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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2009-06-06 12:47:58
TV 2030k Shambling Undead
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/1/0
 
 
High Elf TV 2740k
2
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/2/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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turns
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#1
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1
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2
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5
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#2
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5
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#3
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8
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#4
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13
3
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#5
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1
2
#6
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1
5
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#7
1
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3
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13
3
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#8
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1
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2
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7
1
#9
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3
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#12
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12
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#14
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1
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TOTALS
1
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2
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1
12
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26
48
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#6 Sergio Rodriguez Martinez – Broken Neck (-AG)
Oval Balls FTW 2 - 1 Real Sociedead

In a season where Real Sociedead’s Coach, SeraphimRed, allowed himself some optimism after 5 seasons of disappointment, that buoyancy was quickly deflated in round two when they met OBFTW.

Immediately following the game however, the dejected coach was not available to comment on the game, instead we caught up with him in a Tavern in New Town, Sylvannia – Old World, where he was in a sorry state.


Reporter: Mr Red, can we get a few words from you.

Sera: £$%£ £!$£@$& %£%&*$@£!

Reporter: Um, how about words we can print? I think it’s fair to say you were disappointed with the result!

Sera: I haaate elveseses. Pranshing about, with floppy earsh and frilly shkirtsh. No ballsh for the win is the worsht of them too! Little %$£@$ even out bashers ush.

Do you... Do you know what they djid? Count Von Assburger had the bhall right.

Reporter: Right.

Sera: And he was shurrounded by, like, lots of my other guysh. Then some %$£@&#$ floppy ear tearsh the ball from hish hands. Never mind I thought, itsh shafe. Then some other floppy ear runsh through twenty five of my guysh...

Reporter: Twenty five?

Sera: Yesh! Grabsh the ball and throwsh it to some other %$@~£! Well, Bah!

Reporter: Those elves can be tricky.

Sera: Yeah. Tricky little %~@£%&#! The other one who shcored wash shurrounded by 34 of my guysh and shtill caught the ball!!! How are my zombies shupposed to compete with that!?

(*BURP*)

Dirty $%£#@&% elvesh!

I hope Russho givesh him a right good MeatGoo’ing!

(*CRASH*)

Reporter: Oof. That’s gotta hurt!

===
Seems to be that playing Goos elves has become the frustrating fixture of the season as I just watch them run circles around my guys and I just don’t seem to be able to remove enough of them soon enough to ever get a grip on the game.

The three handis I received were appallingly bad considering (Buzzing, Bad Press and an ineffectual Duh Where Am I?) – so I knew I was in trouble.

As soon as the Count had the ball stripped from him, and the AG5 Lion Warrior dodged in and picked up what was actually a favourable bounce and tossed it down field to a waiting elf, I knew the game was over as my guys wouldn’t be able to stop the inevitable T2/T3 TD that would follow in the second half.

I eventually got superior numbers to try and push a tie but all it took was a long pass down field to scupper us.

Despite the frustration with my team, Goo as ever alleviated my annoyance by providing a chatty and fun game.

Another loss, or even a draw, will surely put me out of any title run, but another win should see me stay up - if past seasons are anything to go by, so all is far from lost yet.

GG Goo!


Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
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4
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#3
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1
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2
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4
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#4
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1
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1
6
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10
9
5
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#5
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1
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#7
1
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3
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10
6
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#9
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1
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#13
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1
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2
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-5
2
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#14
1
1
1
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6
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4
13
5
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#16
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4
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TOTALS
2
2
3
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1
19
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14
27
32
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