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Match Result · Blackbox division
Match recorded on 2013-11-24 20:39:05
TV 1930k Chaos Chosen
(CR 165.14 Super Star) burbi
3
Winnings 50000 (-20000)
14000 Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 4/1/5
Ogre TV 1850k+50k
garyt1 (CR 148.96 Emerging Star)
1
40000 (-10000) Winnings
Spectators 14000
Fanfactor No change
2/1/0 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bribe
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 m&m'bleue 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 0
#2 m&m'rose 12 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 9 0
#4 brisnuk 16 2 1 0 0 0 5 6 22 0 0
#5 foufou 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 16 1 0
#6 folle 16 0 0 0 4 1 13 0 0 7 0
#7 m&m'rouge 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
#8 nono 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#9 doudou 7 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 7 0 0
#10 fracassecrane 16 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 7 0
#12 cascouy 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
  Total 136 2 0 9 1 34 6 45 37 6

#2 m&m'rose – Fractured Arm (MNG)
Inducements: 1 bribe, 1 bloodweiser babe
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Big Daddy 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#2 Giant Haystacks 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 20 8 0
#3 Kendo Nagasaki 14 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 4 0
#4 Les Kellett 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#5 bulldog 8 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 0
#6 Snotface 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#7 Time Bandit 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#8 Mrs Bucket 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#9 Bicep 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#10 Jim Breaks 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#11 Waterboy 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0
#12 Tom Thumb 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#14 Shane Mcmahon the 7th 16 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0
#15 Vince Mcmahon 3 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 0
#16 Jake "The Snake" Roberts 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 103 1 0 3 1 15 1 24 22 0

#1 Big Daddy – Dead (RIP)
#3 Kendo Nagasaki – Damaged Back (NI)
#5 bulldog – Dead (RIP)
#7 Time Bandit – Dead (RIP)
#10 Jim Breaks – Dead (RIP)
#15 Vince Mcmahon – Dead (RIP)
It was a nightmare. Ogres against the combination of clawpomb and unbelievable injury rolls. Destruction on a shocking scale.

On the receiving turn, after a short kick catch attempt was fumbled behind the los, Bulldog badly hurt a Chaos Warrior, Velvet, for a momentary good start. Then after snotface failed to pick up the disaster started. Big Daddy was stunned and chain pushed so Les could be blocked. He was immediately badly hurt. Haystacks picked up the ball and then...a huge hit from Rose that killed superstar Jim Breaks! One of the great Ogre blockers was cast down (clawmb just being enough to pass the armour) and the apo came on. The apos efforts were useless and he remained dead. A huge loss.
Haystacks then tried to dodge away but was felled by a beastman and so the ball was dropped. A beastman then picked it up and with another hit a snot joined the dead box. Next a snot, Jake the Snake, tripped up leaving other shocked snots in blocking content! They were both promptly badly hurt. Big Daddy was then killed by a foul! The Chaos side would make 6 fouls this match and have no players sent off(one bribe used).
After they scored we set up again but there was not enough time for the snots to run forward to score while the OGres were beaten down on. Absolutely incredibly Bulldog was then killed in another block before half time! (Again claw+mb making enough for the armour pass before crazy injury). Our team was now ripped apart. Nuffle was embueing the Chaos claws with immense power.
Second half the Chaos scored quickly. Then low on numbers somehow Haystacks showed his legendary potential once more by not only escaping hurt but actually making a lone escape touchdown! He broke away from tackles and the Chaos had their one mistake of the match when Kendo stood up strong to a block. Haystacks then scored in space.
In a further cruel blow the babes didn't help either ko'd snot to return. So Kendo had to finish on the los. He was niggled. Big losses and now we are bankrupt again. How we gnashed our teeth! That was our peak so far, will we ever get back there?

 
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