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Bobs



Joined: Feb 26, 2009

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 03:52 Reply with quote Back to top

/me steps sideways

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Barre



Joined: Aug 09, 2003

Post 1 Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:02 Reply with quote Back to top

As promised here are the Twahnlow awards for Season XXXX, not these are the statistic based awards, not a result of the voting. For the new guys, these awards are normally in 3 categories Gold, Silver, and Bronze, for Prem, Conf, and Regiies respectively. Since Season XXXX only contained Conf there will only be Silver awards.

  • Silver Twahnlow - Most twahnlow votes
    Harald Son of Harald on 18 votes
  • Silver Fists - Lowest block/casualty ratio (min: 3 cas)
    Coffin Fodder (3.75) Ankle Grab United, Mummy
  • Silver Knuckles - Highest number of casualties
    The Grinch (9) Seussville Slammers, Mummy
  • Silver Shield - Highest number of blocks
    Ltrchl (66) Slumbering Skink, Saurus
    Pandemonium (66) Chaos All Sorts, Minotaur
  • Silver Boot - Most fouls
    Alex Delarge (9) Hatted Heroes, Hobgoblin
  • Silver Glove - Most Interceptions
    Not awarded, minimum of 2 required
  • Silver Arm - Highest yardage/completion ratio (min: 3 cmp)
    Sticky Fingers G. (6.33) Pimpin' Aint Easy, Thrower
  • Silver Boomerang - Most completions
    Limelight (11) Tribute to Allan Parsons, Catcher
  • Silver Arrow - Most yards gained from passing
    Elisandro Luthien (33) Amazingly High Elves, Thrower
  • Silver Slipper - Most yards gained from rushing
    Harald Son of Harald (170) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
    Steff (170) Psych Lab, Gutter Runner
  • Silver Ball - Most touchdowns
    Harald Son of Harald (8) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
  • Silver Star - Most SPP gained in the season
    Hazem bin Khalifa al Nayan (31) Bedouin Falcons, Runner
  • Silver Heart NEW - Most Turns on the Pitch
    Robert Brout (113) Large Head-on Colliders, Bull Centaur


Congratulations to all players and coaches of players.

Note: Silver Twahnlow to come soon

Edit: Updated awards, award changes exist for Silver Shield, Silver Boomerang, and Silver Star

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Bobs



Joined: Feb 26, 2009

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Gee who's team got the new twahnlow ?? why is there a new twahnlow ??
Who's in charge of the stats ??

Blatant nepotism there methinks

Very Happy

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Barre



Joined: Aug 09, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:18 Reply with quote Back to top

LOL, you wouldn't believe how long it took me diigging around to find an award to give to myself. Wink

Seriously though, FYI, turns per game is a newly tracked stat in the client.

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swladmin



Joined: Sep 22, 2010

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:21 Reply with quote Back to top

Only a couple of days to get those Twahnlow votes in people!

We have a frontrunner at this point, on 18 votes - can anyone possibly catch him?

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Morgion



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:56 Reply with quote Back to top

Man im freaking spewing I missed two games, I could've easily got some more awards. Silver Arm is sweet for minimum amount of games. Cheers for the stats!

Votes per game ratio!! Go go go!! Razz

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Morgion



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 06:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Grats to all winners of course Smile some very cool stats there!

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Satans_mechanic



Joined: Jul 17, 2004

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 08:44 Reply with quote Back to top

Barre wrote:
  • Silver Fists - Lowest block/casualty ratio (min: 3 cas)
    Coffin Fodder (3.75) Ankle Grab United, Mummy


Not a bad effort considering she only lasted 2 games. Razz

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Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 09:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Barre wrote:
  • Silver Slipper - Most yards gained from rushing
    Harald Son of Harald (170) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
    Steff (170) Psych Lab, Gutter Runner
  • Silver Ball - Most touchdowns
    Harald Son of Harald (8 ) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
  • Silver Star - Most SPP gained in the season
    Harald Son of Harald (29) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner


A reporter attending the post-season binge in the Whalekillers longhouse got the following comment on the triple accolade from an intoxicated and chanting Harald Son of Harald.

"Im Son of Harald, yes of the REAL Harald. All you other sons of Haralds are just sons of noharalds, so wont Son of REAL Harald, please jump-up, please jump-up" etc etc...
ClayInfinity



Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 09:51 Reply with quote Back to top

PROTEST!

My Dwarf runner has 31spp!

I call shenanigans!!

Is this some sort of anti-Muslim bigotry?

Are we not welcome in the SWL?

Al humdilalah! A'Mashala'allah!

Click here for the real most SPP player.
Barre



Joined: Aug 09, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 09:59 Reply with quote Back to top

Hold the phone folks, looks like we may be missing a game or two.. a correct list will be published by tomorrow.

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Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Jul 29, 2011 - 10:39 Reply with quote Back to top

ClayInfinity wrote:
Click here for the real most SPP player.

Blatant cheating by the Bedouins. Like everything else, you have obviously bought these SPPs from a NWL team or something...
Bobs



Joined: Feb 26, 2009

Post   Posted: Jul 30, 2011 - 04:07 Reply with quote Back to top

So ... ummm
When's next season start.

Draft done, no trial anymore, what are you slackers doing.

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BeefyGoodness



Joined: Nov 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 30, 2011 - 06:14 Reply with quote Back to top

LOL yeah! its been a whole day! Smile

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Barre



Joined: Aug 09, 2003

Post   Posted: Jul 30, 2011 - 10:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Ok, we were missing 4 games from the end of the season, they have now been included and the new award calculations are complete.

Unfortunately this means, The Chad loses his Silver Boomerang, and Harald Son of Harald loses his Silver Star. Ltrchl now shares his Silver Shield.

Carry on.

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