The Glorious Socialist Elven Land is delighted to announce that Elf Marx has become first among equals, gaining Legend status with a typically fine display of ball distribution. With the customary good grace and commitment to socialist principles for which he has become known, Elf Marx has insisted on all plaudits being shared with his comrades, without whom he could not make full use of his abilities.

The Glorious Socialist Elven Land wish all other representative teams from Ulthuan to bear witness to the possibilities which come from rejecting hierarchical partitions of wealth and status.