“Khemri and Chaos Dwarves took to the field on the Third-Tier Ziggurat stadium here in Zharr-Naggrund, in what tomorrows papers are already headlining as a 'brutal' match.

It wasn't a flashy match from either team. PSV received the kick off and drove down the left side of the field, while the mummies of St. Pauli tried to free themselves in mid-field. The Khemri were overwhelmed, and Zharr-Naggrund's bull 'Ace' Millan used his speed to get over for the touchdown. The khemri couldn't reply, and their counter attack descended into a brawl that lasted until half-time.

The second half started with both teams taking to the pitch reduced in numbers - PSV Hobgoblin Lazio had been smeared across the pitch by a mummy, and 3 others of the chaos dwarf team were in the injury box. In retaliation, Hobogoblin 'What Ford?' had killed skeleton Timo Schultz with an opportunistic block.

More importantly, mummy Marcel Eger had been seriously hurt by a tackle by Villa 'the Killa', and with a second mummy unconcious on the side lines, the dorfs might have fancied their chances. It wasn't to be though, with F.C. St. Pauli using superior speed and hitting power from their 2 remaining mummies, and pushing over for the equaliser.

The final quarter was, then, a drive by PSV, which fell apart when poor protection of the ball carrier allowed St. Pauli to knock him down and steal the ball. All that remained was for Vertonne to surf a blitzer, and the dwarves to fail to knock the ball free for a last minute touchdown.

Final score, 1-all by touchdowns, 3-1 by deaths, and only one of the Khemri blitzers managed to regenerate. With 2 players killed, and 2 players injured, F.C. St. Pauli's next match is going to be a hard one.”