI</font><!--
--> </td><!--
--> </tr><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle" bgcolor="#FFFF00"><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Category</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Total Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- Category A start --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#AAAA66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat A (Brutal)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Dwarves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/dlongbeard1b.gif" alt="Dwarf" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Dwarves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Dwarves --><!--
--> <!-- Chaos Dwarves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cddwarf1b.gif" alt="Chaos Dwarf" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Chaos Dwarves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Chaos Dwarves --><!--
--> <!-- Khemri --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/kmmummy1b.gif" alt="Khemri" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Khemri below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Khemri --><!--
--> <!-- What follows: Unused Cells, skip --><!--
--> <td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--> <!-- Continue --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category A --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category A below --> <!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category A --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category A--><!--
--><!-- Category B--><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#BBBB66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat B (Strong)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Chaos --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cwarrior1b.gif" alt="Chaos" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Chaos below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Chaos --><!--
--> <!-- Orc --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/oblitzer1b.gif" alt="Orc" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Orc below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Orc --><!--
--> <!-- Ogre --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/ogre1b.gif" alt="Ogre" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Ogres below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Ogre --><!--
--> <!-- Undead --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/uwight1b.gif" alt="Undead"><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Undead below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Undead --><!--
--> <!-- Pact Teams --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cbeastman1b.gif" alt="Pact Teams"><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Pact Teams below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--><!-- /Pact Teams --><!--
--><!-- Points Category B --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category B below --> <!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category B --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category B --><!--
--><!-- Category C --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#CCCC66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat C (Average)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Amazons --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/amblitzer1b.gif" alt="Amazons" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!--Enter score against Amazons below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Amazons --><!--
--> <!-- Humans --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/hblitzer1b.gif" alt="Human" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Humans below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Humans --><!--
--> <!-- Norse --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/nblitzer1b.gif" alt="Norse" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Norse below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--><!-- /Norse --><!--
--> <!-- Nurgle's Rotters --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/rtrotter1b.gif" alt="Nurgle's Rotters" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Nurgle's Rotters below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Unused Cells below. Skip. --> <!--
--> <td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--> <!-- Continue --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category C --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category C below --> <!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category C --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category C --><!--
--><!-- Category D --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#DDDD66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat D (Elf)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Dark Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/deblitzer1b.gif" alt="Dark Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Dark Elves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Dark Elves --><!--
--> <!-- High Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/heblitzer1b.gif" alt="High Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against High Elves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /High Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Pro Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/epblitzer1b.gif" alt="Pro Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Pro Elves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Pro Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Wood Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/weblitzer1b.gif" alt="Wood Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Wood Elves below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Wood Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Unused Cells below. Skip. --><!--
--> <td>&nbsp;</td><td>&nbsp;</td><!--
--> <!-- Continue. --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category D --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category D below --> <!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category D --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category D --><!--
--><!-- Category E --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#EEEE66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat E (Odd)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Necromantic --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/ngolem1b.gif" alt="Necromantic" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Necros below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Necromantic --><!--
--> <!-- Lizardmen --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/lmsaurus1b.gif" alt="Lizardmen" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Lizardmen below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Lizardmen --><!--
--> <!-- Skaven --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/skrunner1b.gif" alt="Skaven" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Skaven below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Skaven --><!--
--> <!-- Stunties --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/goblin1b.gif" alt="Stunties" /><img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1b.gif" alt="Stunties" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against ONE of the Stunty Races below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Stunties --><!--
--> <!-- Vampires --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/vampire1b.gif" alt="Vampires" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Vampires below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Points Category E --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category E below --> <!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category E --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category E --><!--
--> <tr valign="middle" align="center"><!--
--> <td bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="9"><!--
--> <i>(Season XXI of E.L.F March 7, 2010 - April 30, 2010)</i><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Total Score --><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="2"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Grand Total:</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total Score below --><!--
--> &nbsp;<!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Total Score --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--></table>


Copy and paste everything into your team bio and the html will magically activate and give you a place to manually track you scores.

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 09, 2010 - 03:10 Reply with quote Back to top

  • 1 littlestone [ R] Alfirinlif 108 Elf 2010-03-05 09:35:05
  • 2 gjopie [ B] Elven Super Villains 100 High Elf 2010-03-07 21:35:56
  • 3 gjopie [ B] Doom Gate Guardsmen 100 Dark Elf 2010-03-07 23:10:25

3 new teams to start off this Season XXI. Get yours in on the fun!

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 09, 2010 - 13:21 Reply with quote Back to top

One more...
  • AxeMurder [ R] MacGyver 175 Dark Elf 2010-03-09 05:03:26

Get your boots in gear and join up!

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PirateRob



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 09, 2010 - 21:31 Reply with quote Back to top

What about my Elf-Bowl? Why don't they ever get accepted?
pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 03:24 Reply with quote Back to top

  • 1 nazgob [ R] Dwihn Athel 148 Elf 2010-03-09 14:48:51
  • 2 Buzz [ R] Malicious Militia 199 Dark Elf 2010-03-09 20:05:39
  • 3 lemf [ R] Dudley Nightshades 191 Dark Elf 2010-03-09 23:55:16

Another trio ready to draw blood.

