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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2012-01-30 23:46:21
TV 2080k Shambling Undead
3
60k (-30000)
17000 (1 FAME)
No change
2/0/0
Inducements:
Human TV 1740k
1
40k
15000
No change
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Helmut Wulf
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
2
-
1
18
173
-
60
61
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
162
4
18
44
5
Ass.: Sir! I’ve got some bad news, and some good news.
SeraphimRed: Just once, can’t we just have good news?
Ass.: Well, the good news is great!
SeraphimRed: And the bad news?
Ass.: Terrible!
SeraphimRed: sigh
Ass.: I’ve just been looking through the fumbbl quarterly stats
and it seem like coaches are leaving left right and centre. Games are down. Morale is down... in fact everything is down apart from the number of Chaos teams!
The Ass. passes SeraphimRed his iBall (TM) to look over the quarterly stats.
SeraphimRed: Wow.
Ass.: Bad isn’t it?
SeraphimRed: Yes. Bad-ass! Christer has only gone and improved the nuffling charting!
As..: Err... yeah, I think you’re missing the point.
SeraphimRed: And people say he doesn’t do anything useful!!!
Ass.: Well, he has been promising to renovate League for a long time...
SeraphimRed strokes the charts.
SeraphimRed.: Forget League! This is where we need improvements. Those sorry line graphs of old are no more! I only hope that whilst he’s on a roll that he revamps the CR algorithms.
Ass.: ...
SeraphimRed: And then. And then after he’s done that, I hope he doesn’t tell anyone how they work.
Ass.: No one?
SeraphimRed: No one. It’ll freak ‘em all out!
Ass.: But...
SeraphimRed puts his finger to his mouth.
SeraphimRed: Shhh....
Ass.: Right. OK. Well, I for one am worried. We’re losing some great coaches. Malmir left for instance... just this minute. Gone. Without a word...
SeraphimRed rolls his eyes.
Ass.: Well, he left a blog of course.
SeraphimRed: Did he thank Christer for all the hard work he put into the charting?
Ass.: Well, he thanked Christer of course.
SeraphimRed: Did he mention the charting?
Ass.: Not explicitly, no.
SeraphimRed: Then I have no time for people like that.
Ass.: Vicius left too, just the other day.
SeraphimRed: Never heard of him.
Ass.: He’s in... was in the OBBA sir.
SeraphimRed looks glazed over.
Ass.: He won coach of the season last season.
SeraphimRed.: Is he in the Premiership?
Ass.: No.
SeraphimRed: There you go then. Clearly not something I need to worry about. I don’t know why you’re threating. With the improvements Christer is doing around this place they’ll be new coaches. They may not like LRB5.7 CRP, they may not like CLAWBOMB, but I bet they like snazzy charting! And that’s the future of FUMBBL. Snazzy charts and stats no one understands.
Ass.: Right you are sir... Anyway, the good news.
SeraphimRed looks shocked!
SeraphimRed: The charting isn’t the good news!?
Ass.: Sir. Can we please move beyond the new charting?
SeraphimRed: I don’t know, can we?
Ass.: Sir. You, we, won the Premiership title for the third time in 13 seasons! Yip!!
SeraphimRed: Woot! ... ... Do I say woot?
Ass.: Not usually, sir. But you’ll be excused for it on this occasion I’m sure.
SeraphimRed: I really am awesome! And I just keep getting more awesome with each passing year.
Ass.: Yes you do sir!
SeraphimRed: Now. If my awesomeness could be charted over 13 seasons, I wonder how that might look. Get me Christer on the line!
Ass.: sigh...
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Good game Vampy! ”