“I always enjoy playing Arktoris, but this game was not as fun as the last one. It's not that I lost, it's that I felt I was fighting against the dice the entire time. My armor was like paper, most of my KOs never came back (including my AG4 ballcarrier) and my regen wasn't working for squat. The IUHs certainly collected some nice scalps this game - Whip It, a Block/Fend zombie got his butt whipped, and Take on Me couldn't take on Jacob in the end.

And to really add insult to it, my CR takes another dive. No matter what the matchup, whether I play up or down in TV, up or down in CR, I seem to be losing 1-2 points for every loss, but barely gaining 1/10th of a point for a win. I seriously think the new CR formula is horribly broken as it takes 10 wins to make up for 1 loss.

Ok, enough griping. Thanks for a fun game, Arktoris, and grats on a well-deserved win. You played great, I played decently, but in the end Nuffle shined on your Hunters and pissed all over my necromantic abominations.

Might be time to fire both stat-busted wights and start with new ones at a lower TV.

update: Oh, and did I mention the bloody homer, flesh-hugging, borne-of-a-whore REF!?! 5 fouls and 3 ejections. Bloody peasant! I'm gonna show you the violence inherent in the system! There's some lovely filth down here under my boot!”