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 20:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Another pair of teams enter...
  • 1 Nightbird [ R] Dark Land Ravens 107 Dark Elf 2010-03-10 06:43:12
  • 2 Were_M_Eye [ B] Zoo Bureau 127 Wood Elf 2010-03-10 19:22:28

You can inflict more casualties than these guys, can't you?

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lukoshiukas



Joined: Dec 29, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 23:42 Reply with quote Back to top

heya, another woodies joining you if it is possible Smile got mighty blow so i 'll try to do my best Smile)

[R] Black Company!!! Wood Elf 80000 1/1/1 129 / 101
Were_M_Eye



Joined: Sep 24, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 10, 2010 - 23:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Is the score retroactive from March 7th or is it from the point of signup (2010-03-10 19:22:28 for me)?

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 11, 2010 - 02:23 Reply with quote Back to top

All scoring is from the very start (March 7th). The java program doesn't know when you were accepted, so it scores every match regardless of when you joined. That's why I cut off the membership after 2 weeks.

Speaking of joining...
  • 1 Leniyuhl [ B] Kosmonauts In A Hurry 100 Wood Elf 2010-03-11 00:20:10
Here's another one!

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 11, 2010 - 14:11 Reply with quote Back to top

And another:
  • 1 lukoshiukas [ R] Black Company!!! 135 Wood Elf 2010-03-11 09:31:16

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Chrome_ghoul



Joined: May 31, 2008

Post   Posted: Mar 11, 2010 - 17:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Forgive a possibly silly question. Do I need to rejoin with a team I played with in last season?

Oh, and will we be getting weekly sneak peeks of the scores like in season XX?
pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 12, 2010 - 22:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Chrome_ghoul wrote:
Forgive a possibly silly question. Do I need to rejoin with a team I played with in last season?

Oh, and will we be getting weekly sneak peeks of the scores like in season XX?


Not unless you left the group. If you're still a member, play away. And, yes - I'll do a scoring update once a week and I might run a sneak-peak before the weekend is out.

Good things happen in threes! Or is that, "the famous die in threes?" Bah, we'll find out soon enough...
  • 1 Tathar [ R] Woodland Gods 275 Wood Elf 2010-03-11 17:03:04
  • 2 DudeBro [ R] Cydonia Crew 100 Dark Elf 2010-03-12 10:09:53
  • 3 DudeBro [ R] Wild Wood Wrestlers 128 Wood Elf 2010-03-12 10:24:01

Still lots of time to get your active Elf teams in on the season!

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pizzamogul



Joined: Jun 13, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2010 - 01:55 Reply with quote Back to top

Here is a sneak peak at the scores to date for Season XXI.

Top 10 Scores
1 Zoo Bureau - 199*
2 Athel Loren Savages - 130
3 MacGyver - 110
4 ELFs from the [B]lack Forrest - 86
5 Wild Wood Wrestlers - 82
6 Dwihn Athel - 80
7 Bau-Haus - 67
8 Rano Raraku - 66
9 Malicious Militia - 59
10 Hawkheim Harlequins - 54

Categories
A Dwihn Athel (Elf) - 66
B Rano Raraku (Dark Elf) - 48
C Bau-Haus (High Elf) - 39
D Athel Loren Savages (Wood Elf) - MacGyver (Dark Elf) - 38
E MacGyver (Dark Elf) - 49

Match records
Most TDs Joe's Commandos (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Kosmonauts In A Hurry (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Against Hawkheim Harlequins (Elf) - 9
Highest Gate Lifrig-Pool's Kopite Kings (Elf) - 173000

Top 10 Cas Challenge
1 Zoo Bureau - 14
2 Wild Wood Wrestlers - 8
3 Kosmonauts In A Hurry - 8
4 Rano Raraku - 7
5 MacGyver - 7
6 Bau-Haus - 6
7 New Forest Rangers - 5
8 Greatest Team Ever - 5
9 High Princes - 5
10 Black Company!!! - 5
11 Dwihn Athel - 5
12 Malicious Militia - 5

Top 10 Casualties Against
1 Kosmonauts In A Hurry - 20
2 Zoo Bureau - 19
3 Athel Loren Savages - 17
4 Samovar Sinensis - 11
5 Hawkheim Harlequins - 11
6 Malicious Militia - 10
7 Black Company!!! - 9
8 Bau-Haus - 8
9 Leaping Lepprechauns - 8
10 Rano Raraku - 8
11 Folsom Prison Blues - 8

Don't miss out on the fun. Full update coming Sunday.

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MadTias



Joined: Jun 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 13, 2010 - 17:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Games like this are what ELF is all about. Very Happy Chasing that 5 TD bonus makes it all the more fun when the poor bashers are expecting a stall. Cool
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