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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Ok, this game was dicerape. I caught break after break after break as my opponent kept failing ball handling rolls in the rain and I stole the ball to score repeatedly.

I also had incredible luck with the cas dice, sending a lot of decent players out of the game so Nighteye was trying to score/defend with a lot of second string players.

There really was not much my opponent could have done different, the dice were just not co-operating today.

But at the end of the day there was some money for both, no FF loss and no permanent injuries so a good day all in all.

Course I fail a 31 SPP aging roll after the game and get a niggle and thus a wasted player to be replaced heh.
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