Trickey
Joined: Oct 10, 2018
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Jul 19, 2026 - 10:04 |
 
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Osbbl is back forks and so is the delightful raspings of the Mascara snake the one time crown prince of Osbbl and now overlord. Please remember all complaints about the referees go to NAf official secret channels.
Lets have a look at the squads participating in this historic season.
The Rattus Invictus division is full of inexperience and bluster. One mystery squad looks to enter the league soon and we look forward to their entrance. The Cretinous Oaf oils up their Stallions and Boars, and we look forward to our new Whale blubber oil sponsorship coming in to keep these devious machines moving. In preseason, they shocked a few with suddenly creaking to a halt, but hey, better that than being stoned to death by the crowd. Fatal Flaw is the boar to look out for we believe.
The Lumbra Jack stole hearts and minds quite literally beating down their opponents in the Secret Smack and driving at least one coach “Hopping Mad”. The hardy foresters have been tipped as hard to beat, but we know in Osbbl we like a good beating. With 11 games 10 Casualties and 3 MVP’s we all Reckon Boof is the next big thing.
The Savage Gorks were runners up in the Smack and they are looking to continue their beatdowns in the league. Top touch down scorer Braxton Ellyjoo is the Gork to watch. When interviewed about what the secret is to scoring, he ate the reporter so we may never know his secrets.
Base and Pray, every coach has had one eye on this squad, and they will look to represent the bog they have crawled out of. With religion being on the rise in the league, will their deity cover all the bases? Lilliana Carpo with 4 games 4 touch downs a casualty on there stat line they are tipped as a future hall of famer.
Bear Witness the religious zealots from Kislev have spent their preseason worshiping bear figurines while reciting acts from the book of Nuffl. They are here to vanquish the gret unwashed, how they can do this with the stench coming out their changing room is unknown. They spent the entire Smack burying players after numerous beatdowns.
Ryder Candles "Shouts at clouds" has the all time highest punt yards records for the Smack and this may never be under threat.
None More Block are back! The Black Dwarfs have something to prove. Pereinial underdogs will this year end with the sword? Nigel Tufnel is still the fastest Dwarf in all of Blood Bowl and we are excited to see them breaking more Dwarf land speed records.
The Rigor Mortis Rockets return as well a much loved team from Splatterfest, they just go from strength to strength, and my god, the Zombies look younger each season. Reports say it is all down to Necromancer Ricardo’s pre-game chanting. Isla Gallion is the Enchanted Zombie all Skeletons want to danse with.
Wee r da Champignons division is set to be ready for all the Fungi’s (and Gals) to play in.
With a couple of squads yet to be confirmed let us look at the dastardly crowd.
That’s a Paddlin are a devout Sister’s of Sigma cult side set up to beat the evil out the league in the most painful way imaginable. Margaret Sudir, team captain, with an impressive 11 casualties in 6 games has certianily led her team in action we are scared to see what impressions she leaves on the league.
The Bone Puppies had asolid Secret Smack and look to up the ante as they go into the season proper. The Giant catcher Titus Scythia has stolen all the plaudits, but are Catchers meant to score Titus has been too hell-bent on beating down the opponents.
Everybodys challenging but you. This is so true. The Demons of Tzeneetch seemingly have a few more tricks up their sleeves (Do they have sleeves-ed). This team comes in with no previous games but we all have a good look at Who, What,I Don't Know and Why.
Somewhere deep in the Southern Waste Lands is an enchanted forest with the trees decorated by the heads of their enemies. The Daintree Decapators are the most vicious trees in the land. With limited preseason games they are still a bit of a mystery. Oak is the tree all others want to be.
The Wintermouth Wanderers are a late addition shrouded in pomp and hysteria. The camp rolled into Osbbl with a circus-like entourage. The skin wolf Titus Owin and Norse Radier Dandy Gutpunch are the players
coach Volleyvaunt Wuppertall has asked us to endorse.
What a season we have ahead. |
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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Jul 19, 2026 - 16:38 |
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is there an open spot? |
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