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Halfabrain
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2020-09-17 00:39:39
19 votes, rating 5.2
CR 170 and other lies
I recently reached the lofty heights of 169.3 CR. This is of course #Totally Awesome and possibly makes me totally awesome too. In fact just by reading this some of this awesomeness may even have rubbed off on you, not enough obviously to make you totally but at least enough to make you a bit.

I was looking forward to taking the final step into bloodbowl sainthood and be ushered into the hallowed ranks of 170 CR legends. My name would be spoken of in hushed tones and I would be a minor celebrity in local bb circles. Once I'd told them all about it of course. I'm not one to hide my light under a bushel.

Unfortunately I had the rotten luck in my very next game to run into Joost in one of his less merciful moods. Joost doesn't usually need luck to pimp slap you but he got it in any case, though I'm sure he probably thinks he possibly/maybe/definitely would have beat me anyway. The conceited lucker bastard.

The crown of glory and fame everlasting snatched away at the last moment. The injustice of it. Nevermind. I'll make it up on the next one.

The next one as it happened was a 1st round Rookie Rumble that pitted my brand new Chaos Dwarves against the dregs of the arena. The sweepings of the green skin races, the mockery, the joke and the sheer bloody spp farm that is Snotlings.

To say coach gamelsetlmatch had the crowd with him would be an understatement. Everyone loves the snots and I was playing Chorfs; even I was cheering for the swine. The humiliation of a crushing and one sided defeat was profound and was compounded by me having to retire my team directly afterwards.

"That was fun. Best of luck in the next round mate :)" you jammy vicious fouling little green SOB.

So there we go.

In truth it was with shock that I'd realized my CR had got so high anyway and in any case was only due to an extended and doubtless lucky run with a pact team greatly aided by a MA 7 cow masquerading as a blitzer.

I unfortunately don't take part in the Black Box Trophy, 2 games a week isn't really enough, not when you have league commitments as well. I do play a fair bit of UW so perhapes that helps to balance it out and with the exception of a much loved UW(2 blitzers and no gutter thank you very much) team I rarely go to ranked now days(why, why, why will no one play my Snotlings?).

If I have a point its that I think CR is at best a very very broad basis on which to judge coach ability. Much of the time its an out and out lie.

As a coach I don't think I'm bad but I'm certainly nothing special and I'm equally certainly a fair ways less able than many other coaches rated below me.



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Posted by koadah on 2020-09-17 01:18:10
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=7383
Posted by cowhead on 2020-09-17 08:22:40
I completely agree, CR is most definitely a lie.

Back in 2014 I somehow managed to find myself as the no.1 coach on FUMBBL, albeit it was only for about half a day.

And at present I currently find myself sitting at the prestigious rank of 69 (Dudes), even though I only play in L.

I like to think I'm a pretty decent coach, but I know for fact I'm nowhere near good enough to have even reached the lofty heights of the top ten let alone the top 100 coaches of FUMBBL.

But I had just started a cheesy run with Skaven in R and a boring Dwarf (Yawn! I know, even I was bored playing them.) run in B.

So yes, I agree CR is a lie.
Posted by koadah on 2020-09-17 09:01:57
CR is the truth. It just doesn't mean what you think it means.
Posted by stowelly on 2020-09-17 09:53:07
Agreed, playing a few weeks of low tv undead in box got me up to about the same level with relatively small effort.... was it fun? not really! caring about CR stops you trying fun things, like playing challenging races for example. it also makes a lot of coaches insufferable bores :D
Posted by MattDakka on 2020-09-17 14:44:24
CR is not accurate but is not a lie.
You should consider CR + win rate, not just CR, by the way.
When I talk about CR, I'm referring to Black Box CR, not the Ranked one, which can be easily exploited by picking.
You didn't reach 170 CR, you got very close to it, but the higher your CR is, the harder is to increase it and the easier is to lose it.
Yes, a coach can reach high CR due to a lucky streak of wins and playing a top tier 1 team, but if he's not good he will drop soon.
So, you should consider the average CR of a certain coach to judge him, not just a single point of his CR graph.
Good coaches tend to consistently have high CR and win rate, unless they play only weak teams. Dismissing this is dismissing statistics.
Posted by Dalfort on 2020-09-17 20:29:01
Rated 5 almost 6 but that is as close as you got in the CR chase anyway... :P
Posted by Joost on 2020-09-17 22:16:00
I hadn’t realized i was the last obstacle between you and eternal fame. Dice were friendly to me, so perhaps Nuffle just didn’t feel welcoming that day.... anyway, good luck on your quest. As stowelly said playing lower TV does help to achieve high CR. Rated 6 for the “conceited lucker bastard” label, which I’ll wear as a badge of honor :-)
Posted by mekutata on 2020-09-18 09:02:26
CR is a lie? Next you will say earth is flat.
Posted by neilwat on 2020-09-19 08:55:11
The earth has to be flat otherwise we would be rolling around the whole time, like trying to stand on a marble.

CR is the only one pure truth.