“CDI just gave Navy an old fashion style Shellacking,
3 defensive scores, come from aggressive ball attacking
The Khemri did their best to put up a tough/ proper fight
But on this Mothers day it was the Slanns lucky night!

Second match was against TCU Horned Rats our NCBB Rivals,
Both teams were ferocious with the blocks and it surprisingly wasn't about survival
Unfortunately the referee caught and sent every fouler to the Sin Bin,
It was more about bragging rights than killing because we both went for the win!


Season Begins, with U.Con Huskies' Senior Wolf is DEAD!
The Splooshy splatter soaked the field, with his pseudonym of "Red"
Seven U.Con Fouls! but we declared it a rivalry at the Start,
a Tie game in the end, because stalling is smart.. Wait! Did I miss that part?

Game 2 was against the defending National Champs Wisconsin Honeygrues
4 Fouls aint enough, we need to use more shoes to make more blood pools!
Failed at the start, Darkies shot off like a dart, that Defensive TD looked real smart
Next time I need to learn the Fouling Art, cause I may use 16 and rip that team apart!

Game 3 we played Texas S n' M and their naughty little Aggroes
I really thought I had enough to beat them from da get gos
I played the game well, but made a defen-sieve positioning mistake,
All to foul his best player, and only getting a lousy armour break!
(Poem continued every game)

Thanks for the fun Smeat o/”