“FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXV

The 'Saws were out celebrating the night before their 550th game. Actually they're usually out celebrating - but had an extra drink as well just to mark the occasion.

Then they performed like drunks on the field - presumably still considerably inebriated. The Big Hats could do almost no wrong. A constant stream of 1 on 1 (1D) knockdowns sent them through as it proved impossible for the orcs to compete in the maul. It was unrelenting and greenskins were puking up all over the pitch - the previous night's stomach contents seemed all they could muster to throw at their chaos dwarf opponents.

That was a tough game and we'll be licking our wounds a while longer as Aztec misses the next match - a victim of one of those relentless 1 on 1 blocks. If we can't win *with* our talisman, how will we win without him?”