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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-02-18 00:26:39
TV 2300k Shambling Undead
2
Winnings 70k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 5/4/0
 
 
Amazon TV 2200k
1
20k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
0/0/0 Casualties
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All the action and reaction following the OBBA Cup final, Essetesford Town 1 - 2 Real Sociedead

Des Lineman: How did you feel the game went?

SeraphimRed: The game started shakily, after Esseteford’s initial Blitz on our offence. Fortunately, with the Count in the backfield and the team captain, Boukary Drame we were able to cut most of the Amazon Blitzers off from the action for a good quarter of the game – this left my guys free to deal out some damage, twice injuring Zara who had no business on the field with a dangerously pointy stick!

Des: But you have huge effin Mummies?

SeraphimRed: But she could have someone’s eye with that!

Anyway, can I just give the ref a big shout out for allowing the Real brutality to go unchecked?

Des: Sure.

SeraphimRed: Thanks Ref!

After that it was just a matter of waiting for the Fireball to arrive, and it did. By then of course the Zons were heavily reduced and with a bit of fortune we recovered well to make it 1-0.

The second half Essetesford only came out with 8 women and once again they just couldn’t budge my zombies who performed incredibly all game. Nonetheless, we couldn’t deal with their agility and they made their TD look very easy indeed. Still, with almost a whole half left and the Girls looking tired we were sure of a second as we gradually ground them down.

We actually injured 9 players in the game; we’d have done more if they were easier to knock down... It’s a testament to the New Real Sociedead following some heavy investments from overseas parties, and we’re just thrilled to be able to return with dividends after picking up the trophy that has eluded us for 8 seasons!

Des: Many congratulations.

SeraphimRed: Shut up.

No team... no manager... no one... has ever held both the Premiership Trophy and the OBBA Cup.

Des: I heard...

SeraphimRed: Real continue to make history.

Des: You didn’t win the Championship though.

SeraphimRed: I didn’t want it. The trophy cabinet can only fit two trophies in right now, and I’d rather have the OBBA Cup.

Des: So what about the rumours circulating Oval Balls and Purplegoo?

SeraphimRed: Well, I’d rather not comment – but let’s just say that it’s no coincidence that I now have a Purple Gool on my team.

Des: *shock*

So does this mean you’ll be playing in the Premiership next season?

SeraphimRed:In all seriousness, let’s face it.
This season the Premiership sucked hairy orc balls. Everyone knew what was missing. No Real Sociedead!
Who was there to entertain the fans? B'ORCalona – Christ they couldn’t defeat a single Gutter Runner!
Wolverhampton Wonderdead – how are these guys even in the Premiership?
And let’s face it – as entertaining as the The Duke was, he’s now getting old, boring, and predictable – the only trick the fans want to see him do next is go splat!

So... Is it surprising that the OA (OBBA Association) have contrived to have Purplegoo committed in order to reinstall us at the top flight where we belong?

Des: So once again you’ll be playing Mummywell.

SeraphimRed: Oh for **** sake!

[interview over]

[Not a whole lot Cyrus could do in this game, the only person he seemed to be able to POW was my St6 Mummy - oddly. My guys on the other hand knew the day was going to be a good one when the first block resulted in a SI!
On reflection, it was just an exhibition game for my guys - Duke's one GR couldn't have won Russo's 11 Orcs with Cyrus' dice.

Had Esse had more players on the field when the Fireball toppled the Count it could have gone another way.

Thanks for the game Cyrus]
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TOTALS
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#6 Sarah Sweeper – Smashed Knee (NI)
#10 Stella Striker – Serious Concussion (-AV)
#15 Tracy Trialist – Smashed Knee (NI)
 
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