Renegade
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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Oct 20, 2004 - 19:38 |
 
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I think a post like this needs some Ren words of wisdom.
How about emailing a list of the finer points of the menstral cycle! No bloke on earth would know how that works... |
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Tallaria
Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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Oct 20, 2004 - 21:46 |
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| Renegade wrote: | I think a post like this needs some Ren words of wisdom.
How about emailing a list of the finer points of the menstral cycle! No bloke on earth would know how that works... |
I don't think I know any girl that would think that would be funny. And then every girl would think I am a guy trying to fool them. We do not have fun talking about our period, it is one of the most anoing things we are bothered with, and you boys will never know. |
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Tallaria
Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 09:31 |
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Now we are 4 teams. Then we only have 2 to go as a minimum.
Please girls join |
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nbrown
Joined: Jul 08, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 09:35 |
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I think a post like this needs some Ren words of wisdom.
How about emailing a list of the finer points of the menstral cycle! No bloke on earth would know how that works...
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I agree with Tallaria.. don't even go there..
I look forward to matching my skill with the other girl's will be so cool  |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 21, 2004 - 10:09 |
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where is jahira?  |
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MorbidDeath
Joined: Mar 13, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 10:46 |
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A girl fight? Are you gonna get all the teams that have claw? |
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MorbidDeath
Joined: Mar 13, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 10:51 |
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Or for u fatties out there yu could use pile-on .hehe
Only kidding  |
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heinz
Joined: Mar 24, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 11:06 |
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i like to watch... |
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Flaymin
Joined: Jan 09, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 11:35 |
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| browwnrob_ni wrote: | | where is jahira? |
mUst she be mentioned again?? |
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MorbidDeath
Joined: Mar 13, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 12:09 |
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Who´s jahira???hehe |
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tza
Joined: Aug 25, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 12:11 |
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| vanGorn wrote: | Something like the Voight-Kampff-Test to pick out replikants?
Well, perhaps there is secret wisdom only a girl may have. |
Base that test on the following rules wich apply to guys:
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally,
the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping. |
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Tallaria
Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 14:14 |
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Wow that one is hard to give a bright answer to, so i will not try.
But I can tell you boys, that if you espect us girls to do all the work around the house. Then:
1) Find a girl who still haven't realiced she has the right to wote.
2) You have to be lucky and find one who loves cleaning and cooking.
3) Give your girl alot of gifts, it might work. Atleast she will probably forgive that you haven't done what you had to do, yet.
But the best way to do things is if you help eachother. |
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Tymless
Joined: Jul 01, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 14:29 |
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Damn, listening to this thread makes me realize why half the guys in Fumbbl are here and not out dating.
I feel bad for the women here having to even listen to these inane comments. |
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Tallaria
Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 14:37 |
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You learn to live with it. |
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tza
Joined: Aug 25, 2004
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Oct 21, 2004 - 14:45 |
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| Tymless wrote: |
I feel bad for the women here having to even listen to these inane comments. |
comments goes both ways - just depends on who your around at the time they come;)
But imo any comment can be served with a little smile wich make 'em somewhat easier to digest. If they aren't worth a smile, then they aren't worth letting past your lips in the first place neither |
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