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Favourite beer style
Lager
28%
 28%  [ 27 ]
Stout
33%
 33%  [ 32 ]
Bitter
16%
 16%  [ 16 ]
Pie
21%
 21%  [ 20 ]
Total Votes : 95


PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 01, 2021 - 14:43 Reply with quote Back to top

After finishing up the last game, the team bus got lost in the underworld and ended up at a different stadium where there was... another dark elf team looking for a game.

Time to beat some drow brow bro!

We recieved and Princess Beer Git made an early break to score while the rest of the team tied up elves. Literlly tied them up. They requested it, kinky gits.

The next drive ended in a TD for the pale pretenders, despite Buster Highman's last gasp hero sack on the line.

THEN TRAGEDY STRUCK: at the start of the second half, a lone snowflake held the ball in the backfield. Fleegle Fluffmuffin, ever the oppurtunist shouted for President Merkin Muffley to throw him in range for a blitz. Muffley thought he said 'wouldn't i taste nice with chips' and bit his head off.

As blood spurted from the stump, soaking the field with sorrow and the life potential of a wasted future legend, the uncaring gary numan fans walked in another touchdown. Shameful.

The rest of the game was a blur of tears, and head coach paddy can't even remember the score. Maybe we won? It doesn't matter. Fleegle's dead. Muffley's not to blame, it was the Underworld that killed him. Gotta get outta this place.
rolo



Joined: Mar 31, 2016

Post   Posted: Feb 01, 2021 - 20:55 Reply with quote Back to top

RIP Fleegle Fluffmuffin. Brutal season so far for the Swear Box.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Feb 01, 2021 - 21:18 Reply with quote Back to top

6 games? +$1 for heroics, that's $7, right?

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stej



Joined: Jan 05, 2009

Post   Posted: Feb 02, 2021 - 00:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Play more games! Play more games!
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Feb 02, 2021 - 01:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Donated.

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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 02, 2021 - 08:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Yes rolo, it's 5 deaths in 6 games so far.

Cheers, JackassRampant, $7 is great.

I'll do my best, stej!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 06, 2021 - 15:13 Reply with quote Back to top

Activating now, get ready for blood
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 06, 2021 - 16:32 Reply with quote Back to top

Game 7 Match Report

After the last few games playing lesser races, we at last were able to get a match up with some decent chaps, fellas we could understand: some goats, a bull, and some 'chosen' guys (chosen for what?).

They recieved the ball and soon regretted it, as Archie Dictomy went on the rampage, throwing warriors and the mino around like rag dolls, resisting all attempts to put him down, breaking a jaw and knocking out another unfortunate, then twice sacking the ball carrier. Kryten did his bit too with an accurate bomb, for the initial sack that caused the chaos lads to scramble back. Turns out they were chosen for humiliation, as 'Ard Nob ran it in with seconds on the clock.

All Princess Beer Git had to do was run it down the touchline while the trolls occupied a weakened opposition, but she was having one her days, and fell over. A spirited defence of the counter attack delayed them scoring until the final whistle, and we won 1-1.
csk73



Joined: Feb 24, 2008

Post   Posted: Feb 08, 2021 - 13:30 Reply with quote Back to top

I'm in, Earwax Sculptor hoping to play soon!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 09, 2021 - 08:12 Reply with quote Back to top

csk73 wrote:
I'm in, Earwax Sculptor hoping to play soon!


Nice one bud, he will be hired after the next game Smile
FRSHMN



Joined: Feb 25, 2013

Post   Posted: Feb 09, 2021 - 10:36 Reply with quote Back to top

All Eyes On: Princess Beer Git

Games played: 6
Leaping TD's: 2

That's 10$ so far, and she's still running... and leaping... more or less Very Happy

Back to you, Jim.
Araznaroth



Joined: Oct 08, 2008

Post   Posted: Feb 09, 2021 - 14:06 Reply with quote Back to top

Can I just buy a case of beers? Will gladly fund this site!! Very Happy
Gnoblar



Joined: Mar 01, 2017

Post   Posted: Feb 09, 2021 - 14:54 Reply with quote Back to top

'Ard Nob's sponsor is paying out on the TD!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 11, 2021 - 15:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Araznaroth wrote:
Can I just buy a case of beers? Will gladly fund this site!! Very Happy


Hi Mate, i have a couple of spare bottles, PM me your address and i'll send you one Smile

Activating now, limp bizkit on the tape deck, lets break some heads!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 11, 2021 - 17:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Game 8 Match report

Our opponents for this game were some cold blooded dudes. Despite Fawcett Inn Stout waving his saw about and accidentally injuring the krox, their wasn't much we could do to stop them scoring. The Cunning Stuntman was on hand to provide the equaliser via a throw from the President.

Second half, the kick was deep and the defence very organised. After retrieving the ball, it was a simple matter for the lizards to walk it in, incidentally killing Smelly Flaps, who was making his debut. The last thing his mum, Hairy Flaps, said to him before leaving the house was: 'don't get killed'. Ironic.

There was time to equalise, but we didn't really fancy it.
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