“You can only kick a rat so much until it bites back! After a horrible season where it seemed at times that Houston was close to folding into a defeated husk of a team, an amazing turnaround occurred with Ryan Cochrane once again leading the charge. A rat simply possessed refused to allow any elves downfield, blitzing one after another for CAS after CAS, the elf dirty players laid the boot in and we responded...but with Cochrane, the advantage was soon clearly ours and the first half ended 0-0, but the elves were playing with less than half a squad now. The opening series of the second half nearly sealed the deal, with Aidan Claw killing a line elf...than Cochrane niggling another (apoth failed)...the pro elves were soon cleared from the pitch and Robin Hood scored his first TD on turn 2. Three elves returned and they tried to dodge away, but the fans let them have it - calling for more blood, they tied up the ref and Robin Hood took the ball, the pro elf thrower was killed by a boot and it was 2-0...no elves came out for the next kickoff and Robin Hood ran in the free ball for 3-0...then the pro elf captain bravely (foolishly) came out for the next kickoff...Cochrane gave him a concussion for his trouble and Robin Hood ran in for the 4-0 victory.”