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Trickey



Joined: Oct 10, 2018

Post   Posted: Sep 05, 2021 - 07:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Well Folks here we are the Awards Ceremony everyone is waiting for. I am here the Mascara Snake clarinet player for Silky's old band and with me I have this season's co-commentator the channeled spirit of Donald Trump Plague Censor bearer for the Putrid Proud who perished in last seasons Sucker Cup.

What a season Trump still no sign of Silky but as long as he keeps signing the cheques we should be good.

Well a hell of a season and having a sneak peek at the glittering prizes maybe they will be enough to have Silky return to his kingdom Snake.

The Sword is set up with a mixture of legendary names of seasons gone like Banda Sagarda de Magritta and the Gaen Vale Griffons in their 6th season of Osbbl. Then we have the new names of Miras Mauraders the Desperate House Husbands, Ghotz Ships and the Slaneshi Thunder. All in all it is the best and brightest yet again.

Lets look at those prizes.

So the Prizes:

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Firstly the coveted Wilkinson Sword:, but the Best of the Osbbl teams are still to be confirmed.

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Now the Mullet
And again this is yet to be confirmed.

Now in a particular order the other awards from the season.

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Silky's Starfish

This goes to the player with the most SPP's this season. Boudica has led the way for the Gaen Von Griffons as she has done for so many seasons and she is the all time leader of the Star player point in the league closing in on the 150 mark with 31 this season she is not top of the pops this season.

For the first time ever the Starfish is shared between Kraken Black of the Rum Rebellion and Salvador the Eagle Runner of Banda Sagrada de Magritta.

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Now the Rampant Shag. This annoying bird was caught and stuffed by the Mercenaries of the Nightwing and given to Silky as a bizarre parting gift. The Shag goes to the player with the most TD's for the season. With it goes the Accolade of when they arrive in the tavern they are greeted with a hearty "alright Shagger".

Special mentions to Kraken Black of the Rum Rebellion who scored 5 but also Simon is so Sweet of the Desperate House Husbands who also clocked up 5 touchdowns.

But the Shag goes to Salvador of Banda Sagrada de Magritta and he is the Rampant Shag.

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The Moby Dick award.

Our own White Whale in Osbbl that player that cursed so many other teams driving them to distraction with the issuing of savage beatdowns upon the opponents.

Hulk Hurtagain was a royal pain and 8 Casualties kept the Painnn competitive, Boudica is never one to hold back and a massive 9 Casualties for her deserves a special mention.

But their is a new woman on the block and with 13 Casualties Adala Ebner of Miras Mauraders takes the Moby Dick award.


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The Hand of Cod

This award is for the player with the most Completions in a season.

Ashton Inlind of the Cheeky Cheesy Chappies had a bit of assistance with his passing but 4 completions is a good return. Banquo of the Ghozt Ships was the safe pair of hands that led them to topping their division with 5 completions.

Also with 5 was this seasons Hand of Cod holder. Gwen Berry is only just establishing herself in the star studded Griffons squad and her throws covered more distance.


Weeding our way through the awards now and it is the:

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Orange Roughy award

This award is for the player who stuck in the boot the most all season, though the Osbbl refs don't like it unless they are richly rewarded the crowd still love to see it.

Emilie Frank of Mira’s Mauraders managed to clock up a solid 8 fouls for an honourable mention. Paxton Kins of the Cheesy Cheeky Chappies clocked 10 fouls in what was a breakout season for the rat.

This seasons Roughy though is Geoffrey "Big News" Cox of the Shadows of Shadbolt who actually put the boot in as often as he Blocks with 11 fouls on his opponents.

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The award of a Chum bucket for services to Chum production

As all of you know the Chum fiasco has haunted Silky in season 3 and the Stormfel have launched a protest nationwide disrupting Shipping throughout the Isles.
Silky found a solution using his cleaning services to reuse the dead players. So Services to Chum production goes to the team with the most corpses this season.
graves were dug but we all know Silky doesn’t bury the dead. This season’s Chum will be in Norse Dwarf in flavour and I know those Desperate House Husbands will love to please the Stormfel with the best flavour yet.

Wow and with that done and dusted I would usually say goodbye to my co-host but contractually your soul stays with us till the Sword is handed over so we will have you look over the Sucker cup.

Thanks team for attending the awards, remember to pick up your trophies. Who will join me in the commentary box next season? Let's see how the Sucker cup goes. Let's go and look at what Dwarf chum looks like .[/img]
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